🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Shady Attorney]

God @Colonel J is such a dick-rider

I once took pause at the the @Colonel J cringe and pondered if it was an elaborate troll, a snaky way in ingratiating himself into Ralph's good graces to get some inside info, or flat out pay-piggy cognitive dissonance.

To me it doesn’t matter if Colonel J is a troll or not. The fact that he’s part of Ralph’s closer paypiggies proves a dissonance. A stark contrast between old paypiggies (@Lord Akira ) who’d make a jab at little Ralphie to the new ones (@Colonel J ) who always pat Ralph’s gunt.

The change would not be called an upgrade

 

[not william stenchever]

Sweet christ, Ralph trying to own the memes by making his discord avatar that image of him at Knoxville, where he looks like he's about to fuck food and eat slaves. He's about as out of touch as if Hillary tried to own the time she seized the fuck out and started nodding rhythmically on the campaign trail like someone hitting their peak on an opioid high.

Makes me wonder what his 9/11 fall from grace will look like.

 

[A Logging Company]

They had multiple servers and also had hidden sections in each one, one of which was called "Autism Awareness" . While Ralph was knowledgeable of their operations within spite and on his pay pigs, sometimes even complacent in it, they were also running ops on him as well. They tend to run ops on everyone they come across, and and are pretty rabid when they get a reaction out of someone. They would find someone they thought they could get dirt on or who would sperg for them, and then get them to follow them into the side servers. Once in there they would circle jerk them in VC while compiling everything in a hidden channel and recording it.

How did the plategang even form?

 

[tuscangarder]

How did the plategang even form?

Just from people regularly going into the voice chat.

 

[Psicopax]

Here we go gentlemen. ITS FINALLY OUT.

Ralph & Warski Stars In: Miami Enemy

"A trip to Miami. Fun in the sun. A couple friends, a couple beers, a couple unforgettable nights.
But what happens when the friendships get pushed to the test?
Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski, AGLuck, Failure & more stars in this thrilling documentary which follows a group of friends who unknowingly steps foot into a dangerous game,
where only one can come out of Miami alive. Get to a payphone. Quick. You don't want to be disqualified."

The quality of the video is what it is. They filmed it on potato phone cameras and livestreamed it with dodgy internet connection. Whatchu gonna do. I am not making the full documentary. This is a spoof trailer i made by taking footage of the Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski Miami videos out of context.

 

[not william stenchever]

If they could somehow script the next season of True Detective with that cast of characters I think it would be a transcendent work of art. Particularly if Zoom gets tortured with jumper cables towards the end.

 

[Lord Akira]

I don’t understand this, why would you fuck with people that literally give you money for being exceptional on the internet? Its like that story where some dude kills his gold shitting chicken, only more autistic.

My take is that he allowed it because they were supposedly messing with the 1488 siegetard types, the people that Ralph was trying to distance himself from as he was gearing up for his return to Youtube. He didn't mind taking their money but didn't want them on his server or show espousing the same rhetoric that got him kicked from the platform initially. If @Elric of Melnibone is correct, then the reason why he finally got rid of the plate gang is either that they were plotting against Ralph himself, and/or messed with one of his golden gooses one too many times, with his split from Zoom as a good enough cover to give them all the boot.

 

[Lin Marin]

Here we go gentlemen. ITS FINALLY OUT.

Ralph & Warski Stars In: Miami Enemy

"A trip to Miami. Fun in the sun. A couple friends, a couple beers, a couple unforgettable nights.
But what happens when the friendships get pushed to the test?
Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski, AGLuck, Failure & more stars in this thrilling documentary which follows a group of friends who unknowingly steps foot into a dangerous game,
where only one can come out of Miami alive. Get to a payphone. Quick. You don't want to be disqualified."

The quality of the video is what it is. They filmed it on potato phone cameras and livestreamed it with dodgy internet connection. Whatchu gonna do. I am not making the full documentary. This is a spoof trailer i made by taking footage of the Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski Miami videos out of context.

Absolutely kino.

 

[A Logging Company]

Who else do we know for sure plates went after (other than the cat slayer)? That could help establish a pattern and prove Ralph was using them to help clean house, like a coward who has to rely on goons to do his dirty work. The problem with the plates is they're such untrustable dirtbags I take anything they have to say with a grain of salt. It is possible that while Ralph was in there laughing at the harrasment of his poor piggies, he wasn't directing them to target certain people? That's still a bad look, but if he was handing out orders or suggestions then not only is it gay ops territory, its gay ops against his own community and backers.

 

[Niggernerd]

Who else do we know for sure plates went after (other than the cat slayer)? That could help establish a pattern and prove Ralph was using them to help clean house, like a coward who has to rely on goons to do his dirty work. The problem with the plates is they're such untrustable dirtbags I take anything they have to say with a grain of salt. It is possible that while Ralph was in there laughing at the harrasment of his poor piggies, he wasn't directing them to target certain people? That's still a bad look, but if he was handing out orders or suggestions then not only is it gay ops territory, its gay ops against his own community and backers.

iirc he gave them access to patreon chat to fuck with them. He allowed them to fuck with his piggies

 

[Dickxon]

Oh shit guys, really important topic to bring up:

Spoiler

G U N T

 

[verissimus]

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das bolshit I love Metokur

Wtf. Is his beard his neck?

