Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[Pancakes-ish]

wow. that dialogue is 100% about kids "infiltrating" private adult chatrooms and how it's all their fault when they get hurt and the adults involved are the victims.

what a couple of goons glip and eevee are. they never. fucking. learn.

 

[BeepMareep]

That's Neon's younger sibling Krypto. Wow Eevee, that isn't even subtle what you're trying to do there. Kids must be sooo scary.

 

[MRfive]

i wasnt expecting to see krypto as a reference to hellside discord discourse but im living for it

get the fuck out of there krypto dont bring your robot self either wyd

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

They literally put in a section where a kid gets into the sex shop and complains when told to leave.
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When they finally do, the slime rabbit says it hopes she "don't cause anyone else trouble."
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Golly I sure do wonder who this is in reference to.

Also the music in this game is god fucking awful.

Edit: Oh my god the kid keeps coming back and it keeps getting worse.
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Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: In the end Eevee defeats the kid with LOGIC and FACTS (and a lecture on all the ways minors can bypass restrictions placed by adults) and oh my fucking god the kid breaking into adult-only spaces is the major plot line of the entire game. They literally made a porn game to bitch about how mean and terrible minors are to adults in adult-only spaces. I'm genuinely shocked Papaya didn't come flying in at the final confrontation to call the kid Spaggleshit.

Jesus this plot makes no sense. If Flora has the same taboo with kids and sex as the real world, then she should be asking underage-looking people for legal proof they're adults, like in the real world. The entire confrontation was her fault for being negligent. Probably because PK and Eevee were also at fault.

 

[Pronoun Party]

They literally put in a section where a kid gets into the sex shop and complains when told to leave.
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When they finally do, the slime rabbit says it hopes she "don't cause anyone else trouble."
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Golly I sure do wonder who this is in reference to.

Also the music in this game is god fucking awful.

Edit: Oh my god the kid keeps coming back and it keeps getting worse.
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Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: In the end Eevee defeats the kid with LOGIC and FACTS (and a lecture on all the ways minors can bypass restrictions placed by adults) and oh my fucking god the kid breaking into adult-only spaces is the major plot line of the entire game. They literally made a porn game to bitch about how mean and terrible minors are to adults in adult-only spaces. I'm genuinely shocked Papaya didn't come flying in at the final confrontation to call the kid Spaggleshit.

oh my god is this for real? Holy shit.

I cannot overstate how fascinating it is to watch Glip's (and Eevee's) entire artistic output devolve into nonstop temper tantrums at the people who point out what degenerates they are. They seem helpless to do anything except unload semi-automatics into their own feet with their endless woe-is-me bullshit.

Show the haters how much you don't care... by completely derailing your entire brand and reputation in order to obsess over them! That'll show 'em!

 

[tofu dog]

I was thinking earlier that the thread has been pretty quiet of new material to mock. And now here we are.
Brilliant.

 

[GoTellitOnTheMountan]

Thank you guys for finishing this shitstorm. My eyes and ears where going mad and I was on the verge of getting a headache five minutes into it.

 

[Snap Dragon]

I'm just saying "holy shit, jesus fucking christ" repeatedly, out loud. How are they this fucking stupid. HOW?

 

[Questionable Sandwich]

ignoring how hilarious they made a game where part of the entire plot (I'm assuming it's part and not the whole thing, I'm not really interested in playing the game) is based on a minor tormenting poor adults by making up stories about them and 'infiltrating' adult spaces.

Eevee has historically been very involved with the concept of minors getting into adult spaces- like didn't they cause issues as moderation at furaffinity because of it- being upset about minors being blocked out of seeing adult content? I don't know if I'm remembering wrong but I remember that being a thing.

they (by which I mean Eevee AND Glip) keep focusing on this a lot. I know they'll come down to 'it's because we were FALSELY ACCUSED' but the whole thing with Eevee and furaffinity happened before Spaggle/Lain. it's been a continual focus/obsession.

but no they totally have no personal sorta interest in that kind of thing, right? there's nothing weird about certain subjects and themes coming up over and over.

somehow most people go their entire lives without 'kids just keep getting into my adult spaces and gosh I just can't do anything about it so I shouldn't really try much' being a reoccurring feature.

 

[MAGICMAN!!!]

'I think I just made your whole shop smell like my cunt'

pro writing

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Jesus Christ. So apparently Xenon and Claude are half siblings and we're supposed to laugh at him because he's not comfortable watching her fuck.

EDIT: Also, Alice is shitty and verbally abusive and threatening and rapey as always, and there's no option to tell her no.

EDIT EDIT: Aaand it ends with Lexy psychologically torturing the kid to get them to leave. Wow. Burn in hell, Eevee.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Eevee has historically been very involved with the concept of minors getting into adult spaces- like didn't they cause issues as moderation at furaffinity because of it- being upset about minors being blocked out of seeing adult content? I don't know if I'm remembering wrong but I remember that being a thing.

