Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[saladimitate]

Jerry Peet's creepy "real voice"

Jerry claimed in his latest video that this was his real speaking voice... and it's terrifying.

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I said a while ago that people wouldn't be able to take Jerry's "girl voice" seriously and guess what, I was right.

Is that actually something he said? Jesus Christ on a fiddlestick, that shit's terrifying to listen to!

 

[Poiseon]

mfw Jerry's fans are still harassing Sarah
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oof Jerry, how are you gonna respond to this harassment? Wanna drag them into discord and yell at them?

mfw Bad Media Criticism is nowhere near Sarah's most disliked video, even after all of this

lmao Jerry you're the last person who should be talking about people who don't practice what they preach, sit the fuck down

Now, moving away from that, I wanna talk about this a bit and mention something I think is really fucking funny, you guys will get a kick out of this

I decided to lightly google whether or not the rules for changing your name after marriage in Canada mirror those of the US, that is, whether it's free for marriage, and guess what?

It is.

Jerry prematurely paid $150 to change his last name while he could have waited and done it for free upon getting officially married, with a process that was completely reversible (aka he could have taken it off for free as well).

Well done, you dumb shit.

Meh, seems to me he got it changed so quickly to distance himself from the baggage he's permanently attached to his surname. But this is Jerry we're talking about...

 

[saladimitate]

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, Is all this anger against Lizzie over…

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Actually... Weren't we the ones saying that Lizzy WAS being disrespectful with the way she treated Jerry sometimes? And didn't Jerry go to hell and back to defend that kind of shit?

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, Is all this anger against Lizzie over…

archived 21 Mar 2019 04:37:11 UTC

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Actually... Weren't we the ones saying that Lizzy WAS being disrespectful with the way she treated Jerry sometimes? And didn't Jerry go to hell and back to defend that kind of shit?

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So perhaps Lizzy was aware of Jerry being a dick from the start?

 

[That Dumb Derp]

Actually... Weren't we the ones saying that Lizzy WAS being disrespectful with the way she treated Jerry sometimes? And didn't Jerry go to hell and back to defend that kind of shit?

This might be giving Lily too much credit, but I feel like she knew something would happen and cause them to break up, so she allowed these depreciating jokes to happen so she can call Lizzy an abuser when they split.

Again, that feels like I'm giving her too much credit, but it really rubs me that way...

 

[The Iconoclast]

So perhaps Lizzy was aware of Jerry being a dick from the start?

Considering one of Jerry's selling points was and still is how much of a royal asshat he can be to other people...

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

Considering one of Jerry's selling points was and still is how much of a royal asshat he can be to other people...

So why would Lizzy, who probably knew that Lily was a complete dick, want to date and get engaged to Lily in the first place?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

So why would Lizzy, who probably knew that Lily was a complete dick, want to date and get engaged to Lily in the first place?

A real mystery, it's likely that whatever version of events Lily feeds her Stans is bullshit. Lizzy apparently said some shit that she refused to apologize for, so they severed, but at the same time Lizzy was kind of a Dom to Lily, so it's possible she overstepped her bounds, insult wise, or just didn't give a shit. Either way Lily's as petty as ever.

 

[The Iconoclast]

So why would Lizzy, who probably knew that Lily was a complete dick, want to date and get engaged to Lily in the first place?

Same reason why people like him, it’s edgy and cool to like people who are dicks to people who aren’t them

 

[Poiseon]

A real mystery, it's likely that whatever version of events Lily feeds her Stans is bullshit. Lizzy apparently said some shit that she refused to apologize for, so they severed, but at the same time Lizzy was kind of a Dom to Lily, so it's possible she overstepped her bounds, insult wise, or just didn't give a shit. Either way Lily's as petty as ever.

I've said it before. Lizzy either looked into Stockholm and Jerry's other stories and seriously questioned him on it, or she saw how he was milking the rape claim for attention and even gifts, and Lizzy confronted him. Lizzy is as exceptional as Jerry, but she doesn't strike me as malicious. Just really stupid and arrogant, like most millennial SJWs.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

well from Lily's telling (for what it's worth) apparently Lizzy started as a fan, then made fanart for them, they became friends, and it went from there. I say that too mean, it was probably a boiling frog scenario. as I surmised a few pages back, it's probably entirely likely Lizzy never came to the conclusion Lily was a bad influence in their life until a therapist weighed in.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

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"I'm a better content creator than people I used to worship because I'm barely making money and constantly complaining about how poor I am while they get paid sponsorships!"

