What does Amber do all day? Speculation Thread - Less content means more speculation.

[Guardsman42]

I think Becky would look a lot less ready to off herself if she only had to deal with Amber for 6 hours a day.

Fair point, but I still doubt Hamber is conscious as much as a normal person...and Becky is also getting to the point I doubt she sleeps well either.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Al’s schedule

• Wake up at 1 pm for breakfast
• Has a light snack before breakfast of two Reece’s Cups and some ramen
• Actually eats breakfast at 2 pm because Becky needs to go get her some McDonald’s
• Obsessively checks all her accounts
• Takes 5 minutes (if that) to film a vlog she won’t upload for at least a week
• Eats a light snack of an entire can of Pringle’s
• Goes back onto YouTube using her sock accounts to get back at haydurs
• Uses Snapchat and Twitter to defend herself and let everyone know what she’s doing
• Has lunch at 5 pm with more takeout and a giant diet soda
• Watches other YouTubers while thinking of her next big scheme to lose weight fast
• Puts on some makeup and uses heavy Snapchat filters to make more catfishing photos for a Becky 2.0
• Has a snack of Hot Cheetos, rice and ice cream
• Has a late dinner at 9 pm and goes to IHOP or some other place that stays open long
• Stays up watching a movie with some hot chocolate while Becky just looks dead inside
• Does some online shopping to soothe her pitiful existence
• Goes to the bathroom after holding it in so long because walking is hard, along with Becky having to wipe her the best she can
• Doesn’t wash off makeup and sleeps in the clothes she has on
• Tries to go to sleep, but fails
• With her annoyance, she asks Becky to fetch her some of the extra food they ordered to go and heat it up for her
• Eats the food within 10 minutes and tries to go back to bed at 4 am
• Is woken up again by pain
• Goes back to bed at 5 am
• Finally is able to sleep and wakes up again for another day at 1 pm all over again (breathing incorrectly most of the night)

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I think she probably has one or two mentally challenged lesbians and/or dudes with feeder fetishes that she has been secretly talking to, lined up as a contingency plan in case Becky actually flops that giant cojone mass out of her pajama pants and kicks her out. That's how Amberlynn operates - she lines up her next victim ahead of time.

 

[Make Believe]

I'm going to point out another possibility, given we know she has sleep apnea that is untreated. Rampantly untreated diabetes, and constant pain cause by her fat.

I think she actually is unconscious alot of the day. She's likely only waking up to feed at this point. Maybe truly conscious for 6 hours out of 24 sort of deal.

This horrified me and made me laugh at the same time. I like how dramatic this sounds ha ha

Now I'm imagining how a passed out land whale would look like

 

[PuckishRogue]

Eats. That's all she does.

Like, I'm not even trying to be funny. I think genuinely all that stimulates her anymore is food.

 

[Long time lurker]

Using dozens of sockpuppet accounts on social media and youtube. I'd wager she uses 80% of a given day puppeting on various accounts, she may even get Necky to do it. Maybe her journals are filled with pages and pages of account names and passwords.

Last year Amber made a video showing off a few of her journals and telling the viewers the purpose of the ones she showed. She has a notebook where she fleshes out characters for her amazing writing.

Amber, in what I consider to be her most creepy moment, goes on to explain the process and talks about this fictional character she created - with a name and last name, age, profession, marital status and number of kids, among other things.

Fair point, but I still doubt Hamber is conscious as much as a normal person...and Becky is also getting to the point I doubt she sleeps well either.

You're right. There are many videos where Amber says she took a nap/just woke up from a nap. I suspect that she naps a lot because she is quick (well...as quick as she can be) to add that naps aren't a norm for her.

Al’s schedule

• Wake up at 1 pm for breakfast

Add 3 hours to the wake up part and any other part where the time is stated. Those are the good days when she wakes up early.

I think she probably has one or two mentally challenged lesbians and/or dudes with feeder fetishes that she has been secretly talking to, lined up as a contingency plan in case Becky actually flops that giant cojone mass out of her pajama pants and kicks her out. That's how Amberlynn operates - she lines up her next victim ahead of time.

That was her MO, but I don't think she has anyone already hooked up this time.

 

[ADHD]

Amber, in what I consider to be her most creepy moment, goes on to explain the process and talks about this fictional character she created - with a name and last name, age, profession, marital status and number of kids, among other things.

Is this the video?

So this is called a character journal. What you do is you act like you're somebody else and you write as if you're that person and this is the journal that that person writes in. So example if you want to be someone named Sally - I'm just using an example I'm definitely not no Sally - but if you want to be someone named Sally who's a 39 year old lawyer who is divorced and has three children you can become that person in this journal.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Last year Amber made a video showing off a few of her journals and telling the viewers the purpose of the ones she showed. She has a notebook where she fleshes out characters for her amazing writing.

Amber, in what I consider to be her most creepy moment, goes on to explain the process and talks about this fictional character she created - with a name and last name, age, profession, marital status and number of kids, among other things.

I am curious about ALRville. Did she go into any more details? Then again that would mean she would have actually had to write something so maybe not.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

She already told you that she’s intimate with Becky 10x per day, what part of that is so hard to believe?

 

[Edith Puthy]

I'm pretty certain she spends a great deal of her waking time (which is prob around 4-5 hours a day) catfishing. Excuse me, catfisheeen. We know she's adept at creating fake profiles, and with her runaway narcissism, it's very likely she's trying to infiltrate every forum and group she can find. I'll bet she has one or more personas she spends hours pretending to be. I would too if I were a giant mountain of fat nothing.

 

[PopOfColor]

"She already told you that she’s intimate with Becky 10x per day, what part of that is so hard to believe?"

Maybe she is counting having to have her wipe her ass.

 

[8008135]

"She already told you that she’s intimate with Becky 10x per day, what part of that is so hard to believe?"

