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der rademacher said:
"Your analogy is just stupid! Really, I never heard so much bullshit in my whole life! Listen you moron, a store BUYS things, to SELL things to you or other idiots, alright? I though, I CREATE stuff. I work my ass off to create free content for you, alright? For free! So it doesn't matter if you like my content or not, if you watch my content I have the right to ask you for money for the content I created for you for free! REEEight? Ok. Well here's an analogy for you you stupid asshole. Can you go to a restaurant, order some shit and then leave spouting (violent waving of noodle arms) 'I did not like the food so I am not paying!'? No you moron, you can NOT! So if you watch my hard produced free content, you are morally obliged to give me something in return, alright? Because I deserve this. And if you stupid idiot don't understand something that simple, then you can kiss my ass and fuck off!"
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Ahuh huh huh huh huh... Unbelievable!
 
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Shick said:
Swagginz will definitely advocate for you to be unbanned if you ask him. I know that JakeLikesCats' most recent unbanning was largely because of him.
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Huh. Do you know the history behind his un-banning?

He changed his name to "likejakecats" on January 27,

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(Source: https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/username_changelogs_search.php?q=likejakecats)

then reappeared in Phil's chat two days later.

Do you mean "likejakecats" was banned and un-banned again recently? (and how did the story of Swagginz' involvement get out?)
 
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Haunter said:
Huh. Do you know the history behind his un-banning?

He changed his name to "likejakecats" on January 27,

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(Source: https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/username_changelogs_search.php?q=likejakecats)

then reappeared in Phil's chat two days later.

Do you mean "likejakecats" was banned and un-banned again recently? (and how did the story of Swagginz' involvement get out?)
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I think the detractor who messaged the troll released the messages on here iirc...
 
OMG! It's 70* f'n degrees where D$P is! (*21C ) It's a Heat Wave!!! What really struck me was D$P's claims that he cannot hook up his portable AC unit because: 1) If it gets cooler, he'd want to open the window to let the cool air in and 2) once he hooks up ( aka puts a hose out the window ) his AC unit, it's there for the season! It cannot be uninstalled until the season is over! I ask myself why can it not be uninstalled? Does D$P pay to have a guy come out to move his portable AC unit in to his office, remove the window screen and stick the hose thing in the window for him? Is D$P so ruled by his schedule of things to do and when to do them that he is incapable of making the tiniest of changes?We know this isn't the case for his Twitch streams as games get shuffled or shelved all the time if he thinks he'll make more money doing so. He takes half days. He moves his 'off day' about. He can't unhook a portable AC unit?
 
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Haunter said:
Do you mean "likejakecats" was banned and un-banned again recently? (and how did the story of Swagginz' involvement get out?)
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About a week ago, Jake started talking to Swagginz in another streamer's chat and asking for an account to be unbanned. Maybe it was a sock, or he was asking on the behalf of someone else; either way, he didn't directly name the account he wanted unbanned. Swagginz basically said "yea I got you bro, just wait for him [DSP] to go offline".
 
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OMG! It's 70* f'n degrees where D$P is! (*21C ) It's a Heat Wave!!! What really struck me was D$P's claims that he cannot hook up his portable AC unit because: 1) If it gets cooler, he'd want to open the window to let the cool air in and 2) once he hooks up ( aka puts a hose out the window ) his AC unit, it's there for the season! It cannot be uninstalled until the season is over! I ask myself why can it not be uninstalled? Does D$P pay to have a guy come out to move his portable AC unit in to his office, remove the window screen and stick the hose thing in the window for him? Is D$P so ruled by his schedule of things to do and when to do them that he is incapable of making the tiniest of changes?We know this isn't the case for his Twitch streams as games get shuffled or shelved all the time if he thinks he'll make more money doing so. He takes half days. He moves his 'off day' about. He can't unhook a portable AC unit?
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wait dsp thinks 70 is a heatwave? i thought he said heatwaves are 80 HA!
 
