YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

Rotollo · Mar 2, 2019

mumkey jones doing some 4d chess with Ass Burger's shit

edit: lolsuit possibly eminent

https://twitter.com/VincentHatesGod/status/1101977412059959298

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "According to an ongoing D…

archived 3 Mar 2019 00:22:23 UTC

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at this point Assburger would probably warrant a thread if he actually produced content instead of being a lazy fat ass.

Xerxes IX · Mar 2, 2019

Cool kitties club said:
I've always found these use random kids movies to explain politics (usually lefty politics) videos very weird.

I think it's more CA related autism dominating the sphere of analyzing pop culture and kids movies for Youtube, as a lot of people have been CA affiliated have gotten very political. The kinds of people who make and consume these videos probably love Lindsey Ellis, Folding Ideas, and all them.

BlancoMailo · Mar 2, 2019

rotollo said:
mumkey jones doing some 4d chess with Ass Burger's shit

edit: lolsuit possibly eminent

https://twitter.com/VincentHatesGod/status/1101977412059959298

http://archive.li/jeY8S
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at this point Assburger would probably warrant a thread if he actually produced content instead of being a lazy fat ass.

I'd say he qualifies anyway, even if only under our brand new "Trashfire" label. I decided to archive some things if anyone else want to look through:

Original Brandon "AssBurger" Ocampo arrest announcement from Mumkey: (You can find more on this by searching for "mumkey" in this thread)

Rekeita's stream going over the immediate legal implications of the Nov 23rd, 2018 incident:

List of charges:

Brandon Ocampo Mugshot 172874088 - Brandon Ocampo Arrest - Cobb Count…

archived 27 Nov 2018 01:38:08 UTC

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There's a long bit of silence as AssBurger is too busy with his legal troubles to larp as a rapper on the internet. He reappears on Feb 12th, 2019 and in characteristic fashion, his ego is unable to take the fact that he's a women beater He instead decides that Mumkey lied about what was going on (for some reason) while he was blackout drunk and that he's really an innocent victim in all this:

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "To the people constantly …

archived 14 Feb 2019 05:40:38 UTC

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unindicted, like straight up unindicted on Twitter: "To anyone who ca…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:41:13 UTC

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When confronted with evidence in an ongoing legal matter, Brandon decided the smart thing to do was delete it:

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Don't believe me, believe…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:42:07 UTC

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Oof, he deleted his whole…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:42:05 UTC

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On March 2nd, 2019, Mumkey tweets out that AssBurger has sent several DMCAs against his videos on Vimeo out of spite:

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Assburger (AKA domestic A…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:40:20 UTC

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In response, Mumkey announces that he's going to auction off all of the kitchenware AssBurger left behind and donate the money to charity if Brandon doesn't pick it up:

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "I am very excited to anno…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:44:51 UTC

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AssBurger and his Stockholm girlfriend, Jackie, try claiming that Mumkey swatted them by calling the police and are interested in pursuing legal action:

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "According to an ongoing D…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:20 UTC

archive.is

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "man i sure do wish i had …

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:41 UTC

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "@nickrekieta i'd love to …

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:51 UTC

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This is just what's sprung from the beating, there's an entire lore that can be found in the gaming videos Mumkey's continuing to upload the archives for, Brandon is the poster-child for a manchild unable to handle the simplest of first world problems.

Rotollo · Mar 3, 2019

BlancoMailo said:
I'd say he qualifies anyway, even if only under our brand new "Trashfire" label. I decided to archive some things if anyone else want to look through:

Original Brandon "AssBurger" Ocampo arrest announcement from Mumkey: (You can find more on this by searching for "mumkey" in this thread)

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Rekeita's stream going over the immediate legal implications of the Nov 23rd, 2018 incident:

List of charges:

Brandon Ocampo Mugshot 172874088 - Brandon Ocampo Arrest - Cobb Count…

archived 27 Nov 2018 01:38:08 UTC

archive.li

There's a long bit of silence as AssBurger is too busy with his legal troubles to larp as a rapper on the internet. He reappears on Feb 12th, 2019 and in characteristic fashion, his ego is unable to take the fact that he's a women beater He instead decides that Mumkey lied about what was going on (for some reason) while he was blackout drunk and that he's really an innocent victim in all this:

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "To the people constantly …

archived 14 Feb 2019 05:40:38 UTC

archive.li

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unindicted, like straight up unindicted on Twitter: "To anyone who ca…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:41:13 UTC

archive.li

When confronted with evidence in an ongoing legal matter, Brandon decided the smart thing to do was delete it:

