Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Gingervitis]

I haven't been FB friends with Sammie for very long, but it's been incredibly eye opening... and dismal at the same time. She just posts so many videos, many of them centered around black people doing crazy or cool shit, or rapping. I think she thinks she is black, or she's some sort of weird black people fetishist.

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That was 5 hours ago, so about 5:45AM Arkansas time. Does this girl ever sleep? Because her feed is just filled with janky videos she shares all day and all night. And the night is when she chooses to release baby information. Anyway, it's been 5 hours, and nothing. De'Shaun's profile is radio silent to non-friends aside from what Sammie tags him in.

I havent used facebook in years. Is it possible she’s queueing these videos so that they’ll be released while she’s asleep?

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

I havent used facebook in years. Is it possible she’s queueing these videos so that they’ll be released while she’s asleep?

Nope. That's not a function on personal profiles. I think she's legitimately just scrolling down FB for hours and hours and hours at a time.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Maybe she has insomnia but sleeps during the day? I can see it. Stay up til well into the morning, sleep til the afternoon.

 

[NiggoPls]

I haven't been FB friends with Sammie for very long, but it's been incredibly eye opening... and dismal at the same time. She just posts so many videos, many of them centered around black people doing crazy or cool shit, or rapping. I think she thinks she is black, or she's some sort of weird black people fetishist.

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That was 5 hours ago, so about 5:45AM Arkansas time. Does this girl ever sleep? Because her feed is just filled with janky videos she shares all day and all night. And the night is when she chooses to release baby information. Anyway, it's been 5 hours, and nothing. De'Shaun's profile is radio silent to non-friends aside from what Sammie tags him in.

I wouldn't call that "real skinny" but she had the potential to be at least moderately attractive at some point in her life.

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

I wouldn't call that "real skinny" but she had the potential to be at leastmoderately attractive at some point in her life.

I mean, kids in general are pudgy and weird-shaped because their bodies are growing in every direction. Certainly, compared to how Sammie looks right now, old-Sammie is rail thin. I think if she'd ever eaten one healthy meal and hadn't gotten knocked up so young, she would have been able to maintain being what I would call thicc-skinny.

Editing to avoid double-posting (and then again a few minutes later):

What huh? Twins Amariah and Rick? WHOM? I've been reading this thread for months, and I've read through it a couple times and I don't remember these twins ever being mentioned.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The twins came after Weezy and Printhessths, who have apparently died.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Maybe she has insomnia but sleeps during the day? I can see it. Stay up til well into the morning, sleep til the afternoon.

It's not insomnia. When you don't work or have any other need to be at some place at a set time, there is absolutely no reason for you to keep a normal sleep schedule. It doesn't matter if it's 5:00 am, 2:00 pm, or midnight ... time ceases to have meaning.

The twins came after Weezy and Printhessths, who have apparently died.

So when Sammie's FB profile described her as a "Momma of 3", was she counting pregnancies/deliveries and not children (fake and real)? Or (more likely) did she just get her story wrong already?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So when Sammie's FB profile described her as a "Momma of 3", was she counting pregnancies/deliveries and not children (fake and real)? Or (more likely) did she just get her story wrong already?

She's counting her real kids, and I'm assuming her current fake pregnancy. She has like, 2-4 miscarriages (Real or imaginary, God only knows), and 2-5 fake babies that have just vanished.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

The only thing this means is that her new boyfriend is Superman. Totally believable, mind you.

Well, he managed to knock her up from behind bars so....

Poor Sideways. He's been left holding Genethithathith Printhethththth and the poor bloke can't even get his head on straight. And Clarnce - has anyone woken him up to tell him his beloved has left him?

Incidentally, according to my Massive List of Autism, she had eleven different Feeyoncays/Hubsands4eva last year. Can we get a full twelve this year? Come On Sammie We No U Can Doo It.

 

[Muscle Bra]

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I always hate seeing childhood photos of our lolcows because (aside from CWC, who never looked right in the head) most look at least somewhat well-adjusted and it depresses me to no end to see all the wasted potential. Take Sammie. She wasn't un-cute and, while she never had it in her to be a rocket scientist, certainly she had the ability to enter into a normal relationship or to contribute to society in some way.

She's counting her real kids, and I'm assuming her current fake pregnancy.

Rest in peace, Weezy and Printheth. We hardly knew ye'.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

THE MASSIVE LIST OF AUTISM UPDATED

Random past BabyDaddies

Leeson Berry
Tyler Earhart
Joshua Randall
Lil Brain (presumably, what with her giving birth to his kid whilst pregnant with Genethith. But who knows the mysteries of Sammie's Magical Womb?)

