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SoapQueen1 said:
I'm not going to post her current Facebook or Twitter here.
DSP has previous stated one of the reasons he has never done drugs is because he had a family member with drug issues.
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Melissa now has a job working with people with substance abuse issues, which is very common for people who have experienced substance abuse issues firsthand.
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You know, that's actually pretty cool - I can respect that.

Better than "My dealer tuld me it wasn't addictive, how was I supposed to know? The pills I bought never came with any instructions okaaaaay? THEN... I got addicted to AY-NOTHER prescription drug because the IDIOT DACTOR never warned me to BEGIN WITH you know what i mean? At which point <pause + hand gesture> I started streaming on TWITCH because those BRAINDEAD IDIOTS at YOUTUBE haven't got an INTELLIGENT THOUGHT in their BRAINS which means I can't fund my habits!"
 
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You know, that's actually pretty cool - I can respect that.

Better than "My dealer tuld me it wasn't addictive, how was I supposed to know? The pills I bought never came with any instructions okaaaaay? THEN... I got addicted to AY-NOTHER prescription drug because the IDIOT DACTOR never warned me to BEGIN WITH you know what i mean? At which point <pause + hand gesture> I started streaming on TWITCH because those BRAINDEAD IDIOTS at YOUTUBE haven't got an INTELLIGENT THOUGHT in their BRAINS which means I can't fund my habits!"
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I thought Dave had a wee bit of a pill addiction in the past? Or was that just the gambling?
 
A new arc begins: The Melissa Cousin Arc
Now that this cousin/foster sister has been revealed on this forum expect one of these things to happen:

1) Some dumb people will bother this lady (which I think people shouldn't do but its the internet) asking about Dave and Dave will get bitched at by his cousin. Then Dave will play the victim card again and say his "This is the last straw, I am putting my foot down" speech for the millionth time. This will cause his fans to give him sympathy dollars and make us "detractors" seem like a bunch of cruel monsters. Now, this could cause some of Dave's fans to start "attacking" detractors or do some gayops of their own. (Very likely this will happen)

2) Somebody gets juicy info about Dave from the cousin and Dave goes into panic mode trying to fix these leaks. Creates more lies to cover the truth and curses his cousin for saying these horrible truthful things about him. (Probably won't happen but would be the best Anime Betrayal of all time)

3) A mix of option 1 and 2 which starts a new arc, Goutvengers: Detractors Endgame. This arc will be Dave being so pissed he actually starts flagging/copyright claiming detractor videos and channels, the snap will cause half of the detractoring community to vanish. The detractors will be annoyed and create more channels, websites, and merch just to spite Philnos. The fight will last for ages with both sides losing, Philnos with is reputation being further ruined and the detractors being yelled at by their parents to stop using the internet in the middle of the night because the parents electric bill is going up. The fight will end when Null goes back in time and prevents the Cousin leak to be released. Therefore putting DSPhere back into order, where Dave contiunes to beg to special needs children for their disability checks while making an ass out of himself, and the detractors go back to making fun of Dave and writing dumb imaginative arcs predicting what will happen. (This is obvisously wont happen but I just got Avengers stuck in my mind lol)

Either way something is going to happen and I bet Option 1 will happen.
 
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just noticed his schedule. saying he is playing sekiro ALL DAY LONG. but hes playing it for like 7 hours. thats kind of a lie or an exaggeration. if he considers 7 hours all day long,wtf does he think 12 hours is?
 
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3) A mix of option 1 and 2 which starts a new arc, Goutvengers: Detractors Endgame. This arc will be Dave being so pissed he actually starts flagging/copyright claiming detractor videos and channels, the snap will cause half of the detractoring community to vanish. The detractors will be annoyed and create more channels, websites, and merch just to spite Philnos. The fight will last for ages with both sides losing, Philnos with is reputation being further ruined and the detractors being yelled at by their parents to stop using the internet in the middle of the night because the parents electric bill is going up. The fight will end when Null goes back in time and prevents the Cousin leak to be released. Therefore putting DSPhere back into order, where Dave contiunes to beg to special needs children for their disability checks while making an ass out of himself, and the detractors go back to making fun of Dave and writing dumb imaginative arcs predicting what will happen. (This is obvisously wont happen but I just got Avengers stuck in my mind lol)
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What if this is our current timeline? 0_0
 
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just noticed his schedule. saying he is playing sekiro ALL DAY LONG. but hes playing it for like 7 hours. thats kind of a lie or an exaggeration. if he considers 7 hours all day long,wtf does he think 12 hours is?
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12 hours is torture on the level of being in a North Korean prison to Phil. He hates games that don't hold his hand or requires his attention so Sekiro is probably going to annoy him. Or at least that used to be the case. Now add in if his paypigs are paying or not. They throw him good money, he feels wanted and goes full clown mode. A game sucks to him if he does not get a certain threshold of money. 7 hours of gaming only becomes fun if its profitable. 12 hours requires his dirty fucking pay sluts to dive deep into their pockets.
 