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Don't believe me, believe…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:42:07 UTC

archive.li

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Oof, he deleted his whole…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:42:05 UTC

archive.li

On March 2nd, 2019, Mumkey tweets out that AssBurger has sent several DMCAs against his videos on Vimeo out of spite:

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "Assburger (AKA domestic A…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:40:20 UTC

archive.li

In response, Mumkey announces that he's going to auction off all of the kitchenware AssBurger left behind and donate the money to charity if Brandon doesn't pick it up:

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The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "I am very excited to anno…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:44:51 UTC

archive.li

AssBurger and his Stockholm girlfriend, Jackie, try claiming that Mumkey swatted them by calling the police and are interested in pursuing legal action:

View attachment 682669

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "According to an ongoing D…

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:20 UTC

archive.li

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "man i sure do wish i had …

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:41 UTC

archive.li

The Monkey Who Stares At Goats on Twitter: "@nickrekieta i'd love to …

archived 2 Mar 2019 23:45:51 UTC

archive.li

This is just what's sprung from the beating, there's an entire lore that can be found in the gaming videos Mumkey's continuing to upload the archives for, Brandon is the poster-child for a manchild unable to handle the simplest of first world problems.

damn, great summary Blanco, also a note for people who might look into the playthroughs, keep an eye out for the sonic adventure 2 ones, its basically an intervention where mumkey talks to assburger about his life and how he got depressed and more or less paints him as a stereotypical incel. By the final part burger sounds defeated and says having his beaten GF validated his life.
an archive channel has an entire thing so if you don't want to wait on Mumkey uploading

Cool kitties club · Mar 3, 2019

Xerxes IX said:
I think it's more CA related autism dominating the sphere of analyzing pop culture and kids movies for Youtube, as a lot of people have been CA affiliated have gotten very political. The kinds of people who make and consume these videos probably love Lindsey Ellis, Folding Ideas, and all them.

I will give folding ideas credit that he actually talks about the technical aspects of film besides just reeeeing over neoliberal capitalist propaganda

Lazybird8654 · Mar 4, 2019

The rewired soul a mental health channel was hit with rants:

In response he issues 4 separate apology videos and 2 statement videos:

Matt Watson thread when:

estes · Mar 9, 2019

Lazybird8654 said:
The rewired soul a mental health channel was hit with rants:
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In response he issues 4 separate apology videos and 2 statement videos:

Matt Watson thread when:

speaking of rewired soul lemme introduce you his >greatest enemy

Leif E. Greenz/Emily Eveland/leif laven

a feminist journalist/mental health advocate? who recently forced herself into eceleb drama resulting in numerous live breakdowns centered around rewired soul/repzilla

although leif was officially diagnosed with bpd and had made a bunch of cocks about it she then "un"diagnosed herself. Claiming bpd isn't a real disorder and its just a misogynist myth ,she will loose her shit if you mention it

when she believed the diagnosis

scratch that i guess. When others with bpd confront her cause she is erasing their illness leif just claims they must have some kind of trauma

after a """"interview""" with the jewtuber repzilla in which she told him while salty >just release it alll . Apparently she didnt like that since part of the dms exposed according to her was stated as off record, i haven't found them yet but i hope i do cause the way she describes them sounds juicy. Crazy meltdown ensues were leif tells repzilla that she is punching herself cause of him, something she still talks proudly about in streams lacking any self awareness

Since leif's state is obvious ,including her boosting about self harming in states of disassociation, even the most npc enablers tell her to go offline since everything triggers her. Which triggers her even moar, turns out her bf and father of their child is sick of her bitching so she NEEDS her echo chamber

https://my.mixtape.moe/itwgsl.mp4

after all this someone finally called the pigs on leif who did i mention is carrying a baby? She immediately went on stream showing everyone the vid of the encounter (including the officers face ,oops she didnt mean to> im not tech savy).Blamed another eceleb and gave his dox to the cop

YouTube

www.youtube.com

is surrounded by retarded women who enable her behavior
orders enablers to flag trolls
claims was raped
claims used too cam but got bored
claims to vebeen a homeless prostitute https://narratively.com/i-thought-sex-work-could-be-empowering-and-feminist-i-was-dead-wrong/
a movie was inspired by her called “I BEAT UP MY RAPIST”
deleted twitter

Im missing some caps and since most of the lolz come from her streams ill try editing a compilation, i think she deserves a thread but im too shit at writtting to make one

lolzy crying streams which dont worry leif iv saved and will reupload if needed

YouTube

www.youtube.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjTuAthn5Ao&t=682s

Cool kitties club · Mar 10, 2019

So tldr: Doom 2016 bad because corporations made it orginal Doom good because nostalgia.

