Lovequest Catie's Story

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Haesindang Park said:
Holy fucking shit that is horrifying! Now I feel horribly sorry for Thetan because she's been sexually assaulted! I wonder if she or Cousin Al got pics and videos of their experience of meeting the Chandlers? Thetan, if you're reading this, I hope you're okay because stuff like this is what make girls see counselors. Oh and not to mention, the filth in their home could've burned your lungs out too. This is sad, terrifying, and me thinks that you were probably unprepared for the sexual assaults and stuff. Some people say that Chris is physically too weak to sexually assault or harass anyone. Apparently, he's not afraid to do that. Barb is well, obviously a narcissist and sucks how she almost let Cole die from a sinus infection. Thetan, I feel for you and to be honest, you shouldn't have planned on meeting him in person since you know he's desperate for a girl and you know what happens when he becomes desperate for chicks.
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Thetan is not "Catie".
Thetan has publically stated this fact before.
 
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I'd like to know if Chris asked Catherine any questions. Was he interested in learning about her as an individual? Anything beyond "What's your favorite color?"

What was Catherine's rationale for being on OKCupid? Was she looking for a romantic relationship? Did she tell Chris she was open to that possibility? Why was Chris already talking about heavy topics like moving in together and having children? How did Catherine respond when Chris brought this stuff up?

Had Chris already said "I love you" before the first date? We know he did at some point. How did Catherine respond?

Had Catherine said that she was physically attracted to Chris? Did Chris have a legitimate opening for playing footsie and holding hands? How did he interpret her reticence?

I think this narrative will make more sense when we get to see the correspondence that preceded it.

"If you want information on subsequent planned meetings I can relay it through Thetan or Skyraider." Well yeah, that's what we're here for. No shit is too minor. Please. Thank you.
 
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asperhes said:
I'd like to know if Chris asked Catherine any questions. Was he interested in learning about her as an individual? Anything beyond "What's your favorite color?"
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No, aside from some general questions like, "How are you, my heart-sweet" and other baby talk like that.
He seemed content to stare at her chest most of the time during the dates.
 
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Barb ranting to people she's never met before about other people she's never met hating her because she is so much better than them. Chris is definitely Barb's son.
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What about daughter?

In all seriousness, are there any visual evidence of this encounter? If so, when can we see them? We need pics and videos of this!
 
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Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with Megan taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.
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For Chris, the phrase "I've learned from my mistakes" really just means "I acknowledge that you feel my behavior is disturbing. I won't stop it, but I acknowledge that you feel it is disturbing. Now have sex with me."
 
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Wait a minute, what do you mean by going after the husband "aggressively"? Do you mean she tried to violently hurt him or that she tried repeatedly to seduce him?

And if it's the latter how did Chris find that out? Did she tell him that? D:
 
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I'm rather displeased to hear how bad off Snoopy and Clover are. But I totally called it last year when I said that they'd never be house broken and would be morbidly obese from lack of exercise. Beagles need exercise or they get fat quick.
 
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The prescripted thing is pretty creepy. I wonder how much of it is from autism, and how much is him simply having a controlling complex.....which is worse than autism so I hope it's all autism there. But "I told him a few times that I wasn't going to spend the night with him, but he persisted in believing I would." makes it sound even more like controlling behavior. And Chris's ego and personality aside, that behavior alone is enough of a reason why he doesn't deserve a partner.

He thinks Snyder bribed the police to beat him up and ran into their car himself
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It's fascinating how much this story warps over time.

Chris thinks Barb would be a great babysitter and caretaker, so I guess there goes Chris's plans to be a House Husband.
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No, I think Chris still plans to be a house husband. Aka have no job and stay at home. He just needs a babysitter while he's playing with Legos, because children can't can't get in the way of his Lego.

Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore
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He looks the part too.

Chris said, "This isn't how I imagined bringing a girl home!"
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Does he mean in a car? After a date? To a burnt 14BLC specifically?

We go to the rental. It is literally stacked to the ceiling with stuff in places, no exaggeration. Chris occupies both upstairs rooms, one is full of Lego (including melted, warped fire damaged Lego, a lot of it), and the other has his same grotty bedding from the old house.
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Not surprising in the least, but sad nonetheless. I can't wait for the landlord saga when they demand to be compensated for the cash they'll have to dish out for fixing the rental up after Charb's disgusting asses are finally out.

He keeps a pic of Catie on his nightstand and practices kisses on it.
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He kept putting his arm around me and getting creepy too close so I kept moving around and fake sneezing. I thought it was because he's creepy, Al thinks it's his autism, but it's likely both. Funnily enough he mentioned earlier that his experiences with Megan taught him NOT to do that touchy creepy thing. He was bragging about it.
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But Chris wasn't being creepy! He was being ROMANTIC! There's a difference!

The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. The dogs are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.
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This is the worst part of this deet spill, I think. Nothing upsets me more than people who have pets and don't take proper care of them. And the worst part is animal services can only do so much, but I wish somebody could call and have those poor animals taken away, rehabilitated, and adopted to a home where they're not mistreated.

"You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me
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:c pucker up
 
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When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off.
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This is the most ridiculous and autistic attempt at a pick-up line I've ever heard, particularly the facts that (1) it was obviously scripted and (2) it relied upon a set-up line that never came. It reminds me of how desperate Michael Scott was to say "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" even when no one said "surely."
 
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