🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Pig Aloof]

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Even Failure is poking fun at Ralph's blocking spree.

What would be a good way for Ralph to address all of this on tonight's show?
I think the best way for him to fix all of this is to just laugh at himself, embrace his gunt like Failure did and play some jokes on it, and actually discuss the drama and what happened in detail. Ralph had the big numbers when they were addressing drama, this is a huge drama topic that could be fun if laughed at himself, let callers take the piss out of him without getting too defensive, bantered with some of them, talked a little shit on Zoom, gunt posted, etc. If he just does one show where he properly laughs about it and addresses it, everyone would move on.
It literally became a big deal strictly because Ralph wouldn't address it. Andy addressed his side of things, took some memes about him being a bitch, said what happened, etc, and now he can move on because nobody cares.

But that actually be a good and entertaining show, what am I thinking. Instead lets talk about Shane Dawson's gross joke from years ago, and Sargon doing something dumb.

 

[Larry Anon]

Someone (like TeaTac) needs to do a parody version of this song, but change the lyrics to "Gunt."

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[Spectre_06]

Cog has been busy on Twitter sperging with Gunt Gaurd members.

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That's how Cog works: he subtweets people, takes passive-aggressive jabs, but won't engage with people if he doesn't have some form of hugbox prepared.

 

[Show The Receipts]

That's how Cog works: he subtweets people, takes passive-aggressive jabs, but won't engage with people if he doesn't have some form of hugbox prepared.

His mods create the biggest Hugbox around. Its crazy how he's managed to get those sycophants around him who dare not go against the Cog narrative.

Also note, now that the majority is going in on Ralph he's breaking from cover and joining in with the gunt meme. Not more than a week ago, a couple of days into Miami and Cog was creating a hug box for Andy & Ralph. Not doubting the cop with FBI partner coming to look at his computer and lol at the spergs. Letting them come on stream and being all "I believe you."

Makes you think about his integrity...
?

 

[Smarty Pants]

Makes you think about his integrity...

integrity

Guy do you know where you are?

 

[Freeman]

Makes you think about his integrity...

These guys fall in and out with each other like bitchy school girls, you'd need a War and Peace sized tome to try and keep track of who's on whose side week to week from the start of the year alone, integrity is not very important for these people.

 

[Spectre_06]

His mods create the biggest Hugbox around. Its crazy how he's managed to get those sycophants around him who dare not go against the Cog narrative.

Also note, now that the majority is going in on Ralph he's breaking from cover and joining in with the gunt meme. Not more than a week ago, a couple of days into Miami and Cog was creating a hug box for Andy & Ralph. Not doubting the cop with FBI partner coming to look at his computer and lol at the spergs. Letting them come on stream and being all "I believe you."

Makes you think about his integrity...
?

As far as integrity, I don't trust anyone with any information on me that could be used to try to hurt me, or be used for drama. As far as how much you can trust Cog's opinions on things, they only last so long as you don't upset him. He was hardcore cheering for Tonka, going so far as to mute me when they were talking about the Queen of Bantz doxing server debacle simply because Vamp and Tonka were demanding I be muted. It was only after Tonka was silent on Cog losing monetization on YouTube as well as Tonka not taking his side in the "Broski's cancer charity stream was a scam" did Cog start to distance himself. When Tonka started laughing alongside Broski at Cog being demonetized did Cog turn around and start going in on Tonka and Vamp. You also have to consider that Cog learned how to do this from Tonka, which means you can't trust anything he says in terms of how he views his show. One minute he'll tell you, "I don't care what the audience says" and the next he's removing you from the stream because his "audience wants [him] to". It's a standard tactic of trying to give yourself some autonomy and making your audience view you as a strong, independent streamer while still giving them what they want. Or I'll put it this way: Cog has said numerous times in group chats with myself, Trez, Zack, and Gene that he does not like Zoom, and he doesn't want anything to do with Zoom, but he still invites him on if the drama looks good (like the whole "contacting the DA to have an investigation done on Tonka" arc). If you want a bit more, he's always bitching about people demonetizing other people, but when Zoom was bragging about deplatforming Josh, Dispatch, etc. he remained quiet and only said something after I called him out on it ("I had twenty-eight tabs open, I can't possibly be catching everything! Besides, I said something after Zoom left!" and he didn't, by the way.) But he'd bitch at Ralph for not catching something like that and saying something.

This entire thing with Ralph wasn't unexpected. Cog's been pulling in quite a bit of money and views "recapping" the drama of the past few weeks, to the point he contributes nothing new to the conversation. Once this is over, if new drama doesn't show up he's back to "pidgin news" articles and cop videos that Donut Operator has gone over. He doesn't want that.

 

[YW 525]

Ethan has become Carl Benjamin. He even has two first names!

And since Carl has become Anita, Ethan will become Anita by 2020.

