Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,637 74.5%

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She's been sucking up to James Charles for a while now on twitter. Today after retweeting the usual round of asspats, she graced him with these:
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Bonus! The troll binge monster makes an appearance:
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It is a mystery.
I remember having toys (like a pikachu tamagotchi thing) that rewarded you for steps. I would just shake them a certain way in my hand and the pedometer would go up. Maybe that's the case here?
Its probably tracking the amount of times she lifts her arm to her mouth to shove food in it. That's the only thing she does 8000 times a day.
 
You know, i would love to see what she REALLY eats in a day. In order for her to be gaining she has to be eating 5000+ cal. She cant cook and she wont leave the house, so its probably takeout every single day , maybe twice . How can you not get sick of eating so much garbage
 
You know, i would love to see what she REALLY eats in a day. In order for her to be gaining she has to be eating 5000+ cal. She cant cook and she wont leave the house, so its probably takeout every single day , maybe twice . How can you not get sick of eating so much garbage
I bet a lot more drinking goes on than what she shows. A 150-lb person could easily throw back 6 light beers to get a good buzz going, and that would tack on an additional 570-600 calories right away. Imagine how much it takes for a person 4x that weight to feel a good buzz, and safely assume that Amberlynn probably prefers sugary cocktails rather than just plain light beer and the picture becomes more clear.
 
" Amberlynn probably prefers sugary cocktails"

Sugary cocktails would be an improvement......Big Al drinks huge glasses of straight Bailey's. I am not joking.

Gag.
That's...that's a lot. A milky liqueur that is overwhelmingly sweet and meant to be mixed with something, anything else. Please tell me it was an aperitif or digestif?

WTF am I talking about. Our gorl doesn't know what any of that is about. Ugh. She drank straight Bailey's. Has anyone told her that Godiva makes a liqueur?
 
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