I'd go with 'We offer reasonable rates on Legal Discovery Services"
"In that if we find them funny morons, the service is free."
You SHOULD however read the forum marked Take that off the god damn internet!
That's right up the ally of a lawyer. You'll have plenty of laughs.
Lolcow & Lolcow LLP is also a great place to boggle at some of the stupider lawsuits we follow.
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Get your cowbell:
All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
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Nor do the kiwi, the sperg or the Hei, we can be like they are
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Baby he's your man
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Reiketa is done
Here but now they're gone
Ronald and Monica
Are together in poverty, Ronald and Monica
40, 000 dollars everyday, Don't be Like MoRon
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Another 40, 000 coming everyday, Don't be like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the beard
Baby take his hand, don't fear the beard
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the beard
Baby he's your man....