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Comma said:
Montage of DSP's rant about people being bored during the CHILL and INTERACTIVE Super Mario RPG stream, while coining the phrase Social Playthrough®
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KingKozatof, you literally complain at every single RPG I've every played and said they're all boring. Then why are you here? If you know you don't like RPGs and you know I was playing a throwback RPG today, why are you here? Realtalk, why? Why sit here and complain all day?

I just never understood that. I HAVE A SCHEDULE! You know what I mean? I have a schedule, you know what I'm playing. So if you're like: "I don't like RPGs, but I'm going tocome and complain on the RGP stream that RPGs are boring." NO! Just don't come by then! Seriously! KingKozatof, you've been banned a million times and unbanned a million times for things like this, so you should know better. You should know to not sit here and complain when there are people who are enjoying it. Don't sit here and complain that you personally don't like it! Alright? No one cares.

I totally understand that people come by and watch my streams just to hang out and that they're friends with a lot of people in the stream chat, so "I'm gonna come by no matter what Phil's playing, I wanna hang out with my friends in the chat. Fine! But then you don't have the right to sit here and complain about the game being played, you just don't! You don't! Because there's other people who are enjoying themselves, they don't want to be drugged(?) down by that, okay? So chill out with that stuff.

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See, here's what I don't get: I played Dragon Quest XI, super long playthrough, and we had a core group of people, probably about 200 to 300 people who always showed up to watch me play DQXI. Even though you might argue the game wasn't the most riveting, we all had fun. We hung out, we had discussions, it was a great playthrough because it was a SOCIAL PLAYTHROUGH. That's how RPGs work! That's how they work on streams! So if you're bored: TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING! Just don't sit there and complain that you're bored. Talk to me about something and we'll have a conversation that'll be FUN.

A social playthrough. The mental gymnastics of this man. :story:

I have a lot of words going through my mind when trying to describe DSP's playthroughs, but social isn't one of them. :lol:
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Wrote a long paragraph about this then realized he'll probably just contradict everything he says here in the next day or two so why bother. Like tomorrow he'll bitch that the chat isn't just a place to hang out and if that's all they are there for get the fuck out. He just says whatever he has to say to justify whatever point he is trying to make in the moment. Anything that happened before that moment doesn't matter and he won't be consistent in the future, so whatever.
 
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samovski said:
I have noticed that he's a 1-and-done kinda bloke when it comes to conversations. Sometimes he goes on a tangent, usually involving gay jokes or male body parts or bodily functions (can anyone explain his obsession with this btw?) but for the most part it's a one word answer and then he goes quiet. You'd think after years of 'entertaining' people he'd be able to carry or start a conversation.
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Fun fact - this is pretty much what made me become a detractor. During his playthrough of MGS, the commentary could be summed up as follows:
  • If he was playing, he was complaining about something (seriously, almost 100% of the time). Always the same topics (crappy controls, things not working the way he expected them to any human with a CELL in their BRAIN brain would THINK, the game not explaining things to him). He had to look up how to use a fucking ration for fuck sake...
  • If someone called him on the codec he would talk over the dialogue (and miss all the key info - where to go, what to do, etc.) with some cringe worthy commentary depending on who was talking (e.g. whenever Mei Ling called he would go "CHING CHONG LING LONG DING DONG AHUH HUH HUH")
  • He would never use the codec because who the fuck wants to make calls in an action game DOOD?
  • If there was a cutscene involving Meryl or Sniper Wolf, he'd be making some lewd jokes about "BOOBIES in the VAGINACKACKACK".
  • If the cutscene didn't have a female character, it doesn't matter. Just replace "BOOBIES" with "DICK", and "VAGINACKACKACK" with "BUTHOLE". For example, in the scene after the Psycho Mantis fight, he was talking about shooting him in the dick, or stepping on his balls with high heels.
His sense of humor seriously does make me question whether his brain stopped developing in middle school. I mean, I admit I used to laugh at stuff like this, but only because I was 12 years old (and I probably still knew more about taxes than he does now).
 