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DukeMorty said:
A new arc begins: The Melissa Cousin Arc
Now that this cousin/foster sister has been revealed on this forum expect one of these things to happen:

1) Some dumb people will bother this lady (which I think people shouldn't do but its the internet) asking about Dave and Dave will get bitched at by his cousin. Then Dave will play the victim card again and say his "This is the last straw, I am putting my foot down" speech for the millionth time. This will cause his fans to give him sympathy dollars and make us "detractors" seem like a bunch of cruel monsters. Now, this could cause some of Dave's fans to start "attacking" detractors or do some gayops of their own. (Very likely this will happen)

2) Somebody gets juicy info about Dave from the cousin and Dave goes into panic mode trying to fix these leaks. Creates more lies to cover the truth and curses his cousin for saying these horrible truthful things about him. (Probably won't happen but would be the best Anime Betrayal of all time)

3) A mix of option 1 and 2 which starts a new arc, Goutvengers: Detractors Endgame. This arc will be Dave being so pissed he actually starts flagging/copyright claiming detractor videos and channels, the snap will cause half of the detractoring community to vanish. The detractors will be annoyed and create more channels, websites, and merch just to spite Philnos. The fight will last for ages with both sides losing, Philnos with is reputation being further ruined and the detractors being yelled at by their parents to stop using the internet in the middle of the night because the parents electric bill is going up. The fight will end when Null goes back in time and prevents the Cousin leak to be released. Therefore putting DSPhere back into order, where Dave contiunes to beg to special needs children for their disability checks while making an ass out of himself, and the detractors go back to making fun of Dave and writing dumb imaginative arcs predicting what will happen. (This is obvisously wont happen but I just got Avengers stuck in my mind lol)

Either way something is going to happen and I bet Option 1 will happen.
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Guys, in all seriousness: Please, for the love of God, do not contact this woman. Leave the civilians out of this :stress:
 
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Haunter said:
Guys, in all seriousness: Please, for the love of God, do not contact this woman. Leave the civilians out of this :stress:
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It's too late to say that. Since the info is out there, there's guaranteed to be at least one or more people who will contact her. So looks like there's gonna be another detractors try to get into his personal life rant & that he'll be getting some more pity bucks out of this.
 
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It's too late to say that. Since the info is out there, there's guaranteed to be at least one or more I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME who will contact her. So looks like there's gonna be another detractors try to get into his personal life rant & that he'll be getting some more pity bucks out of this.
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I thought that laughing at people with autism was what KiwiFarms was created for?
 
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Frazzle said:
There is plenty of options for some relief but all of those would take a mild effort which is significantly more difficult for him than just snorting into his audiences ear.
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Regardless what kind of drug phil could take to stop his constant snorting and coughing, the main factor of his shitty health is that he doesn't fucking exercise at all. At the risk of power leveling, I attempt to go to the gym atleast every other day to stay in some sort of shape. Most people hit it up everyday. The only thing he's gone on record saying what he does for exercise is "lift groceries" and "walk around the house". It's not a wonder why his body is like a 90 year old hooker.
 
The MemeTaker said:
It's too late to say that. Since the info is out there, there's guaranteed to be at least one or more I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME who will contact her. So looks like there's gonna be another detractors try to get into his personal life rant & that he'll be getting some more pity bucks out of this.
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? Just to be clear: This is a public forum. Information is shared openly so it can be freely discussed. Just cuz someone may do something stupid with the info shared isn't gonna change the nature of public discussion. There will always be the marginal element that can't follow social conventions. Social groups (typically) aren't gonna reform themselves to account for the few stragglers. Those capable of not wrecking it for everyone else can still be reminded that just cuz we can do something doesn't mean that we should.
 
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Haunter said:
? Just to be clear: This is a public forum. Information is shared openly so it can be freely discussed. Just cuz someone may do something stupid with the info shared isn't gonna change the nature of public discussion. There will always be the marginal element that can't follow social conventions. Social groups (typically) aren't gonna reform themselves to account for the few stragglers. Those capable of not wrecking it for everyone else can still be reminded that just cuz we can do something doesn't mean that we should.
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Yep, not to mention she likely has very little to do with why a 36 year old man can't see how terrible he is at videogames.
 
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Stalker Sociopath said:
Yeah, but she probably has tons of dirt on this degenerate.
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Honestly unless it is more information on correcting the record on any claims he made about his early years or more details on things like the "wolverine" situation, I am unsure what sort of dirt she could expose. Even then I would honestly be wary of the information as well. I was not really lurking the farms at the time, but I can bet that when the whole foreign escort/prostitute happened, people were probably all fired up and excited here. Eventually that whole thing must have come crashing down when it turned out to be a large catfishing scam from a hacked account. Can bet he felt vindicated and his fans probably felt empowered for sticking with him against the detractors, who were buying into this.

Besides this dude has a habit of contradicting his own stories.
 
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