What does Amber do all day? Speculation Thread - Less content means more speculation.

How many times a day do you think Amber stands up?

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I've seen residential psych care places plopped in the middle of nowhere that basically function as a nursing home for the severely mentally ill; in order to stay open, they have to "grade" residents on their "basic living skills," or BLS. Can they function on their own? No? Write that shit down & send it to Medicaid, this person needs to stay in treatment.

I only mention this because I had a friend who would always joke that BLS really stood for "basically lazing & sleeping." You've got burnt-out schizophrenics in the middle of nowhere, completely isolated from everything & zonked out on Bodhi Schofield-levels of hardcore psych drugs. What else are they supposed to do all day?

So that's my answer. Basically lazing & sleeping, except Amberlynn doesn't have an excuse.
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I was talking to @xenomorph yesterday and I used nearly this exact phrasing. As desperately as AL needs help even if she was in a facility (ignoring all the reasons it would fail) it wouldn’t differ much from her days now. Eat, color, watch tv, sleep. She’s unintentionally put herself into a psych hospital minus you know, the treatment and doctors. She’s in her own personal nursing home biding her time until she either dies or has a medical emergency and is taken to the hospital. I’m sure she thinks she can catfish a new victim in a better state, the cognitive dissonance is strong in that one.

And I very much agree with @Barbarella ’s statement as well. Even if she is a bitch an intentionally wasted life is still pityable at best and disgusting at worst, I’m sure you can imagine where my opinion falls on that spectrum. It’s not just that her entire life surrounds her ‘weight loss’ which is a passive activity for most people while they focus on school or careers. It can be hard to swallow thinking of all the people who never had the chance to turn 28 for whatever reason that caused their passing. I don’t want to get too OT so I’ll stop it there, though it does make me curious how much of her has just given up entirely or if she’s still pretending (and really believing) she can bounce back. If it’s the latter I’m sure it’s a comforting lie she tells herself every so often before seeing how many pork rinds she can stuff in her mouth at once.
 
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shitstorm said:
She probably farts a lot, that’s the only thing I can say for sure
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I bet they get caught up in there: her ass, not her guts, I mean, just think about it. Her cheeks are held together under tons of pressure from all the fat on each side; like tectonic plates. Her asscrack is basically a faultline.
 
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violetluma said:
probably jack shit until she decides to make a vlog.
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Speaking of which, I think that Al could be pooping her pants and peeing herself due to how hard it is to move to the bathroom. Either that, or Becky has to see more of Al’s backside to wipe her. Both are horrifying but entirely possible as to what she does in a day.
 
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violetluma said:
Well, since she can’t sit in a field of Sunflowers and scream at God why her, she just stares at the wall or ceiling asking the same thing... But if you want an honest answer, probably jack shit until she decides to make a vlog.
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The answer to the "why me" pondering, lies in the mirror she so often uses to eyefuck herself.
Why you Albert?
Because you're a lazy, ungrateful, using, lying sack of shit. That's why.
 
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Barbarella said:
If she wasn’t so scared she could have some life by the time she’s 30 and a good one by 35. (No, she won’t be pretty and will have hanging skin and bad knees) but she can be healthy) she even is well-known enough to be a speaker or train or if she lost it all (dumb or not) But food has become the only thing she clings to and she is terrified to give up eating the monstrous way she has been. It’s the only way she knows and she doesn’t trust anybody enough to help her.

If she wasn’t such a bitch I’d feel sorry for her. Who knows, maybe if she lost the weight she wouldn’t be so self-protective and feel the need to lie and be a cunt so often and might be like that girl who did the first video we saw.
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Even if by magic Amber wakes up tomorrow weighting 100 lbs with no loose skin, she would still have medical complications caused by the absurd excess weight she carried all her life.

An enlarged heart doesn't go back to normal size, destroyed joints don't reconstruct themselves, dead brain cells don't come back to life nor do new ones sprout...Amber won't be healthy if she lost weight. The best she could achieve would be to stop the degradation to her body.

she even is well-known enough to be a speaker or train or if she lost it all (dumb or not)
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I'm not sure what you meant by the last part, but Amber has a hard time keeping her train of thoughts in a 10 min video, and has so little to talk about that many times she uploaded videos that are actually collages of random clips that took her a week to gather.
IF she lost enough weight to make her relevant, she could talk about how she achieved that. BUT she would have to admit that she had to give away control and that she got help. As Amber would say, narcissists don't change their spots.

Who knows, maybe if she lost the weight she wouldn’t be so self-protective and feel the need to lie and be a cunt so often and might be like that girl who did the first video we saw.
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Her attitude has nothing whatsoever to do with her weight. If she lost weight, chances are she'd become even worse than she is now.

The girl we saw in the first video is a lie. One that I suspect she's been using her whole life. That is how she wheel her victims in. If you check the videos she did just after moving in with Becky you'll see a similar girl.
 
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Long time lurker said:
Even if by magic Amber wakes up tomorrow weighting 100 lbs with no loose skin, she would still have medical complications caused by the absurd excess weight she carried all her life.

An enlarged heart doesn't go back to normal size, destroyed joints don't reconstruct themselves, dead brain cells don't come back to life nor do new ones sprout...Amber won't be healthy if she lost weight. The best she could achieve would be to stop the degradation to her body.



I'm not sure what you meant by the last part, but Amber has a hard time keeping her train of thoughts in a 10 min video, and has so little to talk about that many times she uploaded videos that are actually collages of random clips that took her a week to gather.
IF she lost enough weight to make her relevant, she could talk about how she achieved that. BUT she would have to admit that she had to give away control and that she got help. As Amber would say, narcissists don't change their spots.


Her attitude has nothing whatsoever to do with her weight. If she lost weight, chances are she'd become even worse than she is now.

The girl we saw in the first video is a lie. One that I suspect she's been using her whole life. That is how she wheel her victims in. If you check the videos she did just after moving in with Becky you'll see a similar girl.
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Yeah, it's another cute little quirk that she and Chantal share. They both think the damage they've done is reversible. It's most certainly not, sis. Chantal believe she can shrink those cysts if she can shrink that gut, but that's not how that works. I guarantee the doctor told her that her PCOS symptoms would improve if she lost weight because that's pretty common wisdom. Hamber thinks that if she could lose the weight she'd be a hulthy, dainty princess and that would be that. Both delusional as hell.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
Using dozens of sockpuppet accounts on social media and youtube. I'd wager she uses 80% of a given day puppeting on various accounts, she may even get Necky to do it. Maybe her journals are filled with pages and pages of account names and passwords.
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She isn't really good at hiding her puppet accounts. "Sara" exclusively tweets about AL and "Madison" must've just made a twitter to suck up to our gorl.
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Our gorl probably spends all her days sitting on pillow mountain, eating McDonald's or whatever she sent Becky to get her, feeding fries dipped in ranch dressing to Twinkie, screeching to get attention (while, a wall away from her eyes, Rickie prepares the knives to kill her off immediately), and watching videos of other, more famous youtubers hoping one of them will say her name.

Knowing how impulsive she is, she probably also surfs the internet hoping for the miracle pill that will make her shit out the 520 (alleged) lbs she needs to lose in one sitting, and whenever she finds something that holds similar promises, buys a shitload of clothes in size 2 that servant Becky has to store away in some closet.
 
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