MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

[Silver Surfer]

The only reasons someone would fear ketosis would be if they had diabetes and/or failing kidneys. There is literally no other reason to be "afraid" of going into ketosis. She's hiding health problems. Amber these laahhs are not protetcting you. It's the opposite, you're only hurting yourself by pretending to be BiGg BUt hEaLthY

I've seen this a couple places, but to clarify, ketosis is only dangerous if you're a type one diabetic. Amber/fatties are type 2 diabetics. Major difference.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The thing about Amber and her 'trolling' videos... she's not really trolling us. She's trolling herself. None of this nonsense really affects any of us past the cringing when she jams a fourth of a potato in her gob at once. She can act like a smug cunt on camera all she wants... but she's the one that has to sleep sitting up alongside a woman she doesn't love, or even care for. She's the one in constant pain from her freak show tree trunk legs. She's the one eating herself into the grave before she's 35. And she's doing it for money as much as gluttony at this point, which is absolutely tragic.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I don’t think Amber is that stupid to self-harm herself with large portions just to troll people. Though we know it’s so she can get more views thus more attention.

The thing is, she doesn't recognize it as self-harm. She sees it as flipping haydurs the bird.

She thinks she's a slightly-overweight person, and people unjustly freak out at her for eating the occasional ice cream cone. So she responds by intentionally eating more ice cream (or at least more on camera) just to rile up stupid, mean people who think moderately chubby people should be forcibly put on an all-gruel diet until they're skinny (that's us, obviously).

You gotta stop trying to interpret her actions through the lens of a person with even tenuous contact with reality.

I think our gorl just likes to be right for her own reasons (aka right in her own bubble head). She KNOWS a true keto diet, if she sticks to it (LOL) would actually work for her. So, she doesn't want to do something that isn't already set to fail from the start. This plan, or any plan she does is MADE. TAILOR MADE to fail. That way she can bitch and moan that she can't find anything that works.

Also, all the haydurs (and even her Ebil Aunt, iirc) have been telling her to try keto for years.

The haydurs must not be permitted to be right.

Where are the carbs coming from in the kielbasa, though? The casing? The seasoneens? Meatloaf/meatballs I get, simply because there's flour/breadcrumbs in there, but I am genuinely stumped as to how a smoked sausage has any carbohydrates.

Yeah, kielbasa is actually pretty low-carb. AFAIK smoked sausages are pretty good for that. Other types vary.

I can't read her expressions anymore.

Many people aspire to have perfectly-smooth skin. AL figured it would be more effective to just aim for a perfectly-smooth face.

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

Our Gorl can count her carbs but can't count how many times her diets have failed her. Becky is blessed to date a mathematician.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

The way her eyes roll into the back of her head when she takes a bite. You can tell it's akin to a heroin addict slamming a fat spoon full of some fine mexican brown chiva. She's so far gone. She loves her vice too much. The fucking grim reaper is sitting and waiting patiently with her at the table and she can't see it because the food just makes all the pain and bad feelies go away. She's fucked unless she wakes up. I don't see it happening with that look on her face with those bites.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She’s becoming her true self

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Don't be mean, that cow is probably super nice and delicious and hamber is neither of those things

 

[Golly]

Well, I'm pretty sure at this point, everyone's said most everything there is to say. I'm still not over how she eats though. Who flops their tongue around their mouth while chewing? It's like she goes out of her way to eat horrifically. Good table manners (chewing slowly, small/manageable bites, pacing how you eat with others, etc) are even conducive to weight loss.

If these videos are still up by the time I'm raising kids, I'm deadass considering using an Amberlynn mukbang to scare them into eating like people.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Where are the carbs coming from in the kielbasa, though? The casing? The seasoneens? Meatloaf/meatballs I get, simply because there's flour/breadcrumbs in there, but I am genuinely stumped as to how a smoked sausage has any carbohydrates.

Took a quick look at Hillshire Farm and I think any other brand is going to be similar or have worse ingredients:

TURKEY, WATER, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED TURKEY, CORN SYRUP, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: SAL T, NATURAL FLAVORS, DEXTROSE, ISOLATED SOY PRODUCT, ISOLATED SOY PROTEIN, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, SODIUM ERYTHORBATE, SODIUM NITRITE. MADE WITH BEEF COLLAGEN CASING. CONTAINS: SOY

Gotta think it is the soy additives, casing, and the usual suspect corn syrup.

 

[497]

people are saying this video is likely weeks old so whatever comments don't matter much- this diet is done and over with. But if it were real... since AL likes her processed meats.

McDonald's 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets Nutrition Facts

Complete nutrition information for 10 Piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's including calories, Weight Watchers points, ingredients and allergens.

fastfoodnutrition.org

Total Carbohydrates

26g

and a 40 piece has 105g carbs so it will work with this low carb plan.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

What’s with th new nose ring??

Well, she's a pig, so it's her new diet aid to prevent rooting (bingeing).

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Something about this video seems a little 'off' to me. I mean it's repulsive enough watching Amberlynn shovel food in her maw like a starving dog at the best of times, but this one seemed like she was trying a little too hard. Has our gorl picked herself up a few cash-happy feeder viewers? She appeared to be really hamming this one up for the camera with the moaning and long slow unblinking stares and (edited) close-ups of her mouth. Either that or the oxygen deficit has really started to fuck with her (limited) cognitive function.

 

[Prince Lotor]

"I have never counted carbs. . .EVER, in my life. . .because. . . I've always been told, 'Carbs are good for you!' . .which they are!"