...I'm sorry, what? Jerry, usually I'm good on picking at your autism but this time you lost me.

EDIT: Also, mayhaps you should look into that Dollar Shave Club sponsorship/membership Jerry, maybe finally shave that five'o clock shadow on your face you fucking hack.

 

[The Iconoclast]

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"I'm a better content creator than people I used to worship because I'm barely making money and constantly complaining about how poor I am while they get paid sponsorships!"

...I'm sorry, what? Jerry, usually I'm good on picking at your autism but this time you lost me.

EDIT: Also, mayhaps you should look into that Dollar Shave Club sponsorship/membership Jerry, maybe finally shave that five'o clock shadow on your face you fucking hack.

Yes Jerry the fact that Hbomb and Lindsay have paid sponsorships accompanying their usual content means they're down in the gutter

I don't like hbomb or Lindsay all that much either, but Jerry has this really autistic propensity for saying or doing dumb shit that would usually make me defend people I normally wouldn't defend

 

[Poiseon]

Yes Jerry the fact that Hbomb and Lindsay have paid sponsorships accompanying their usual content means they're down in the gutter

I don't like hbomb or Lindsay all that much either, but Jerry has this really autistic propensity for saying or doing dumb shit that would usually make me defend people I normally wouldn't defend

All three of them are massive re-tards. Jerry being Jerry, Lindsey Elis and her misavnetures. (Getting arrested.) And then old HBomberguy. I wonder what Jerry would think of HBomb is he knew that the limey used to hang around with Mister Metokur. Always been curious to me.

 

[saladimitate]

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"I'm a better content creator than people I used to worship because I'm barely making money and constantly complaining about how poor I am while they get paid sponsorships!"

...I'm sorry, what? Jerry, usually I'm good on picking at your autism but this time you lost me.

EDIT: Also, mayhaps you should look into that Dollar Shave Club sponsorship/membership Jerry, maybe finally shave that five'o clock shadow on your face you fucking hack.

I might be a total idiot, but shouldn't people sponsoring you, mean that they actually trust you to put their product in a good light? I don't blame any kind of sponsor for not even looking into the direction of Jerry.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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"I'm a better content creator than people I used to worship because I'm barely making money and constantly complaining about how poor I am while they get paid sponsorships!"

...I'm sorry, what? Jerry, usually I'm good on picking at your autism but this time you lost me.

EDIT: Also, mayhaps you should look into that Dollar Shave Club sponsorship/membership Jerry, maybe finally shave that five'o clock shadow on your face you fucking hack.

Lily: No I'm better than you times infinity plus a thousand!

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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"I'm a better content creator than people I used to worship because I'm barely making money and constantly complaining about how poor I am while they get paid sponsorships!"

...I'm sorry, what? Jerry, usually I'm good on picking at your autism but this time you lost me.

EDIT: Also, mayhaps you should look into that Dollar Shave Club sponsorship/membership Jerry, maybe finally shave that five'o clock shadow on your face you fucking hack.

Wasn't she sucking HBomber Guys dick at some point or did I halucinate that shit? or was that just her ripping off his "x is garbage and here's why" thing? or is there even a difference

 

[The Iconoclast]

Wasn't she sucking HBomber Guys dick at some point or did I halucinate that shit? or was that just her ripping off his "x is garbage and here's why" thing? or is there even a difference

Why yes, he was!

As a matter of fact he was just recently, when he was told someone was going to do a commentary video on him and hbomb, and Jerry expressed faux-elation that he was being "put in the same boat as Hbomberguy", probably to egg on the dude making the commentary

I hope Jerry hasn't started to hate hbomb because he takes sponsorships, but I wouldn't hold my tongue from someone who hates an entire series of JRPGs because the cutscenes at the beginning are a little too long

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

hates an entire series of JRPGs because the cutscenes at are a little too long

But Jerry, I thought you loved Kingdom Hearts?

 

[Poiseon]

Alright, folks, I've had this idea for a while now. Let's do a Jerry themed contest. Art, memes, Photoshop, video, etc. Whichever participant gets the most like wins. And no, don't send anything to Jerry, for fucks sake.

Anybody down?