Change of plans 3/15/19 - Goodbye 100 days of trying

[Guardsman42]

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What the fuckity fuck is that?? A stitch in her skin? Another scratch from Twinkie Storr out of pure hatred? Whatever it is, we're gonna have to look at it for the next 8 months.

Botfly. Seriously, at this stage we can't rule out that she is infact, hosting insects in her fat layers.

 

[Casta Spersions]

So... If she dies, what happens to her channel revenue? Would YouTube pay Becky?

 

[Twinkie]

She's saying that it hurts for her to sit up now. But... she has previously admitted that she has to sleep sitting up now. Is she somehow sleeping with the layyg pain, or has she started sleeping lying down again? Because that sounds dangerous af tbh

 

[Erica]

She's saying that it hurts for her to sit up now. But... she has previously admitted that she has to sleep sitting up now. Is she somehow sleeping with the layyg pain, or has she started sleeping lying down again? Because that sounds dangerous af tbh

At her size, she is in pain no matter what position she is in. She has had a few complaints about her legs, so I wonder if she has developed anything like cellulitis or lymphodema, or if whatever she had previously had progressed to the point where she can no longer ignore it.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

She's saying that it hurts for her to sit up now. But... she has previously admitted that she has to sleep sitting up now. Is she somehow sleeping with the layyg pain, or has she started sleeping lying down again? Because that sounds dangerous af tbh

I don't think she sleeps fully sitting up - more like propped up around 30-45 degrees on pillow mountain. Properly sitting up requires muscle use, and since those are slowly dying, I can imagine it hurting.

Wasn't there a picture of her a while ago though showing she could hardly even sit down on a couch, though, because her butt shelf got in the way?

 

[8008135]

So... If she dies, what happens to her channel revenue? Would YouTube pay Becky?

I highly doubt it. Since they aren't married, it's my understanding that -- legally -- Necky is nothing to her. If anything, I'd guess that whatever estate she has left after she keels over will go to her actual family.

 

[EH 110]

I highly doubt it. Since they aren't married, it's my understanding that -- legally -- Necky is nothing to her. If anything, I'd guess that whatever estate she has left after she keels over will go to her actual family.

That's why Becky shouldn't marry Amber. When Amber dies, Becky won't be responsible for burying her.

 

[ADHD]

I highly doubt it. Since they aren't married, it's my understanding that -- legally -- Necky is nothing to her. If anything, I'd guess that whatever estate she has left after she keels over will go to her actual family.

It's been said before that Amber likely gets her YouTube earnings deposited into Becky's account since she is said to not have one of her own. If that is the case, the money would probably continue to be deposited into Becky's account unless someone contacted YouTube to let them know of Amber's death and the new recipient of her income (most likely this would go to her mother). This would probably require a copy of Amber's death certificate and some sort of legal documentation stating her mother was to receive her earnings.

But yes, since she and Becky are not married, Becky is entitled to nothing. She also owes Amber nothing. She can walk at any time.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Becky went down to Georgia
She was lookin for Amberlynn a meal
She was in a bind cause she was outta time and willin to make a deal

 

[idosometimes]

Her being a binge eater or not doesn't matter. All that matters is that she's a fat bitch who eats enough food to balloon herself up to immobility. Who gives a shit about the technical name of her fat bitch disease?

BED serves as an excuse because it puts her problem outside of her control. Amberlynn tries to say that she is following her calories goals, but binging a few times a week puts her way over. This is not possible if you do the maths, but Amberlynn likes the story because she victim instead of fat slob with no willpower.

 

[Xenomorph]

I see.

Fascinating. Please, lecture me more. It's working so well.

I wouldnt do this if I were you. Lol calm down. This is not Facebook or You Tube. Nobody cares about your story AL is the one on display not you and if you compare to AL you are no better than her.

 

[fat]

BED serves as an excuse because it puts her problem outside of her control. Amberlynn tries to say that she is following her calories goals, but binging a few times a week puts her way over. This is not possible if you do the maths, but Amberlynn likes the story because she victim instead of fat slob with no willpower.

Said as though she wouldn't use everything else under the sun as an excuse for her actions, contrary to her behavior for the last 20 years?

Don't forget that the other reasons she is fat are: her mom, her brother, Crystal, Dusty, Becky, Eric, Ricky, God himself, the state of Kentucky, stress, anxiety, loneliness, rape, drugs, being overworked, being underworked, being happy, being sad, existing. Never once have I heard her say one of the reasons she is fat is because of herself.

But you're right, if she can't fall back on BED, she would definitely take responsibility for her own actions.

 

[Long time lurker]

Of course DelusionaLynn has to frame it as 'It's not safe for me to eat less food until I weigh less, boo boo.'