Maybe she is counting having to have her wipe her ass.

At this point, I think she's counting eye contact as a sexual behavior.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

Food is sex to AL (or good enough for government work as far as she cares). So I imagine the 10+ times a day is how often Neckles is bringing her food.

 

[SweetDee]

She's on her laptop/phone 90% of the time doing whatever. (eating)
Other 5% is split between bathroom trips for herself and Twinkie and the ever decreasing trips out to eat/Wommart/Rafe's. (eating)
Last 5% is split between coloring, watching dvds, playing games with Necks and the fags. (eating)

 

[KE 521]

Al’s schedule

• Wake up at 1 pm for breakfast
• Has a light snack before breakfast of two Reece’s Cups and some ramen
• Actually eats breakfast at 2 pm because Becky needs to go get her some McDonald’s
• Obsessively checks all her accounts
• Takes 5 minutes (if that) to film a vlog she won’t upload for at least a week
• Eats a light snack of an entire can of Pringle’s
• Goes back onto YouTube using her sock accounts to get back at haydurs
• Uses Snapchat and Twitter to defend herself and let everyone know what she’s doing
• Has lunch at 5 pm with more takeout and a giant diet soda
• Watches other YouTubers while thinking of her next big scheme to lose weight fast
• Puts on some makeup and uses heavy Snapchat filters to make more catfishing photos for a Becky 2.0
• Has a snack of Hot Cheetos, rice and ice cream
• Has a late dinner at 9 pm and goes to IHOP or some other place that stays open long
• Stays up watching a movie with some hot chocolate while Becky just looks dead inside
• Does some online shopping to soothe her pitiful existence
• Goes to the bathroom after holding it in so long because walking is hard, along with Becky having to wipe her the best she can
• Doesn’t wash off makeup and sleeps in the clothes she has on
• Tries to go to sleep, but fails
• With her annoyance, she asks Becky to fetch her some of the extra food they ordered to go and heat it up for her
• Eats the food within 10 minutes and tries to go back to bed at 4 am
• Is woken up again by pain
• Goes back to bed at 5 am
• Finally is able to sleep and wakes up again for another day at 1 pm all over again (breathing incorrectly most of the night)

My only beef with this is the idea she holds it. I saw a vlog of Ricky’s once where she was hoofing it past him in the background while looking decidedly uncomfortable, Also when Becky said, “you’re always thirsty,” it made me think of this guy I knew with rampant untreated diabetes (he didn’t know he had it). His diabetes was so bad that when he finally went to the doctor his sugar was over 500 whatever units they use (he was super skinny tho) he was a dishwasher at my job. He used to run to the bathroom so much we thought he was on coke. Later he told us that he had to pee so much and so bad that sometimes he wouldn’t make it and would pee on himself between the dish pit and the bathroom. If she doesn’t have accidents already it’s just a matter of time until she gets to that point. BEETUS

 

[Barbarella]

Easiest question on the farms. There’s nothing interesting.

She eats. Watches TV. Eats. Yells at Becky. Eats. Pets the dog if it can waddle to her (she ain’t going to Twinkie). Shops online. Eats. Sleeps on pillow mountain. Eats. Watches YouTube. Eats. Makes a. Vid when her order comes in. Eats.

I’d stake my life that is all she does. She might break the routine and color her face, write “Dear Diary” in her journal, make a raw vid, plan another diet she’ll fail, but the bulk of her life is eating, sleeping and going online.

That is this 28 year old’s entire life. For those of you older, think of all the things you did at 28. For those younger, think of what you intend to do that’s within grasp. Jobs and concerts and festivals and nights out with friends, road trips, shows, boutique shopping,, gardening, painting a room, a mani/pedi..just simple things out of Amber’s grasp.

It’s sadly pathetic. If she wasn’t so scared she could have some life by the time she’s 30 and a good one by 35. (No, she won’t be pretty and will have hanging skin and bad knees) but she can be healthy) she even is well-known enough to be a speaker or train or if she lost it all (dumb or not) But food has become the only thing she clings to and she is terrified to give up eating the monstrous way she has been. It’s the only way she knows and she doesn’t trust anybody enough to help her.

If she wasn’t such a bitch I’d feel sorry for her. Who knows, maybe if she lost the weight she wouldn’t be so self-protective and feel the need to lie and be a cunt so often and might be like that girl who did the first video we saw. But we will never know because she’s going to die-a waste of a life. I guess she’s useful in that she demonstrates exactly what not to do if one has a tendency to gain

 

[Qualin Frank]

If she wasn’t such a bitch I’d feel sorry for her. Who knows, maybe if she lost the weight she wouldn’t be so self-protective and feel the need to lie and be a cunt so often and might be like that girl who did the first video we saw. But we will never know because she’s going to die-a waste of a life. I guess she’s useful in that she demonstrates exactly what not to do if one has a tendency to gain

At this point there is no difference. Amber is the weight. If she lost it all I don't think she'd have any identity.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Braps and naps in between snacks. Easy peasy.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I've seen residential psych care places plopped in the middle of nowhere that basically function as a nursing home for the severely mentally ill; in order to stay open, they have to "grade" residents on their "basic living skills," or BLS. Can they function on their own? No? Write that shit down & send it to Medicaid, this person needs to stay in treatment.

I only mention this because I had a friend who would always joke that BLS really stood for "basically lazing & sleeping." You've got burnt-out schizophrenics in the middle of nowhere, completely isolated from everything & zonked out on Bodhi Schofield-levels of hardcore psych drugs. What else are they supposed to do all day?

So that's my answer. Basically lazing & sleeping, except Amberlynn doesn't have an excuse.

 

[Haesindang Park]

-Complains about her layggg pain constantly.

OW MY LAYG!

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