Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

Shrimpy is a rabid dog biting everyone even leftists calling for Pewd's head. Must have caught it from one of his furry friends, Madeyewolfyeyeandseeadogfucker.
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Also what the fuck are you doing there Hbomb lol? The only winning move is not to play.

Edit: tango down
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Ewww Shrimpy. Crawled into your menchies?
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Allow me to speak as an official Shrimpologist(tm) It's legit. They actually used to be friends in 2016-2017 and this entire thing started because Chris saw a chance to throw one giant pity party and tried to take HARRIS's audience that he felt entitled to. He only decided he was a "victim" of hbomberguy after the incident with one of hbomb's friends being a sexual harasser (a friend he later disowned and apologized for sticking up for initially) because he's a little shit and smelled blood in the water.

Since the falling out Chris has wished cancer on him, said he would kill him if he could get away with it, leaked private skype logs and attempted to twist them into something sinister, among other underhanded tactics.

edit: also shrimpy has shit taste The World Revolves is a banger.
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This shows how Shrimpy is predatory in nature when it comes to lots of things. Rather than a blobfish that floats about aimlessly

Archeopthryx said:
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He wishes he was getting dogpiled irl
 
Man, one could set their watch to Shrimpy's reeeee fits. It's almost sad.

If the fact that he's making himself into a miserable shit wasn't well known that is.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
Allow me to speak as an official Shrimpologist(tm) It's legit. They actually used to be friends in 2016-2017 and this entire thing started because Chris saw a chance to throw one giant pity party and tried to take HARRIS's audience that he felt entitled to. He only decided he was a "victim" of hbomberguy after the incident with one of hbomb's friends being a sexual harasser (a friend he later disowned and apologized for sticking up for initially) because he's a little shit and smelled blood in the water.

Since the falling out Chris has wished cancer on him, said he would kill him if he could get away with it, leaked private skype logs and attempted to twist them into something sinister, among other underhanded tactics.

edit: also shrimpy has shit taste The World Revolves is a banger.
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Wait wait wait, Chris and Harris used to be friends? This just makes Shrimpy an ever bigger sack of shit.
 
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Bob Page said:
Well

Well, I've managed to snag a copy in case that it gets yanked again. Hail Hydra, Shrimpdick!

And did he really fall for that bait while under such scrutiny? OMFG, what a moron.
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He's more horny than he is intelligent.

Also recent tweets

Chris further proves he isn't an anarchist by bootlicking fash cops.
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That's a funny way of spelling "exposing a mass shooter"
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Chris and anyone else who wants to take down that video is the one who's caping for the shooter.
 
Vanquishizes, lol. And extra lol at Shrimpy supporting the police in their quest to jail people for ten years for watching a video. I bet he'd turn into a MAGA freak if Donald Trump came out and said that Kiwifarms needed to be banned.
 
Does vanquishizes mean reupload the document and add in more of his RPs back in the mid-2000's that showcases her imaginary sister, inserting himself in the story, and talking with his alter-egos online?
 
Save the Loli said:
Vanquishizes, lol. And extra lol at Shrimpy supporting the police in their quest to jail people for ten years for watching a video. I bet he'd turn into a MAGA freak if Donald Trump came out and said that Kiwifarms needed to be banned.
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Chris is against the police involving themselves in his life. He's only ever opposed to things that negatively affect him. But nah, he wouldn't go full MAGA if Trump came out against the farms. He doesn't want to attract attention from the woke crowd he's trying to hide in. He'd wait until it seemed advantageous and THEN he'd openly support Trump and claim he'd always been.

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Does vanquishizes mean reupload the document and add in more of his RPs back in the mid-2000's that showcases her imaginary sister, inserting himself in the story, and talking with his alter-egos online?
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Samantha, Heather, Lizzie, looks like Chrissy-poo has faked his identity a lot online. Whatever would get him the most attention with the least amount of blowback, as always.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
Allow me to speak as an official Shrimpologist(tm) It's legit. They actually used to be friends in 2016-2017 and this entire thing started because Chris saw a chance to throw one giant pity party and tried to take HARRIS's audience that he felt entitled to. He only decided he was a "victim" of hbomberguy after the incident with one of hbomb's friends being a sexual harasser (a friend he later disowned and apologized for sticking up for initially) because he's a little shit and smelled blood in the water.

Since the falling out Chris has wished cancer on him, said he would kill him if he could get away with it, leaked private skype logs and attempted to twist them into something sinister, among other underhanded tactics.

edit: also shrimpy has shit taste The World Revolves is a banger.
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He just needs to git gud
If he thinks that's hard, it's really going to suck for him when the next parts of Deltarune come out (most of it is pattern based, as far as I know, you aren't really expected to graze projectiles)
 
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Chris' OC's digimon is named Priestmon, because his desire to diddle children has to manifest itself in even the most insignificant areas of his life.
 
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