Didn't ask yet, but did get in touch with Wild Smile who ran with the PG for a bit and he did confirm it was a server to bully paypigs, gave details on how he was in VC while the plates had their way with certain Norwegian exceptional individual known as Zug-Zug and how the shelter he dropped the notorious cat off was a kill shelter.

Always knew Wild Smile was a cocksucking pos.

 

[The Weasel]

Why exactly was it called "plate gang" anyway?

 

[Kamikaze]

Here we go gentlemen. ITS FINALLY OUT.

Ralph & Warski Stars In: Miami Enemy

"A trip to Miami. Fun in the sun. A couple friends, a couple beers, a couple unforgettable nights.
But what happens when the friendships get pushed to the test?
Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski, AGLuck, Failure & more stars in this thrilling documentary which follows a group of friends who unknowingly steps foot into a dangerous game,
where only one can come out of Miami alive. Get to a payphone. Quick. You don't want to be disqualified."

The quality of the video is what it is. They filmed it on potato phone cameras and livestreamed it with dodgy internet connection. Whatchu gonna do. I am not making the full documentary. This is a spoof trailer i made by taking footage of the Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski Miami videos out of context.

Are you telling me you've produced a special episode about the Miami trip for FREE? @theralph has yet to produce one, despite being given $4k by paypiggies.

 

[Psicopax]

Are you telling me you've produced a special episode about the Miami trip for FREE? @theralph has yet to produce one, despite being given $4k by paypiggies.
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I'm being paid in laughter.
Also i didn't get drunk before after i was finished with the video.
Which is probably why i didn't fail. Unlike other.. individuals.

I wish they had recorded more tho. It was hard to even find something with Ralph in it to use.
I'm not "Pro-Andy" or anything, its just that Ralph was sitting on his ass 90% of the time and he was so lazy he couldn't even put on a camera and film THAT.

Can't wait to see what they produce out of the shit they recorded down there. I don't see how they can make 3 episodes of anything.

 

[Edgar]

provided Zoom actually calls the policenumber that cog leaked to him.

"Hi I'm Cog, i don't get involved in drama."

What a cunt.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

"Hi I'm Cog, i don't get involved in drama."

What a cunt.

I fully support Cog on this.
If you want to call him out there are many other things, this isn't it. Ralph asked for a platform Cog provided, and Ralph decided to lie and make false promises.
Cog made the right call, I hope so does Zoom.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I don't understand what Zoom calling the bank achieves. The Ralph recording only shows Zoom saying that if he didn't have a lot of money in savings he'd be homeless. Now Zoom proves that he has $600k in savings. O-okay?

You don't need to call the bank when you have a recording of Zoom saying as much. I guess Ralph misrepresented it as "Zoom relies on StreamMe money to pay his bills". What Ralph proved was that Corey didn't give his StreamMe money to charity.

 

[Spooky]

I don't understand what Zoom calling the bank achieves. The Ralph recording only shows Zoom saying that if he didn't have a lot of money in savings he'd be homeless. Now Zoom proves that he has $600k in savings. O-okay?

You don't need to call the bank when you have a recording of Zoom saying as much. I guess Ralph misrepresented it as "Zoom relies on StreamMe money to pay his bills". What Ralph proved was that Corey didn't give his StreamMe money to charity.

Doesn't Zoom's recording say it's a checking account. Basically they're both lying anyway.

As I explained earlier, you would have to be very very rich or very very dumb to leave that much sitting around not earning interest. Zoom, as usual, poorly faked something. Ralph, as usual, is exaggerating the significance of a statement in a clip. Most educated people can go a few months between real jobs and be ok.

 

[zyclonPD]

A sad indictment of us as a whole, quite frankly.

Well to be fair I think some of us enjoy watching the trash fire, some of us want to be there in case he an-heros live on air and the rest just enjoy laughing at the spergery.

Here we go gentlemen. ITS FINALLY OUT.

Ralph & Warski Stars In: Miami Enemy

Absolute Kino. or Nectar or whatever the dumb popular way of saying it's good.

"Hi I'm Cog, i don't get involved in drama."

What a cunt.

Cog is what he is. He is pissed off now that he manged to remove the veil and see Ralph for who he is. Kind of a Failure situation though with how long it took him to finally admit that Ralph is a piece of shit and turn on him. If I had to guess there has to be a tipping point where you can flip on somebody and still retain most of your core audience. I chastised Sargon and Vee for this in a live stream once. They had a portion of their audience who were Metokur fans. By going after Metokur without an outcry from his audience you risk pissing off the segment of your own audience who subscribes to both and will likely pick a side that they will cling to as opposed to the other.

When you have a shared audience with other streamers its not as simple as just telling someone to pound sand and everything will be alright. Coach for all his shortcomings likely turned on Ralph too early, although you could argue a lot of this tism would never have transpired without that initial break. A lot of people like to pick sides and bucking the apple cart can cause that.