No the fuck they didn't. Bitch, who?!?! You've been 400 lbs since high school. Who were all these people who were telling you this whole time carbs were good for YOU? Your "Instagram Dietician"? Your """Singing Doctor"""? I'm pretty sure EVERYONE has been telling you non-stop how bad they are for YOU, and then out comes CuntyLynn the Junky Professor to deliver a sassy 'Well, ACTUALLY' about how dangerous it is to not eat at least 1 Family Size bag of Cheetos per day.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Just today as I was eating an early dinner I thought to myself, "God, how can anyone do mukbangs? I wouldn't want to subject anyone to listening to me chew or watching me making a mess or getting crumbs down my shirt." I don't even like eating in public or around other people because I feel so self-conscious about it.

Then I opened the Amberlynn subforum & saw this. I remain completely appalled.
How. . .how? I can understand pigging out alone where no one can see you, but why would you ever do it in front of an audience? I don't understand.


Urgh, I really don't like septum piercings as it is but Jesus Christ. Amber is really working double-time to make me want to cringe into a little ball of disgust today.

I'm convinced that's exactly what she's doing. No one actually enjoys dry hunks of (under)baked potato that much.

Where are the carbs coming from in the kielbasa, though? The casing? The seasoneens? Meatloaf/meatballs I get, simply because there's flour/breadcrumbs in there, but I am genuinely stumped as to how a smoked sausage has any carbohydrates.

Kielbasa is pretty low carb. What few carbs it has comes from added sugars. A lot of processed meat has sugar added, actually.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

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First comment under the video. AL will surely get triggered and cry on Twitter about how this plan works for her, guise

EDDF is a hero of mine.

He's made offers to other fat-related lolcows in the past (JoeysWorldTour, boogie298. When he first posted about ALR, he concluded he cannot help her because of her fucked up headspace.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Why do you think she's being demonitized? Did YouTube change their algorithms up again?

Maybe content id picked up songs which she plays in car when she's on her way to mukbangs or maybe some copyright troll is claiming her videos with word torrid. Who knows exactly, YouTube is fucked

I wish some YouTuber makes a video about how YouTube is enabling fatties to kill themselves on camera so that YouTube locks comments on her channel and then we see the real panic sets in. The inevitable meltdown on YouNow then should be interesting to watch

 

[theriddler3]

I'm probably very late, but ketosis isn't bad for anyone with type 2 diabetes, it can actually help. However, if you are on insulin, then it can be very tricky because it can cause the blood sugar to plummet or some shit (honestly, hardly looked into it but that's the gest of it). So for anyone speculating that it could be because she's diabetic.. I don't think that's a valid reason. Unless she's on insulin and hasn't said a word (doubt it).

I think our gorl just likes to be right for her own reasons (aka right in her own bubble head). She KNOWS a true keto diet, if she sticks to it (LOL) would actually work for her. So, she doesn't want to do something that isn't already set to fail from the start. This plan, or any plan she does is MADE. TAILOR MADE to fail. That way she can bitch and moan that she can't find anything that works.

If there's any concern about potential insulin resistance (pre-diabetic, diabetic, PCOS, etc.), doctors will typically warn against going into ketosis ( ⩾20 g of carbs/day). However, over 20 g of carbs/day is recommended and 21-50 g of carbs/day is usually the target. The reason is the restriction of carbohydrates on the ketogenic diet may increase stress levels and contribute to insulin resistance. There is research suggesting keto could be helpful with its rapid weight loss and all- it just has to be pretty closely monitored to make sure insulin levels stay pretty stable.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Oh, just for posterity:
AL claimed this whole meal was 58 carbs, which left her with "like, 100 carbs" if she wanted to stay under 100-150g she's arbitrarily decided would be good for her.

Meanwhile, the potato alone had at least 60g carbs.

She's either lying or an idiot or both -- but just bear this in mind the next time she wants to claim that she tracks everything.

Edit: English

 

[ZooSmell]

How in the fuck did she fit in a chair/on a table at a piercing place? Looks like shit by the way.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

Oh, just for posterity:
AL claimed this whole meal was 58 carbs, which left her with "like, 100 carbs" if she wanted to stay under 100-150g she's arbitrarily decided would be good for her.

Meanwhile, the potato alone had at least 60g carbs.

She's either lying or an idiot or both -- but just bear this in mind the next time she wants to claim that she tracks everything.

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Edit: English

You have to understand the math.

One serving of potato is a half a cup of potato. That's 58 carbs. A serving is also whatever you flop onto your plate. So that massive 1.5 cup baked potato is only 58 carbs. Also, kielbasa only has 3 carbs in a 2 ounce serving. I mean, sure, the package is 12 ounces, but if a serving is 3 carbs and I've served myself 12 ounces, it's actually only 3 carbs. Actually it's no carbs at all since it's meat. And sure, there might be 27 carbs in a bag of sour patch kids, but if no one sees or records you eating something, does it really count? I mean, shit, this is almost a negative-carb meal.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I'm sickened by the way she looks directly into the camera when she takes those gargantuan bites. Is it defiance and trolling, or is it a method of eyefucking the feeders? I can't read her expressions anymore.

I often catch myself saying “don’t fucking look at me” every time she does it because she always manages to land on eye contact and it’s fucking uncomfortable.

I’m sure she’s just imitating what other Youtubers have done, but she’s not socially aware enough to realize that she looks like a predatory animal growling over her food so other animals stay away.

Or someone’s vinmo-ing her for binge porn.