According to an ex-admin he was obsessed with letting minors view porn. Eevee claims he's totally not obsessed, he just asked multiple times for legal reasoning as to why FA wouldn't let minors view porn and listed this grievance as one of the reasons he stopped working for the site.

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

It's really hard for me to properly express how I feel about the whole "kid trying to get into a sex shop" thing Eevee very poorly wrote. I was never the bold one to try and explore naughty shops as a teen or kid but I've had a few friends who have tried. But based on what friends have told me, if you appear to be under age, the people working the shop will not let you in or view the sex section. If you claimed to be of age, they would still not allow you in unless you can provide legit proof of being legal age. There's no way a sex shop worker would act like Cerise did either. They would not think "Oh I should be nice to this person because they look young and I don't know their age and I don't want to assume". Be hard on the little shit for continually attempting to come in and even threaten you.

EDIT EDIT: Aaand it ends with Lexy psychologically torturing the kid to get them to leave. Wow. Burn in hell, Eevee.

but don't do that to get the kid to leave, jfc. Does the Flora world not have police or security guards? holy shit that's fucked


This whole game is a massive mess and further dives into how much of a shitty person both Glip and 'Vee are

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

It's a shame that this game is probably only going to be played by us and furries looking to whack off. This is everything wrong with Eevee's attitude towards minors in one package, and somehow he's been allowed to express all of this openly without getting kicked out of indie game Twitter.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

lol @ when we called Eevee a attack dog for GP

Damn I was bracing for Eevee to call the kid a IMMORAL CRETIN, failed to deliver on that though

 

[MRfive]

EDIT EDIT: Aaand it ends with Lexy psychologically torturing the kid to get them to leave. Wow. Burn in hell, Eevee.

i think theres like 5 or 6 ways to get krypto out of there besides lexy talking to them; ive found like 4 so far, 2 of them are mean-ish and 2 of them are nice imo??
i have no idea whats going on in this game im just trying to figure it out

so the game tends to crash if you pick the middle option in regards to xenon when asking about the thing they want to buy
but only if its not on kitten mode?

apparently you can absorb like 3 people at once and thats where i took a break lol

 

[Dearling Darlest]

'I think I just made your whole shop smell like my cunt'

pro writing

Obviously this line is based on a personal experience because PK has poor hygiene and doesn't know how to wash her smelly junk.

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It should have been titled Those Damn Minors. Also "accidentally learn lore, maybe."
PK, in the past: I don't hide lore in porn to make minors look at it how dare you accuse me of the truth!?

This game encapsulates these two fools so perfectly.

 

[Frogasm]

In the end Eevee defeats the kid with LOGIC and FACTS (and a lecture on all the ways minors can bypass restrictions placed by adults) and oh my fucking god the kid breaking into adult-only spaces

wow. that dialogue is 100% about kids "infiltrating" private adult chatrooms and how it's all their fault when they get hurt and the adults involved are the victims.

what a couple of goons glip and eevee are. they never. fucking. learn.

it's totally crazy i can hardly wrap my head around it

if you can't keep kids out of your sex shop, you don't open the sex shop. full fucking stop
despite being childish as hell eevee and glip don't understand shit about kids. yes they want to be in adult spaces--they're fucking dumb and think they are basically adults because they have no life perspective. kids are an occupational hazard of anyone dealing in any adult business.

you run a bar? you recognize that kids are a hazard to your business. it doesn't matter what they do to try to get past you. you have to catch it. because you are an adult and you must protect them. You run a tobacco shop? same thing. you run a sex shop? you stop them.

if you can't keep them out you can't keep them safe. if you can't keep them safe, you're a detriment to their health and eevee admitting that it's hard to keep kids out is just him admitting that he is a hazard

 

[jupiter dune]

Maybe, just maybe, if there's controversy around you involving minors in porn... don't make a porn game that has a minor in it who has several different ways to get them out of the shop. Don't make a porn game that has a strong focus on a minor.

If someone is playing a porn game, most likely they're looking to jack off, not to get some Deep Lorez Guyz about floraverse. Just the fact that a kid pops up in a porn game is skeevy as fuck.

I definitely won't be playing that, yeesh. What a bunch of self righteous bullshit. It's like when you're in the shower thinking of how you totally could have owned that person earlier, but this shower is like 5 years too late.

Stop putting minors in porn games.

edit: Neon can look at a big devil dick as a kid tho, clearly that's ok though.

 

[Questionable Sandwich]

that's my thing too. there's 0 reason to make a porn game where a giant part of the plot is about a minor and their relationship with adult content.

like it doesn't matter if there's 'alternate routes' to get rid of them they shouldn't be there in the story.

editing to say that when they hear people complaining about this shit they're gonna whine about being misunderstood or stuff being out of context because of course they fucking will, but fucking christ no one made you tell this story. you chose to do it this way and you made it this way on purpose. and you thought that was a fucking good thing. how high is your head in your ass- actually fuck I just remembered Eevee is super into anal vore, nvm