So...let me get this straight. Eating as much as she does makes her gain weight (which she admits to , right?). But she can't eat less because she's too fat. But...but...but would that circular "logic" of hers lead to weight gain instead?

 

[Wyzzerd]

So...let me get this straight. Eating as much as she does makes her gain weight (which she admits to , right?). But she can't eat less because she's too fat. But...but...but would that circular "logic" of hers lead to weight gain instead?

Listen gorl, she is a weight loss savant! She has lost 89 elbees and she knows her body better than anyone! Not like she has a long and well documented track record of absolute failure, right?

 

[W00K #17]

I'm sure the Williams Clan would love to see her snuffed.



I went on a little rant about her comparing herself to alcoholics the other night. Lo and behold, she addresses that today (forgetting, of course, that SHE is the one who's historically compared herself to alcoholics and drug addicts...)



Yep. She can't handle even slight discomfort, so she can't say no to a binge. She also needs to have "delicious" food at all meals, meaning she'll never be able to have an unsatisfyingly low-cal meal.



I've thought about this, too. I'm sure there are other infuriatingly dense fatties out there, but I can't see myself ever being intrigued enough to just find an AL replacement.

Should auld Kiwi-acquaintance be forgot...



If she can't make space in her life for ice cream and Cheetos, then it's not a sustainable diet. It's sad.

(Also, when are your videos happening? PM me.)



Just quoting this because I needed to remind myself that I'm not the only one who sees these obvious contradictions. There's nothing quite like being gaslit by a deathfat to make a person really question their own grasp on reality.



Exactly this will happen:

SUNDAY: Starting tomorrow, I'm giving myself 2500 calories a day, so that's [PAUSE TO USE CALCULATOR] 17500 a week.
MONDAY: I only ate 3000 calories! Go me!
TUESDAY: I screwed up and ate 6000 calories. Now I only have 8500 calories for the rest of the week. Still doable, though!
WEDNESDAY: I went to Becky's nephew's memorial. There was pie. Now I only have 4500 calories for the rest of the week.
THURSDAY: I had 3500 calories again today. It's really bad for someone my size to have under 2000 calories a day -- it'll screw up my metabolism. I don't have enough calories to for these last three days, so I'm going to just start Week 2 tomorrow.
FRIDAY: So I've got 17500 calories, plus 1000 left over from last week, so that's 18500 calories. Today I screwed up a little and had 4000, but that's okay -- I can still stay under 14500 for the rest of the week.
SATURDAY: Weigh in? What weigh in? Ricky and Eric want to have a BBQ tonight.

Etc.



For a moment, she was scared of being outshined by Chantal. That's why she acknowledged her apropos of nothing in a video a week or two back. By now, however, she's made up her mind that she's different from Chantal and suffers from much worse BED/food addiction/whatever, so while it's great for someone like Chantal to be able to succeed, AL herself (sigh) just has it worse because she was in foster care. Stop comparing them. They're nothing alike.

This one had potential

 

[Casta Spersions]

I highly doubt it. Since they aren't married, it's my understanding that -- legally -- Necky is nothing to her. If anything, I'd guess that whatever estate she has left after she keels over will go to her actual family.

Thanks for the info. So YouTube just keeps paying as long as the videos are being watched, interesting. I guess it is like royalties though. I suppose they will just keep paying out as long as the ads are being watched or the platform itself dies.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

This one had potential

i agree this woman is cow potential but, to quote an iconic gay, "she doesn't even go here"

 

[DuckSucker]

THE TITLE ALONE...I have to laugh lmao omg 20sec in and she already used "boo boo". So we got the radio silence of phase 2 and now we are DEEPLY in phase 3.

Lol when did she start using this phrase? I dont actually watch her shit, I just get a synopsis (and again thank you to the people who do watch her videos and report in, that is some front line shit) but I feel like she started using it around when she started Optavia and it's just become a meme. I mean it's a phenomenally cunty thing to say so I understand totally why people use it the way they do with her and I love it and find it amusing, but it's like, fuck dude where did even SHE hear it from? Why did she pick it up? Is it like a Trisha Paytas thing? It was always like a trashy phrase I think.

Either way, I love it. Never stop punctuating her speech with " ___, boo boo".

I think part of it is that I always read it in a Yogi Bear voice, just because when I was a teenager my friends and I would joke around with each other in that voice and would use it that way. Its a pretty silly voice.

 

[Damaged Goods]

AL: I lidurally can't stop binging cuz I have Binge Eating Disordurr!!!
Also AL: I'm doing this to prove to muhself that I can stop binging.

And she smugly claims those mash potatoes weren't a binge because they were "only" 500kcal. But isn't the primary characteristic of a binge the loss of control?

No contradictions here though

 

[toadoftoadhall]

I'm sure the comparison has been drawn before, but the entire time I was nodding off to this video I kept seeing this flashing in front of my eyes like The Shining: