🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[zyclonPD]

Reminder that @theralph engaged in actual fraud with this Miami trip.
Of the promised list, they only sort of delivered on the "meet and greet" (ice bag incident and meeting with the poor guy afterward)

? PAYPIGS RISE UP ?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/warski-and-ralph#/
https://archive.fo/eEt5s

His excuses were pretty poor too. "i don't like live streaming my whole life" https://archive.fo/utT0T
"I did meet with people, one of them are staying with us right now" https://archive.fo/JnTeX
"I hung out with him for 3 hours, fake news" https://archive.fo/ytNb0
I can't imagine that fan was exactly pleased with how things started. I don't think $500 was worth the initial reaction even if he got to spend 3 hours hanging out with Ralph afterwards.
https://archive.li/D6a2F
and then this picture of Ralph with his arm around him where the pay pig looks terrified.


maybe for these future "Meet Ups" Ralph should try being awake during reasonable hours of the day instead of taking a nap after his latest sperg session on Cog's stream towards Zoom. Trying to sperg harder than Zoom must have taken a lot of energy out of him

 

[Smarty Pants]

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It's a very sneaky thing Ralph is doing here. He's simultaneously making fun of himself while denying that he's a fat slob who ate other people's trash. The wrapper was way too big to be a slider. He ate leftovers. Everyone is laughing at him in the Twitter thread, but he's trying to convinced himself that they're laughing with him.

I don't know whether he's genuinely delusional or is trying harder than anyone I've ever seen to save face when he's clearly become a big mess of a person. The stuff people say about him are clearly getting to him, otherwise he wouldn't have begged for likes on a stream that would get deleted minutes after it was finished, and there would be no advantage to him in terms of exposure whatsoever. All he was seeking last night was validation, and this is what he's doing with this tweet now. I just don't know whether he's doing it consciously.

I'm starting to feel like this guy is never going to be hit by the reality of his actions between all the gunt-shielding his so called "Friends" are doing to keep the veil covering what kind of a horrible person he is and his loyal paypiggies supporting his lifestyle.

Well you really shouldn't care that much, it's all just for a laugh, but his superberries are drying up, I see his oldest fans shitting on him (people that aren't Plate Gang retards) and he spent most of his trip to Miami drinking alone in a Hotel room. Reality is hitting him pretty hard already, you're just letting his "everything's fine" act get to you. You shouldn't.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Paycucks never rise up because they wouldn't be paypigs in the first place if they could.

Rise up @Colonel J

 

[AnOminous]

The wrapper was way too big to be a slider. He ate leftovers. Everyone is laughing at him in the Twitter thread, but he's trying to convinced himself that they're laughing with him.

Lol this fat fuck can't even quit eating long enough to actually get a meal of his own. He has to inhale literal garbage from whoever is near him. You probably can't even eat a cheeseburger slowly around this corpulent manlet without him trying to eat it right out of your hands.

 

[Kamikaze]

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It's a very sneaky thing Ralph is doing here. He's simultaneously making fun of himself while denying that he's a fat slob who ate other people's trash. The wrapper was way too big to be a slider. He ate leftovers. Everyone is laughing at him in the Twitter thread, but he's trying to convinced himself that they're laughing with him.

I don't know whether he's genuinely delusional or is trying harder than anyone I've ever seen to save face when he's clearly become a big mess of a person. The stuff people say about him are clearly getting to him, otherwise he wouldn't have begged for likes on a stream that would get deleted minutes after it was finished, and there would be no advantage to him in terms of exposure whatsoever. All he was seeking last night was validation, and this is what he's doing with that tweet - I just don't know whether it's conscious.

Matt Jarbo owned the "boulder" meme more gracefully than @theralph is with his dumster diving.

The worst part is -most people who "dumster dive" don't eat what they find. Are you even human @theralph ?

 

[Smarty Pants]

Lol this fat fuck can't even quit eating long enough to actually get a meal of his own. He has to inhale literal garbage from whoever is near him. You probably can't even eat a cheeseburger slowly around this corpulent manlet without him trying to eat it right out of your hands.

You think you're joking, but Ralph himself confirmed that he ate someone else's lasagna while they were away from the table in Knoxville.

Here's the segment from Cog's stream:

 

[The Reaper]

You think you're joking, but Ralph himself confirmed that he ate someone else's lasagna while they were away from the table in Knoxville.

Here's the segment from Cog's stream:

He ate someone’s lasagna? Is he Garfield the cat?

Guntfield the sperg?

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Eating literal refuse to own the libs

 

[Remove Goat]

Do you think Ralph would go for Tooter's cuisine?

 

[Kamikaze]

You think you're joking, but Ralph himself confirmed that he ate someone else's lasagna while they were away from the table in Knoxville.

Here's the segment from Cog's stream:

Mother of god.
Stop calling yourself a "Southerner" @theralph , you're just trash.

Do you think Ralph would go for Tooter's cuisine?

Only if he found it in the trash.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Memes about trash and manFUPAs aside, the sad thing about this whole saga is that it showed what a pathetic little man Ralph is. It's clear that the weekend in Knoxville provided such an unprecedented hit of dopamine that Ralph was desperate to do anything to recreate it. Teaming up with Andy. Having Zoom go against "the bad guys." Doing IRL streaming. Trying to set up Youtuber fighting league. All of it done to recreate a three-day drunken frat party. And he was so desperate to do it that he torched his """"job"""", his friendships, and his credibility. And now that chasing the dragon failed, I guess it'll be back to same old same old, trying to get asspats from Gator and shekels from Colonel J.

