der rademacher
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Honestly, "mediocre" would be a 200% improvement to the status quo. As it is, on a scale from 0 - 10 his stream is a -8.
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kamekmagik
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Imagine someone crying about how they're going to lose their (second) house, they're desperate. They need an extra 16k, it's a long shot. You give them 12k and he's still making the same amount of money monthly. Then two months later he has no money for taxes lol
EmperorGoutatine
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Chat please help me, how do I fix my hairline
BallBuster
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Imagine someone crying about how they’re going to lose their (second) house and instead of actively trying to do something about it they sit on a nasty loveseat and play a 25 year old Nintendo game for half the day (poorly I might add).
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"Um..........ThirdeyetheThird just cheered 50 bits and said, Phil I just sent you the information on the new hairloss prevention product, with a $50 dollar coupon for the first time buyer, well knowing its thirdeyethethird, its probably a troll message and no my hair is totally fine, it's not like im balding or someting, Ackackackack, but let's see this email just in case........"
(lowered his head to check phone)
"haha it's a troll message, that's why he is banned, stupid detractor, its ok guys I have stopped recording the stream 10 minutes ago so this part wont be on the record, and my hair is fine, my mom combed is wrong but she is the biggest detractor of my life, what can i say? I did nothing wrong, okay?"
Next morning on Twitter,
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dsp tries it: wearing a wig
PieceofShet
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I thought he has a blue car, huh...
der rademacher
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Bugged hair follicle mechanics, nothing he could do. Stupid publisher pushed him out before the good genes were developed.
PieceofShet
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Before the stream
"Finally guys, we return to MW remastered, the game that I have CLEARLY BEEN BEASTING since it launched"
"BTW guys there's only one 100 bits cheer and 1 dollar tip so far, if you want to contribute and interact with me, this is the time, and TIPPING helps me the most, okay?"
Phil then began the first match
He think he was in a perfect camping spot in a dark room but the reality is he was totally exposed from another angle, kill cam showed the guy saw him and then tossed 3 grenades in there, Phil got cooked and died
"WTF was that? I saw something got thrown in there, it made a VERY VERY LATE GRENADE SOUND but i was already died, stupid fucking game, stupid FORTNITE KIDS"
Chat laughing at him, still no contribution
Phil RAGE QUITED the session
"Look at that! You see that? SNooooooooooooooooooRT
I clearly had the best kill death ratio from both teams yet Im somehow ranked 2nd on my team, whatever you say stupid game, my team is a bunch of morons and I was carrying the entire team's load on my back"
Phil, your team doesnt suck and the other team had one less player yet your team still lost, are you fucking blind you dirty pig?
"My team is terrible man, a bunch of noobs, Even though I joined late I might be the best player of my team..................
(the final score showed up, DSP took a quick look)
"Ugh.......I would be the best player of the team if I joined earlier"
Sure dood, how about let's start with not being LAST
Phil's team came out strong with a 10-0 lead, a little later a 15-2 lead
Phil
"Yo we are dominating man, I've been killing them left and rest, BEAST MODE hell ya"
Phil's team started to get team-wiped several times, we are talking about quad-kills from the other team multiple times, soon Phil found his team to be in a 28-54 hole
"Fuck this game man, I was aiming perfectly (he was spraying) and the other guy just wont die:
"The connection is terrible man, ya we are losing but Im quiting this lobby only because of connection, okay? you saw how bad that connection is, everything is DELAYED!"
He ragequited again, chat laughing at him
"Finally guys, we return to MW remastered, the game that I have CLEARLY BEEN BEASTING since it launched"
"BTW guys there's only one 100 bits cheer and 1 dollar tip so far, if you want to contribute and interact with me, this is the time, and TIPPING helps me the most, okay?"
Phil then began the first match
He think he was in a perfect camping spot in a dark room but the reality is he was totally exposed from another angle, kill cam showed the guy saw him and then tossed 3 grenades in there, Phil got cooked and died
"WTF was that? I saw something got thrown in there, it made a VERY VERY LATE GRENADE SOUND but i was already died, stupid fucking game, stupid FORTNITE KIDS"
Chat laughing at him, still no contribution
Phil RAGE QUITED the session
"Look at that! You see that? SNooooooooooooooooooRT
I clearly had the best kill death ratio from both teams yet Im somehow ranked 2nd on my team, whatever you say stupid game, my team is a bunch of morons and I was carrying the entire team's load on my back"
Phil, your team doesnt suck and the other team had one less player yet your team still lost, are you fucking blind you dirty pig?
"My team is terrible man, a bunch of noobs, Even though I joined late I might be the best player of my team..................