He also made a Steve Bannon started gamergate to elect trump video:

Mexican_Wizard_711 · Mar 11, 2019

Cool kitties club said:
So tldr: Doom 2016 bad because corporations made it orginal Doom good because nostalgia.

He also made a Steve Bannon started gamergate to elect trump video:

I never understood nolstiagla fags, they played the same games they played as an adult they would say how shitty and hard it is.

Cool kitties club · Mar 11, 2019

Mexican_Wizard_711 said:
I never understood nolstiagla fags, they played the same games they played as an adult they would say how shitty and hard it is.

If the original Doom had been made by a big scary company he would hate it

Spoonomancer · Mar 11, 2019

Cool kitties club said:
If the original Doom had been made by a big scary company he would hate it

wasn't Doom made by what was one of the biggest names in PC gaming devs at the time?

Glad I couldn't help · Mar 12, 2019

Not really funny, but some interesting drama.

Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell is an educational/edutainment channel discussing science, politics, psychology, etc. It has 8.2 million subscribers with each video reaching millions of views. Recently they released video explaing they found errors in some videos, particularly one on addiction (bio-medical/psychological research being hyped around the media before being discovered by be bullshit? Who could have predicted this?).

But it turns out, according to smaller YouTuber, this video is suspiciously timed, coming a month before he was going to release his own video on subject.

Note I've never seen either channels videos before, but still found it interesting.

lepgang · Mar 13, 2019

Glad I couldn't help said:
Not really funny, but some interesting drama.

Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell is an educational/edutainment channel discussing science, politics, psychology, etc. It has 8.2 million subscribers with each video reaching millions of views. Recently they released video explaing they found errors in some videos, particularly one on addiction (bio-medical/psychological research being hyped around the media before being discovered by be bullshit? Who could have predicted this?).

But it turns out, according to smaller YouTuber, this video is suspiciously timed, coming a month before he was going to release his own video on subject.

Note I've never seen either channels videos before, but still found it interesting.

I took this from the /r/videos thread on CB's video that came out: https://imgur.com/a/UfrXBWq
For context, this is CB's email exchange he had with the creator of Kurzgesagt on the inaccuracies presented in the Addiction video.

When looking at Kurzgesagt's AMA, it seems like they've known about the inaccuracies, and have been sitting on correcting them for a while with a PR response, but got prodded towards it after CB seemed like he was going to present a hit-piece. Funny enough, despite CB being the one to post the logs, he still comes out looking like the whiny one, since he basically got put in the position of being the response, rather than the provoker.

UE 558 · Mar 14, 2019

Mexican_Wizard_711 said:
I never understood nolstiagla fags, they played the same games they played as an adult they would say how shitty and hard it is.

This guy is like Brainjak in human form, he store his own farts in ejuice carts in order to vape with them later in the day. It's like he saw Joe Anderson and thought "I can do that too" without understanding why guys like Anderson or MattewMetosis are liked by people

LN 910 · Mar 15, 2019

And those guys are autists anyway.

Guy's livestreaming.

Mexican_Wizard_711 · Mar 15, 2019

lepgang said:
I took this from the /r/videos thread on CB's video that came out: https://imgur.com/a/UfrXBWq
For context, this is CB's email exchange he had with the creator of Kurzgesagt on the inaccuracies presented in the Addiction video.

When looking at Kurzgesagt's AMA, it seems like they've known about the inaccuracies, and have been sitting on correcting them for a while with a PR response, but got prodded towards it after CB seemed like he was going to present a hit-piece. Funny enough, despite CB being the one to post the logs, he still comes out looking like the whiny one, since he basically got put in the position of being the response, rather than the provoker.

better archive those screenshots before Kurzesagt's internet lawyer tries to remove them

Gustav Schuchardt · Mar 16, 2019

Suit got nuked off Discord for sharing a video of The Event Which Must Not Be Mentioned

BlancoMailo · Mar 16, 2019

Gustav Schuchardt said:
Suit got nuked off Discord for sharing a video of The Event Which Must Not Be Mentioned

"Hey, hey, hey! You can't show such vile stuff here!" The discord admin cries before returning to his "art" server full of cartoon toddlers in fox ears being raped.
"Creeps..." He whispers.

Gustav Schuchardt · Mar 16, 2019

BlancoMailo said:
"Hey, hey, hey! You can't show such vile stuff here!" The discord admin cries before returning to his "art" server full of cartoon toddlers in fox ears being raped.
"Creeps..." He whispers.

When people say that Western Civilisation is terminally decadent, they're often terrible people with a nasty ulterior motive. However that doesn't mean they're wrong.