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I wonder who bonded her out. No one around her has any money.
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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I wonder who bonded her out. No one around her has any money.
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She talks so much shit about her mother, but I can almost grantee that's who got her out.
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If people had to be smart to reproduce, the human race would never have got off the ground.
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The important thing to remember about Sammie Dearest is that her world does not obey normal timelines, she exists in so many dimensions her offspring and baby daddies are hard to keep track of.
Plus 22 ... eh, there are several early 20's single mothers that call into my work who have 4+ children by that age, fertile benefit queens who love to boast about how much they love their children whilst taking selfies, shagging whichever bloke looks their way, and ignoring said children. Not uncommon, sadly.
Plus 22 ... eh, there are several early 20's single mothers that call into my work who have 4+ children by that age, fertile benefit queens who love to boast about how much they love their children whilst taking selfies, shagging whichever bloke looks their way, and ignoring said children. Not uncommon, sadly.
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If she started in her teens, it's not out of the question. A few friends of mine have multiple children now and they're in their mid 20s. One had 3 by 21. But she also got knocked up in like 10th or 11th grade, had her second right out of high school, and her third a couple years later. And that's one of several women I know with multiple kids in their early/mid 20s.
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....and she bores people to death by showing them photos of each one. Well, stolen ones.
I have a little story about something similar.
SWIM was a physioterrorist and she had a chav (UK version of Sammie) who came in for treatment bringing three ankle-biters, at whom she kept shrieking "DARREN!!! STOP VAT! PUT VAT DAHN! I'LL FUCKIN 'AVE YOU!" as they dismantled the hospital bay and all its equipment.
SWIM wondered why Darren kept getting yelled at when all three appeared to be equally rude, destructive and sticky. So this conversation ensued:-
SWIM: Nice boys (nose grew five feet.) What are their names?
Chavetta: Darren*
SWIM: ...? What are the other two called?
Chav: I already said, innit. Darren!
SWIM: .........?...??.?????? Er.....?
Chav: They're all called Darren. I like the name.
SWIM: But how do you tell them apart?
Chav: I use their surnames
Because three kids OBviously equals three different daddies.
*This is before the crazy name phenomenon, this was its equivalent back then. Nowadays each Darren would be D'Kayden Hayden Jaden RandomObject Surname.
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Markiston is the definitive nigger name.
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Yeah, it really is. What is it with people (particularly black people) giving their children nigga names? You're just asking for them to never be able to get a proper job.
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Every time I read a name like Lavondrious I automatically assume they're pretty criminals.
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JoQita (pronounced "Yo-Keeta"), Amiracle, LaQuanya, ShaCorey, Demethrus, Shiajiuh (shy-Asia) and my personal favorite, IAdor'Her, are all real people I've encountered. How the hell any of their mothers came up with these names will forever be a mystery.
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I have the motherlode. I saw one of those talk-show clips of BabyDaddy Bingo, and our heroine was called.....Latrina.
Her sisters are presumably Lavatoria and Toiletta?
(My second contribution is Teea-Wana - Tijuana in phonetic-speak.)
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There were like 5 girls in my middle school named after countries, Asia was the most common but one was named Kenya. At least they were spelled correctly, but apparently some kid in high school was named Orangejuice.
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If Sammie was ever running low on baby names and/or baby daddies, she could take a spin through ADC's Inmate Locator and hit a goldmine.
Edit: Here's a search that only includes black men under 35 with pictures. It's probably a good thing Hammie doesn't know how to use the internet.
Edit 2.0: Oh look, first page of results got a straight up Faux-G Rollin' 20s Crip Straight Outta Arkompton homie named Deltori with a release date in October 2019. He sounds perfect! ...although Sam would have to forget about her supposed Blood allegiances and do some set tripping.
Edit: Here's a search that only includes black men under 35 with pictures. It's probably a good thing Hammie doesn't know how to use the internet.
Edit 2.0: Oh look, first page of results got a straight up Faux-G Rollin' 20s Crip Straight Outta Arkompton homie named Deltori with a release date in October 2019. He sounds perfect! ...although Sam would have to forget about her supposed Blood allegiances and do some set tripping.
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I think a lot of niggo naming trends go through phases. Right now, it seems as if "Ja", "Da", and "De" prefixes seem to be quite popular. Just turn on any NFL game; we have JaMarcus, DaMarcus, DeShawn, DeAndre, Jameis, Jawan, Jamal, and many other iterations.
Several years ago, I read the book "Freakonomics", which contained a chapter on urban naming. The book was pretty well researched, so I highly doubt that the author made any of these up:
- Amcher: The story behind this was that the kid was born at Albany Medical Center Hospital Emergency Room and, when his mother saw the acronym, she liked it. (Which, of course, implies that she hadn't even thought about naming him until it was time to squirt him out.)
- Twins named OrangeJello (prounounced a-ron-gelo) and LemonJello (pronounced la-mon-gelo)
- A girl whose name was pronounced shuh-thee-id (and spelled, of course, Shithead)
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Oh my god. Though to be fair on #1, a friend of mine in middle school mentioned that a relative of hers was stuck in the hospital for a few extra days after having a kid cuz they didn't know what to name them. I don't know how true this is; like, you had months to plan for this.
I don't actually hate the PRONUNCIATION of a-ron-gelo/la-mo-gelo but spelling it that way basically guarantees your kid will never have a normal life.
Shithead? How did they even get that one approved? Isn't there a list of banned names?
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Omg our girl had someone take her picture and it's been put online, I bet in her mind this makes her a super model.
Really though I wonder what she tried shoplifting. She says it was for food but we all know it was probably clothes or something else unrelated to survival.
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Definitely not food. Probably clothes from a department store, seems just the right white trashy/Mudshark thing to do.
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I hate to tell you, but she got knocked up and there are about 73 potential daddies in today's episode of Wheel of Misfortune; Paternity Edition.
So I guess that makes you a Grandma? Awwww, bless.
(Class wrestler tho.
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