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Cog's been pulling in quite a bit of money and views "recapping" the drama of the past few weeks, to the point he contributes nothing new to the conversation. Once this is over, if new drama doesn't show up he's back to "pidgin news" articles and cop videos that Donut Operator has gone over. He doesn't want that.

This sounds exactly like The Killstream's trajectory.

 

[verissimus]

@Pig Aloof The best way for Ralph to unscrew himself is to put on a good show for a couple of days. Stop ignoring the chat, take calls, man-up as to how far you're willing to be politically incorrect since you're back on YouTube, show up on time for a fucking change, put down the damn booze, and be more prepared and organized with the topics you want to cover unless something or someone interesting comes up. Also if people want to talk about the "gunt" let them. After all, it's just a joke...right? He should also man-up as to why he's blocking people and if he wants to pretty much do none of the above than he can piss off.

 

[Smarty Pants]

What's with guntards and overusing the term A-Log? I mean Cog was carrying water for Ethan for months before he decided he'd get more e-gibs if he turned on him. He doesn't strike me as someone who hates Ethan, he's just profiting off the situation. Is Ralph a Baked Alaska A-log? A Sargon A-log? A Mundane Matt A-log? The fuck?

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[Not even once]

Guy do you know where you are?

Well damn, now I feel like re-watching Scrubs.

 

[Saint Regret]

Andy is claiming the Miami trip was not the indiegogo live right now. Watch from 40 minutes in.

On the Road with Failure soon, Being a loser and the Future($3 TTS on Streamlabs and Superchats)

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[Andy Cokeski]

Andy is claiming the Miami trip was not the indiegogo live right now. Watch from 40 minutes in.

On the Road with Failure soon, Being a loser and the Future($3 TTS on Streamlabs and Superchats)

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Sounds like since Ralph didn't film anything in Miami they're going to film shit in Virginia so they can get 3 episodes together and try to pretend like Miami wasn't just a paypig funded vacation.

 

[Niggernerd]

What's with guntards and overusing the term A-Log? I mean Cog was carrying water for Ethan for months before he decided he'd get more e-gibs if he turned on him. He doesn't strike me as someone who hates Ethan, he's just profiting off the situation. Is Ralph a Baked Alaska A-log? A Sargon A-log? A Mundane Matt A-log? The fuck?
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same reason they overuse the word gay-ops. They're really stupid but will copy anything Walph says like kids watching a cartoon character do something and copy it.

 

[Smarty Pants]

same reason they overuse the word gay-ops. They're really stupid but will copy anything Walph says like kids watching a cartoon character do something and copy it.

It's really weird for me to look at how Ralph's fans have turned into Kumite fans (inb4 a lot of them were Kumite fans). I as an audience member realized when Ralph started going off the deep end, but for some reason the IBS community is so pigshit retarded they can't see the exact same pattern that lead to the downfall of multiple IBS shows.

I will never understand why people attach themselves to entertainment personalities rather than the content.

Andy is claiming the Miami trip was not the indiegogo live right now. Watch from 40 minutes in.

What a bunch of fraudsters. Anyone who donates to them is a sucker that deserves to be separated from his money.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Wow this thread doubled since the last time I paid attention to it.

 

[No creativity]

Ethan has become Carl Benjamin. He even has two first names!

Ethan has become everyone who he has watched implode in the past years.
He streams IRL and bans people in his chat like Baked Alaska.
Gay operates like Kraut.
Deplatorms like Matt.
Gets mad at jokes like Sargon.
Lies like Donga.

 

[Love Machine]

I still find it funny nick booted ralph right the fuck out of half his usual time slot.

 

[Threat Level Midnight]

Feel like this is the circle of life for all these groups of internet super friends.

1: Work together to 'grow their channels'
2: Become friends and inevitably start a fight with another group of internet super friends
3: Whichever group wins soon falls into disarray and turns on itself, splintering into smaller groups of internet super friends
4: Rinse and repeat

Never been one to suck up but I have always thought Jim was smart with his policy of never attaching himself to a specific group of internet friends since this is literally always the end result. I think its largely to do with the TAAXIC nature of internet personalities, they can't stand each other and its only a matter of time before they turn against one another.

 

[Niggernerd]

It's really weird for me to look at how Ralph's fans have turned into Kumite fans (inb4 a lot of them were Kumite fans). I as an audience member realized when Ralph started going off the deep end, but for some reason the IBS community is so pigshit exceptional they can't see the exact same pattern that lead to the downfall of multiple IBS shows.

I will never understand why people attach themselves to entertainment personalities rather than the content.

At this point, and like I've always said. I think they force themselves mentally to be attached to the personalities rather than the content, they invested so much time into (kumite,killstream,warski live, cog) and with the hosts specifically that they have this normie mentality of choosing a team. Even if they knew the hosts of their preference was a lying no good faggot they spent so much time defending them in the past they'd have no choice but to feel humiliation in back peddling so they avoid it.
Take bad tits for example. It's gonna be harder on her in the long run when she just has to come to terms that Ralph's a piece of shit.