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PieceofShet said:
When I go to a stream, THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE! OFC!

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Super Mario RPG playthrough pt4 - Beat the Bomb/Bowser vs. Booster!

This is my playthrough of Super Mario RPG on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, as emulated on the Virtual Console on the Nintendo Wii U, with live com...
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23 year old game. Has to look it up because no one in his chat knows the answer.

It's almost like most of his viewers either don't care about him or are children.
 
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Sooo... I just clipped dsp saying he would never go to other stream and talk shit there.

Anyone know where can i find the screenshots when he was at a SF stream and talked shit and they wanted to unmod him?

EDIT: Thanks!
 
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tits-Burnell said:
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Our boy is on Grindr.
#I'm gay I'm gay, I'm gay. Totally gaaaaay.
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Not sure I’d be flexing about larping as a homosexual Dave to somehow get a rise out of him but okay....
PieceofShet said:
Sooo... I just clipped dsp saying he would never go to other stream and talk shit there.

Anyone know where can i find the screenshots when he was at a SF stream and talked shit and they wanted to unmod him?
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December 1st 2018, nycfurby's Midwest Championship Host (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/343177833)

Post with 435 views. December 1st 2018, nycfurby's Midwest Championship Host (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/343177833)
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I find it funny that it's St. Patricks Day and Phil would rather treat it like a normal day, instead of you know, doing a special stream for it. He is so out of touch.

He would rather do special streams based on "raising funds for his tax issues" than another holiday special.
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I imagine the majority of us know it'd be a drag to your audience to discuss your inability to cover taxes daily.

A few weeks ago Phil had a subnautica stream where he did kind of a 'fireside chat' post stream and was making more in tips hanging out then focusing on some sort of image that he has to upkeep as a serious variety streamer.

He'd make more today putting on a green hat slugging some brews with chat today but instead we're gonna get an Apex struggle stream. I imagine viewership will be lower due to people doing things today, and we may even hear Phil criticize the act of drinking beers. Because as you remember, he had a RAGING hang over after 3 beers on an empty stomach.

Support today will be AVERAGE as Phil scratches the goutee in self disarray.
 
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Comma said:
So if you're bored: TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING! Just don't sit there and complain that you're bored. Talk to me about something and we'll have a conversation that'll be FUN.
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'My first time ever playing this game. Tell me where to go and what to do.'

'I have to do a 12-hour marathon. Tell me what games to play.'

'I'm playing Minecraft but I have no idea what to do next. Tell me what to do, chat/Mr.Papaveraceae.'

'You're guys aren't talking to me. Ask me questions so I can have things to say.'

He wants to be hand-held through everything.
 
