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I'll never get over the twins Faux (pronounced Fox) and fancy.
Have a relative who works in l&d. One lady named the baby after the doctor, who let's just say was named Curry
Literally
first name:doctor
middle name: curry
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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I'll never get over the twins Faux (pronounced Fox) and fancy.
Have a relative who works in l&d. One lady named the baby after the doctor, who let's just say was named Curry
Literally
first name:doctor
middle name: curry
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I will never forget and always stan ABCDE.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/tran...-southwest-gate-agent-airline-has-apologized/
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Anyone up for a game? I say we try to find Sammie her next future husband/ babydaddy...
You know what's funny? We really know so little about Sammie and her outside interests (well, other than hookin' up with niggos and makin' babies) that I couldn't even guess what it is she would have stolen. It's not like she's into video games or Pokemon cards (like OPL) and I highly doubt she reads (hell, even Amy Slaton stole a book) so I'm going to guess it was either clothes or a new phone.
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Ha! I was actually going to suggest that this morning, but since I'm a newb I'm still trying to tread lightly around here and shit.
But there should be some guidelines so we don't just clog up the thread with a bunch of boring-ass niggas.
Say... look for the most ridiculous names, the stupidest crimes, the dumbest tattoos, the most hilarious mug shots, and the best rules violations committed inside (note that Deltori has a bunch of 'em for "Sexual Activity"; meaning he's gay for the stay).
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Is bond proportional to the value of what you stole? Like, I can't see her having a thousand dollar bond for stealing a book or food. I CAN, however, see that for stealing the newest iPhone.
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- Mar 9, 2015
Not always, and depends on a lot of things, and county/area/parish etc. Sometimes, it's based on income, repeat offenses what was taken (stealing 100 dollars at the food store vs a 6 pack or video game).
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Ehhhh...kind of-not really. Bond is set based on the following:
(c) In setting the amount of bail the judicial officer should take into account all facts relevant to the risk of wilful nonappearance including:
(i) the length and character of the defendant's residence in the community;
(ii) his employment status, history and financial condition;
(iii) his family ties and relationship;
(iv) his reputation, character and mental condition;
(v) his past history of response to legal process;
(vi) his prior criminal record;
(vii) the identity of responsible members of the community who vouch for the defendant's reliability;
(viii) the nature of the current charge, the apparent probability of conviction and the likely sentence, in so far as these factors are relevant to the risk of nonappearance; and
(ix) any other factors indicating the defendant's roots in the community.
So Sammie's bond might have been set higher for a shitty little crime simply because she's a repeat offender who doesn't give a fuck about anything.
Also her mom only had to pony up 10% to bail her out right now. But if Sammie doesn't show up for court then she's out the whole bond amount
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There is a veritable crap-ton of factors that go into determining bail - severity of the crime, being a repeat offender, ability to pay, likelihood of fleeing, likelihood of committing another crime, and so on. I've never heard of the value of the theft being one but that's not to say it couldn't be.
Remember -- bail isn't a penalty; its purpose is to guarantee your presence in court during the judicial process.
Edit: Ninja'd (and better documented, too) by ODB.
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ODB can't commit welfare fraud without knowing policy, nuh.
- Stavareous A. Bowen, AKA Sammy Hammy Bowen (matching names UwU !!). No tattoos, no rules violations, but he's in for 2nd degree sexual assault. But something tells me Sammie likes it rough.
- Ynohtna Carrol. Down for two counts of robbery, so he and Sammie have that in common. Many tattoos, but the one that stands out is FAMILY FIRST, which is hilarious, considering bachelor #3.
- Ynohtna Carrol Jr., born 5 months prior to the Yhotna Carrol above. Something tells me that Ynhotna Sr. doesn't really think much of FAMILY FIRST. Also note that "Ynohtna" is "Anthony" spelled backwards.
- Stacy Q. Cox, AKA Stacy Quantrell Cox AKA Bank Roll Cox. Two counts of aggravated robbery, one of theft of property, one of kidnapping. Could he and Sammie have two hearts that beat as one?
- Decorian Jermaine Crittenden. Tattoos indicate he is a CERTIFIED TRAPPA, a TRAPBOY, and a BONA FIDE HUSTLA, but he mostly seems to be down for "Criminal Mischief" and then his dumb ass got 6 years added to his sentence for assaulting a correctional employee. When are inmates ever gonna learn that shit never gets you anywhere? Also his rules violations indicate he's shitty to staff in general and he's gay for the stay.
- Saquwan Van Culbreath. Tattoo seems to be his own surname mispelled. Also he's a sex offender (and he looks like one). If he makes it through prison without being shanked, he might make a handy excuse for why none of Sammie's imaginary (or real) kids get to live with her!
- Quentavious Marquez Fisher. I just think he looks like fun.
- Sonya L. Hopkins. Theft and firearms posessession. Mostly I included him because his mugshot looks like he's saying SONYA? I WISH A NIGGA WOULD.
- Taijuan James. Down for robbery and theft. Apparently he's just getting into self-harm like a teenage girl. Probably because his moms named him Taiwan.
- TyParis Rome Johnson. Theft by receipt and fleeing with an additional detainer for Murder One. Tattoos include "Forgiven for all mistakes" and "Long live a Cyncere". Ain't nobody gonna forgive you for that dumbass tattoo tho.