2016
April Josh Pittman
Nov Steven Lemons

2017
April Adam Smith (true luuuuurve except his mommy wouldn't allow.)
May Dakota Jackson
June Eric Sherrill

2018
Feb Steven Lemons
Apr un-named "black man" (actually just her own bathrobe, but that's being picky)
?May Dalton Colcashure* (Sideways)
May Alexander Gainey*
June Michael Funderbuck*
September Dy Olowo
September Moethree Henderson
October Dwayne Withers
Clance (Clarence) Marlow*
Jermaine Philips*
December Markiston Young Hydro Illegible

2019
January Sideways** again. Presumably she's running out of niggerz?
Jan 14 Nope. Jamarion Vines**
Mar DeShawn McClure**


* indicates those she deffo claimed insta-preggers by.
** Indicates those she claimed insta-preggers by despite not yet shoving out the previous progeny


Unless she has some kind of BabyDaddy Bingo going on, whereby the Miracul Stumach converts the existing non-existent foetus into that of the new BD, she's got more daddies than imaginary babies. No wonder she's fat, there's about fourteen in there.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Lets pretend De'Shaun is real, and he actually wants to marry Sammie. There is no $2.5k ring in this bitches future. She'd be getting the Walmart special, assuming De'Shaun had any money left after he got his weed for that night.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Lets pretend De'Shaun is real, and he actually wants to marry Sammie. There is no $2.5k ring in this bitches future. She'd be getting the Walmart special, assuming De'Shaun had any money left after he got his weed for that night.
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I love the original caption. 'Do you want a yellow diamond but don't want to break the bank?' then says it's $2500. Like dude, that's breaking the bank for so many people. I know it's pretty cheap for an engagement ring (I saw one from Tiffany's with less diamonds than this that was priced at a minimum of around $79K and about had an aneurysm) but geez. If she thinks she'll get one this nice, she's wrong. Even Wal-mart's wedding/engagement rings are hundreds of dollars.

 

[Coin Ops]

THE MASSIVE LIST OF AUTISM UPDATED

Random past BabyDaddies

Leeson Berry
Tyler Earhart
Joshua Randall
Lil Brain (presumably, what with her giving birth to his kid whilst pregnant with Genethith. But who knows the mysteries of Sammie's Magical Womb?)

2016
April Josh Pittman
Nov Steven Lemons

2017
April Adam Smith (true luuuuurve except his mommy wouldn't allow.)
May Dakota Jackson
June Eric Sherrill

2018
Feb Steven Lemons
Apr un-named "black man" (actually just her own bathrobe, but that's being picky)
?May Dalton Colcashure* (Sideways)
May Alexander Gainey*
June Michael Funderbuck*
September Dy Olowo
September Moethree Henderson
October Dwayne Withers
Clance (Clarence) Marlow*
Jermaine Philips*
December Markiston Young Hydro Illegible

2019
January Sideways** again. Presumably she's running out of niggerz?
Jan 14 Nope. Jamarion Vines**
Mar DeShawn McClure**


* indicates those she deffo claimed insta-preggers by.
** Indicates those she claimed insta-preggers by despite not yet shoving out the previous progeny


Unless she has some kind of BabyDaddy Bingo going on, whereby the Miracul Stumach converts the existing non-existent foetus into that of the new BD, she's got more daddies than imaginary babies. No wonder she's fat, there's about fourteen in there.

I feel silly for asking this because it's probably a joke, but I have to be sure: Markiston Young Hydro Illegible is just a nickname you made up for some guy, right? Like Sideways?

Although I do kinda hope there is a Mr. Illegible out there for our Sammie.

 

[SnarkySperg]

I feel silly for asking this because it's probably a joke, but I have to be sure: Markiston Young Hydro Illegible is just a nickname you made up for some guy, right? Like Sideways?

Although I do kinda hope there is a Mr. Illegible out there for our Sammie.

Yeah, Miss Illiterate needs someone like that.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I feel silly for asking this because it's probably a joke, but I have to be sure: Markiston Young Hydro Illegible is just a nickname you made up for some guy, right?

Assuming I'm thinking of the right guy, we know his first name is Markiston, and "Young Hydro" is his rapper name/gang name, but the only pic we have of him came from a hospital where the last name on his wristband was blurred. Hence, a last name of "Illegible".

 

[Pony Horn]

Sammie obviously went to the HP Lovecraft school of baby naming. And much like the antagonist in The Call of Cthulhu, Sammie's babies briefly appear from the eldritch horrors of the tomb to terrorize the sensitive souls of the world before going back to the ghastly prison from whence they came.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The Austin tit tattoo was pretty tacky, but I'm not sure this is how to deal with it. She should pull a Kai and get it covered. At least it's the only boys name she's gotten inked on herself.

 

[Volvo240]

The De'Shaun account is completely run by her. What I don't know is if she's completely made up De'Shaun, or if someone is catfishing her WITH him, and she made the account just so she could tag him and give herself compliments.

And, uh, I think I discovered the new imaginary babys name. And it's a doozy.
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No one ? Really..

The De'Shaun account is completely run by her. What I don't know is if she's completely made up De'Shaun, or if someone is catfishing her WITH him, and she made the account just so she could tag him and give herself compliments.

And, uh, I think I discovered the new imaginary babys name. And it's a doozy.
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No one? Really?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lagerece is pronounced "luh greasy" and no one can convince me otherwise.

Makskylan is pronounced “Mac Skillet” and no one can tell me otherwise. Mac Skillet LeGreasy.

Also i read the list of feeoncayz and FUNDERBUCK is either the greatest last name ever or the worst My Little Pony recently.