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[2019-03-17 17:52:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: he should have the 16k
[2019-03-17 17:52:35 UTC] drususjager: why didnt he raise money each month? Why is he ptuting off paying taxes under 4 months after the year eds? Seems like a recipe for disaster :|
[2019-03-17 17:52:59 UTC] thegoodluckking: @drususjager no one knows
[2019-03-17 17:53:08 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager he did actually. he didn't put it off.
[2019-03-17 17:53:21 UTC] drususjager: how does he not havem oney for it then lol @mastersaruwatari6060
[2019-03-17 17:53:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager huh?
[2019-03-17 17:53:51 UTC] drususjager: if you know your income each month and denote x% to a savings account for taxes how did he get blindsided @mastersaruwatari6060
[2019-03-17 17:53:52 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @DarksydePhil you're overreacting dude. You'll be fine.
[2019-03-17 17:54:02 UTC] drususjager: thats very confusing to me :|
[2019-03-17 17:54:07 UTC] drususjager: idk his full sory I guess
[2019-03-17 17:54:07 UTC] lipjan: @mastersaruwatari6060 he says how is it possible doesn't have money for it yet
[2019-03-17 17:54:14 UTC] drususjager: story*
[2019-03-17 17:54:18 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager he wasn't blindsided. This has been news since Dec and Jan. You msut be new.
[2019-03-17 17:54:23 UTC] thenewfaceofcreation: @mastersaruwatari6060 it was always like this. it will be fine like you said
[2019-03-17 17:54:32 UTC] drususjager: how did he not save money for it every month of 2018 is my point
[2019-03-17 17:54:48 UTC] drususjager: and yes I am new lol sorry if im missing something
[2019-03-17 17:54:48 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @TheNewFaceofCreation if i am doing the math he will be all right.
[2019-03-17 17:54:59 UTC] boingboomchop: @mastersaruwatari6060 be careful about using troll math though
[2019-03-17 17:55:01 UTC] thegoodluckking: @drususjager apparently there was nothing to save
[2019-03-17 17:55:04 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager he has. He got over12k in dec and had a strong jan and feb. He will be golden.
[2019-03-17 17:55:18 UTC] suckasurprise: @mastersaruwatari6060 true
[2019-03-17 17:55:31 UTC] lipjan: @mastersaruwatari6060 well he did say he needed 16k so he got 12 so we are not far off :D
[2019-03-17 17:55:35 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @suckasurprise not trying to use troll math. I think he needs to chill though.
[2019-03-17 17:55:43 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: trolls feed off this.
[2019-03-17 17:55:47 UTC] drususjager: no I mean @mastersaruwatari6060 when youre self employed you just balance your books and save x% for taxes, its the downside of contract work/self employment, you need to do extra work and save. yif you just put 100% of your paycheck to yourself and dont earmark some part for taxes youre gonna get fucked come next year
[2019-03-17 17:55:50 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I say it as a fan of this man.
[2019-03-17 17:55:57 UTC] boingboomchop: @mastersaruwatari6060 last time you said this stuff, he corrected you - remember ?
[2019-03-17 17:56:05 UTC] boingboomchop: just looking out for you d00d
[2019-03-17 17:56:12 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @BoingBoomChop i know man.
[2019-03-17 17:56:19 UTC] thegoodluckking: @drususjager don't bring it up, you'll just get banned >(
[2019-03-17 17:56:26 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager ohhh okay
[2019-03-17 17:56:28 UTC] drususjager: why is that bannab;e? bery strange
[2019-03-17 17:56:34 UTC] drususjager: VERY STRANGE
[2019-03-17 17:56:35 UTC] drususjager: oh well
[2019-03-17 17:56:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager you're fine dude
[2019-03-17 17:56:42 UTC] drususjager: for sure
[2019-03-17 17:56:48 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: lol
[2019-03-17 17:56:52 UTC] drususjager: Im just confused why some people get banned here sometimes so I dont evfen know if its a joke tbh
[2019-03-17 17:56:53 UTC] sabertoothdinozord9000: @mastersaruwatari6060 Yo
[2019-03-17 17:56:56 UTC] boingboomchop: @drususjager be careful dood
[2019-03-17 17:57:04 UTC] boingboomchop: that is a sensitive subject
[2019-03-17 17:57:17 UTC] thegoodluckking: @drususjager just don't talk about negative things
[2019-03-17 17:57:26 UTC] drususjager: but he brought it up..... wat
[2019-03-17 17:57:44 UTC] drususjager: I guess case in point LMFAO
[2019-03-17 17:57:53 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: what did boing say eariler?
[2019-03-17 17:58:09 UTC] drususjager: all he said to me was "be careful" idk about earlier
[2019-03-17 17:58:21 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @drususjager same
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boingboomchop was permabanned. Neither drususjager nor mastersaruwatari6060 were.

Now he's talking about not wanting Elon Musk in charge because he's "unbalanced." This after saying he doesn't really know anything about him.
 
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