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Raven'sChild said:
OMG! It's 70* f'n degrees where D$P is! (*21C ) It's a Heat Wave!!! What really struck me was D$P's claims that he cannot hook up his portable AC unit because: 1) If it gets cooler, he'd want to open the window to let the cool air in and 2) once he hooks up ( aka puts a hose out the window ) his AC unit, it's there for the season! It cannot be uninstalled until the season is over! I ask myself why can it not be uninstalled? Does D$P pay to have a guy come out to move his portable AC unit in to his office, remove the window screen and stick the hose thing in the window for him? Is D$P so ruled by his schedule of things to do and when to do them that he is incapable of making the tiniest of changes?We know this isn't the case for his Twitch streams as games get shuffled or shelved all the time if he thinks he'll make more money doing so. He takes half days. He moves his 'off day' about. He can't unhook a portable AC unit?
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Just goes to show how little he actually goes outside to think anyone who does will buy this. Assuming you're not morbidly obese, 70 F/20 C is the perfect temp. Of course Dark being the catastrophizer that he is has to whine nonstop about how the world's against him in every facet of of his life even when the weather couldn't be more perfect. It makes him look like even more of a wimp than he already is. Next thing you know he'll be acting like his skin's peeling off when he gets a small sunburn waddling to his grocery store because his nasty grey skin never sees the light of day.
 
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Salubrious said:
Maybe it's just a nervous tick of mine, but I hate how Twitch told him to stop using the word fundraiser, so now DSP just uses the phrase "raise funds" repeatedly.
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The blame also goes on Twitch in this case. They enforce ToS so lightly that people like Phil routinely abuse it and easily get around it even though it’s plain obvious that they’re breaking rules. Anything to make a quick buck for Twitch, I guess.

I don’t really go around Twitch much, but I figure there are others there who beg as hard as Phil and Twitch lets them.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
Anything to make a quick buck for Twitch, I guess.
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The funny thing is...tipping doesn't make a quick buck for Twitch, though, because it's 3rd party. You would think Twitch would have a problem with someone directing his viewers to not buy bits or subs and instead do 3rd party methods, thereby depriving Twitch of money, but I guess not.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
OMG! It's 70* f'n degrees where D$P is! (*21C ) It's a Heat Wave!!! What really struck me was D$P's claims that he cannot hook up his portable AC unit because: 1) If it gets cooler, he'd want to open the window to let the cool air in and 2) once he hooks up ( aka puts a hose out the window ) his AC unit, it's there for the season! It cannot be uninstalled until the season is over! I ask myself why can it not be uninstalled? Does D$P pay to have a guy come out to move his portable AC unit in to his office, remove the window screen and stick the hose thing in the window for him? Is D$P so ruled by his schedule of things to do and when to do them that he is incapable of making the tiniest of changes?We know this isn't the case for his Twitch streams as games get shuffled or shelved all the time if he thinks he'll make more money doing so. He takes half days. He moves his 'off day' about. He can't unhook a portable AC unit?
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Does Phil pay someone to come and hook up his window unit air conditioner? We have no evidence, but since he couldn't paint a wall, hang blinds, assemble a bed frame, retrieve the mail, or even drive his BMW to get an oil change by himself I would say there is a strong possibility.
 
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DSP just said that since Sekiro is coming out, he doesn't give a fuck about freebie game Apex Legends anymore. Almost those exact words.

First match: DSP went 9 minutes without even seeing another player and then got sniped.

Also, after the match when asked about the other player's cameo armor, DSP said that other people play games too much. A guy who's literal career is playing video games said that. I guess because he's a 'variety streamer'.

Double Edit: DSP is now ranting that Google has stupid ideas because they tried something innovative and 'of course it failed.'
 
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Dragoonism said:
Gets asked what he would do if his internet was down for 3 days!
Phil: Go outside!

Anyone else also thinking that he would spend 3 days next to his phone waiting for comcast to call and say they fixed the problem?
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Restaurants and fast food establishments aren't inside. He'd claim he needed to do it for DSP tries it; because he needs to do something to make money. He'd film on his phone then upload using Starbucks wi-fi.
 
"I can't wait to go to all my favorite childhood restautants and get... pizza. Then pizza. Then delivery pizza. And then... well, maybe pasta but no actually pizza."

This motherfucker has the food preferences of an autistic five year old.
 
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Yes, he is very excited for it!
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Yes, he always does!

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Wont sell the condo since he will only make $60 000 on it, which is $30 000 short of the mortage and they have several times refused to do a short sale.
 
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His stream the last 10 min!
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Ends with him being forced to run out in the open, only to be shot in the back... again!

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WB is claiming all his videos with music that they own!
Gets a anonymous tip and thinks that means that people wanna start giving him money since his special even is just around the corner!
 
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