(the final score showed up, DSP took a quick look)
"Ugh.......I would be the best player of the team if I joined earlier"
Sure dood, how about let's start with not being LAST
Phil's team came out strong with a 10-0 lead, a little later a 15-2 lead
Phil
"Yo we are dominating man, I've been killing them left and rest, BEAST MODE hell ya"
Phil's team started to get team-wiped several times, we are talking about quad-kills from the other team multiple times, soon Phil found his team to be in a 28-54 hole
"Fuck this game man, I was aiming perfectly (he was spraying) and the other guy just wont die:
"The connection is terrible man, ya we are losing but Im quiting this lobby only because of connection, okay? you saw how bad that connection is, everything is DELAYED!"
He ragequited again, chat laughing at him
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Don't be so quick to throw his fans under the bus - it's also Treyarch's fault.
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"I can't believe these fortnite kids. Just a bunch of pray and spray. No skill whatsoever."
After-game stats come up. Out of 14 kills, Phil has 0 headshots. He doesn't seem to notice, moves on to next match.
The hypocrisy is off the charts. I'd be on the same level if I complained about fakers parking in handicapped parking spots WHILE PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT.
Also, beast mode. Right. You know I'm also a champion at rolling dice. I roll snake eyes every time. At least the times I bother to count, anyway...
After-game stats come up. Out of 14 kills, Phil has 0 headshots. He doesn't seem to notice, moves on to next match.
The hypocrisy is off the charts. I'd be on the same level if I complained about fakers parking in handicapped parking spots WHILE PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT.
Also, beast mode. Right. You know I'm also a champion at rolling dice. I roll snake eyes every time. At least the times I bother to count, anyway...
OneDaySon
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DSP told us about his busy day on his prestream today. He said it almost made him late he had so much to do! He had to eat, then he had to do the dishes, then he had to put stuff in the washer, then he had to switch from his WiiU to his PS4.
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What is it with him and constantly going "Durrr...Fortnite kids" everytime he gets his ass owned in the multiplayer? No, seriously does this walking waste of fat assumes only Fortnite players play CoD?
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The problem here is that he doesn't seem to know what a headshot is, and that different limbs count different damage. I'm sure there are plenty of examples of him berating Blackgout/Fortnite/CoD/Battlefront for bugged mechanics because he shot some guy in the knee like 30 times, only to die instantly to a headshot.
I'm positive there's a great clip (I think it was from MisterMetokur watching him play Battlefront) where he clips someone in the arm with a sniper rifle and complains "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE SHOT GUN DOOD THIS GAME IS TERRIBUL".
kamekmagik
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I'm being completely serious. I've been watching some TIHYDPs tonight and I'm flabbergasted. How can one person blame the developers/CPU/opponent/Internet literally 99% of the time and themselves only 1% of the time
I've been playing Octopath, (coincidentally) Donkey Kong Country 1, Battlefield V. Most of the time that I die, I actually THINK about why and how to change it next time. There's some cheap deaths in DKC1, grinding it Octopath etc etc, but besides those I work on getting better at the game. I don't expect to just bull horns my way to it because it's supposed to be challenging
How can you blame EVERYTHING/BODY else when you die instead of yourself?
Also he spends so much time bitching about games, he really doesn't enjoy gaming anymore huh? I can't imagine spending so much time upset when I game instead of having fun
I've been playing Octopath, (coincidentally) Donkey Kong Country 1, Battlefield V. Most of the time that I die, I actually THINK about why and how to change it next time. There's some cheap deaths in DKC1, grinding it Octopath etc etc, but besides those I work on getting better at the game. I don't expect to just bull horns my way to it because it's supposed to be challenging
How can you blame EVERYTHING/BODY else when you die instead of yourself?
Also he spends so much time bitching about games, he really doesn't enjoy gaming anymore huh? I can't imagine spending so much time upset when I game instead of having fun
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The thing is Phil has always to be the bigger man. The flawless. The real honest man who is a lifelong gamer who knows the ins and outs of every game. He picks up any game and plays it on a professional level. He knows better than those talentless developers how games have to be and how they work. His playing of videogames has nothing to do with enjoying or even learning them. Games are beneath his authentic Italian excellency.
It's an ego-trip, like with everything else in his life. He has to be above a child in a voice chat, the best AMERICAN player except he was number 4 in the whole. He can't be not the number one or the centre of attention, never be in the wrong, because his skin is thin as wet paper.
I have no idea how he was raised. But damn he is a talentless spoiled child.
Meech
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Has anyone asked when hes going to meet Kats parents??
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The petting zoo doesn't open until early spring.
Comma
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Quite interesting to see that Swagginz gifted a sub to @Ikas_Ando, someone who has been openly critizing/trolling DSP for at least a year on both Twitter (http://archive.is/7AFa6) and in his chat.
Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he'sspending wasting on him, isn't he? He has been drip-feeding him bits/tips for months now, big donations like in his early days nowhere to be seen, but obviously entertaining himself by dancing on the thin blue line between supporting and trolling.
Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he's
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