@theralph One of the things you often talked about with Sargon and Matt and Tonka is them "going off brand," where someone who made a career off getting false flagged was false flagging people. Well, you made a career at laughing at internet losers, but this whole affair proved you are one yourself. And instead of time changes and platform switches, it's that fact that has made sure a large chunk of your audience won't come back.
Most men get their validation from work or their family or a constructive hobby, not from inside a bottle or from hiding in a hotel room. Get some help nigga

 

[UnKillFill]

@theralph : Ric Flair managed to win those 16(+) world title reigns that are still recognized by the WWE to this day, all while being drunker and higher than you'll ever be. You barely managed to provide an hour and a half of sub-par content this past week because you couldn't hold your liquor. Please don't even invite the comparison, especially when it involves "putting in work."

 

[Colonel J]

Before we can say the IGG was a fraud, how many people who donated to it weren't able to meet Warski or Ralph that wanted to and for what reasons? The only thing yet to be delivered is the 3 episode series and possibly "behind the scenes footage" unless this was a part of the irl streaming.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Before we can say the IGG was a fraud, how many people who donated to it weren't able to meet Warski or Ralph that wanted to and for what reasons? The only thing yet to be delivered is the 3 episode series and possibly "behind the scenes footage" unless this was a part of the irl streaming.

Aren't you one of his donners? How about you tell us. Did you get to experience the Gunt absorb lasagna out of your hand?

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Before we can say the IGG was a fraud, how many people who donated to it weren't able to meet Warski or Ralph that wanted to and for what reasons? The only thing yet to be delivered is the 3 episode series and possibly "behind the scenes footage" unless this was a part of the irl streaming.

Imagine giving a single shekel to meet Ethan Ralph and Andy Cokeski.

 

[donjulio]

Get some help nigga

That was my first impression when I heard of him during the whole baked alaska thing; a dolphin sounding fatass sperging at another sperg with the grace of a bitch boy middle schooler. Used to think he grew out of it.
To me the most amaziong thing is that after all the shit he gave mundanematt, sargon and the rest of those faggots, he somehow ends up being possibly worse than all of them. A disgusting, obese, selfish, manipulative, degenerate drug addict that can't even handle his liquor that may even be a cuck based on his tastes in porn who will likely end up alone once this comes to an end will only have his gunt beside him in the end.

Then there's Andy and his battered-wife mentality, A guy that can't seem to handle life without some sorta fix yet was expected to fight a disabled used car salesman. Whole other pile of shit to unravel there.

Gator's a glorified See N Say, complete with circular shape and matching height apparently.

I'm not entirely sure Zidan is around anymore.

Is there even a single decent person in this group?

 

[Spooky]

Before we can say the IGG was a fraud, how many people who donated to it weren't able to meet Warski or Ralph that wanted to and for what reasons? The only thing yet to be delivered is the 3 episode series and possibly "behind the scenes footage" unless this was a part of the irl streaming.

As has already been pointed out in the Miami thread, livestreaming on location was part of the project gofundme pitch

 

[Smarty Pants]

As has already been pointed out in the Miami thread, livestreaming on location was part of the project gofundme pitch

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Yes, as a reminder to anyone reading this thread that wasn't in the Miami one - don't believe Ethan's lies.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

As has already been pointed out in the Miami thread, livestreaming on location was part of the project gofundme pitch

To be fair to Ralph, the original intent of the project was just the 3 episodes according to the archive of the original project, but the stream part was added when the Miami trip was:

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I'm not sure how much money they had raised when they changed the stipulation to include livestreaming, I'm curious to see the video and content quality of the 3 part series they promised. With Ralph drunk and MIA for most of the Miami trip and the fact they did nothing but bar hop and stuff their faces with food most of the time my expectations are low. What we'll probably see is a lot of Richmond stuff and clips of the streams spliced in, I have a feeling people will be disappointed with it and question how well the money they raised was spent on the project.

 

[zyclonPD]

Imagine giving a single shekel to meet Ethan Ralph and Andy Cokeski.

I'd have to admit that TJ Kirk and his band pulled off superior meetups to anything that the Gunt could cobble together. They actually booked venues for their meetups on the condition of a bar minimum, there was just like a $5 cover charge to enter the door for only a few, you didn't have to pay $500 to meet his fat ass, you still got to hang out with him, fans reported having a much better time. As much as Ralph has thrown jabs at The Amazing Atheist in the past, at least he knows how to put on an event that blows the shit out of Miami and Kilroy combined. They did several of these meetups houghout the course of the Drunken Peasants hayday and all of them were a big success.

While this Miami trip has been an utter disaster with cops being called, a fan running out the room scared of his sponsored gunt, Failure having to play bouncer for his drunk irate ass, So Cal Chris and the other fags having to play referee to keep people together as well as everything else. Not to mention that JCeaser187 has been nonstop checking Kiwi and /Cow/ for any mention of his name so he can sperg about it at the first chance he gets.

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