- Johnnifer Jones Jr. I dunno about your dad choosing to pass on his weird-ass enby name. Tattoos include "Only God can judge me". Sorry homes, we're gonna judge you too. And so did the judge, who gave you 36 months for fleeing and 18 months for possession of meth. Priors include fleeing (what a little bitch), battery 2, and terroristic threats. Sammie likes drugs and bad boys!
- Pleaze Laster. Child porn. And he looks like it too.
- Cassanova Ivory Lollis. Aggravated robbery. Another wannabe trap lord. Tattoos include "TRAPEN AIN'T EASY" and "BALL TILL YOU FALL". He ain't ivory, but he ain't ugly either.
- Torger Jerome McRae. Firearms and meth possession. Tattoos include "All is 1 1 is all" and "QUEEN CITY". Mostly I included him because I wanna know how this nigga ended up with an OG Norwegian name like Torger.
- Rufus Poindexter. Here's a Blood for Sammie. Theft, robbery, fleeing, and attempted capital murder. And he looks like he'd straight up dust you if you called him Poindexter.
- Ubangi Z. Robinson. Aggravated robbery. If his tattoos are anything to be believed, he really loves the Lord. I guess no one told him about the 7th Commandment.
- Khairy H. Smith. Theft. Drug priors. Looks kinda like OJ Simpson. Best part is tattoo that says "DUMAS"; should it have read "DUMBASS"?
- Anfernee Wells. Murder 1. Tattoos include "THOU SHALL NOT HATE". Whatever happened to "THOU SHALL NOT MURDER?"
- Demetric I. Williams. Finally, another Blood for Sammie. He's got at least six tattoos claiming the Highland Park Pirus, which is amusing for a nigga up in Arkansas. He's down for firearms and drug possession, as well as robbery. Perfect for our Sammie!
- Ynohtna Carrol. Down for two counts of robbery, so he and Sammie have that in common. Many tattoos, but the one that stands out is FAMILY FIRST, which is hilarious, considering bachelor #3.
- Ynohtna Carrol Jr., born 5 months prior to the Yhotna Carrol above. Something tells me that Ynhotna Sr. doesn't really think much of FAMILY FIRST. Also note that "Ynohtna" is "Anthony" spelled backwards.
- Stacy Q. Cox, AKA Stacy Quantrell Cox AKA Bank Roll Cox. Two counts of aggravated robbery, one of theft of property, one of kidnapping. Could he and Sammie have two hearts that beat as one?
- Decorian Jermaine Crittenden. Tattoos indicate he is a CERTIFIED TRAPPA, a TRAPBOY, and a BONA FIDE HUSTLA, but he mostly seems to be down for "Criminal Mischief" and then his dumb ass got 6 years added to his sentence for assaulting a correctional employee. When are inmates ever gonna learn that shit never gets you anywhere? Also his rules violations indicate he's shitty to staff in general and he's gay for the stay.
- Saquwan Van Culbreath. Tattoo seems to be his own surname mispelled. Also he's a sex offender (and he looks like one). If he makes it through prison without being shanked, he might make a handy excuse for why none of Sammie's imaginary (or real) kids get to live with her!
- Quentavious Marquez Fisher. I just think he looks like fun.
- Sonya L. Hopkins. Theft and firearms posessession. Mostly I included him because his mugshot looks like he's saying SONYA? I WISH A NIGGA WOULD.
- Taijuan James. Down for robbery and theft. Apparently he's just getting into self-harm like a teenage girl. Probably because his moms named him Taiwan.
- TyParis Rome Johnson. Theft by receipt and fleeing with an additional detainer for Murder One. Tattoos include "Forgiven for all mistakes" and "Long live a Cyncere". Ain't nobody gonna forgive you for that dumbass tattoo tho.
- Johnnifer Jones Jr. I dunno about your dad choosing to pass on his weird-ass enby name. Tattoos include "Only God can judge me". Sorry homes, we're gonna judge you too. And so did the judge, who gave you 36 months for fleeing and 18 months for possession of meth. Priors include fleeing (what a little bitch), battery 2, and terroristic threats. Sammie likes drugs and bad boys!
- Pleaze Laster. Child porn. And he looks like it too.
- Cassanova Ivory Lollis. Aggravated robbery. Another wannabe trap lord. Tattoos include "TRAPEN AIN'T EASY" and "BALL TILL YOU FALL". He ain't ivory, but he ain't ugly either.
- Torger Jerome McRae. Firearms and meth possession. Tattoos include "All is 1 1 is all" and "QUEEN CITY". Mostly I included him because I wanna know how this nigga ended up with an OG Norwegian name like Torger.
- Rufus Poindexter. Here's a Blood for Sammie. Theft, robbery, fleeing, and attempted capital murder. And he looks like he'd straight up dust you if you called him Poindexter.
- Ubangi Z. Robinson. Aggravated robbery. If his tattoos are anything to be believed, he really loves the Lord. I guess no one told him about the 7th Commandment.
- Khairy H. Smith. Theft. Drug priors. Looks kinda like OJ Simpson. Best part is tattoo that says "DUMAS"; should it have read "DUMBASS"?
- Anfernee Wells. Murder 1. Tattoos include "THOU SHALL NOT HATE". Whatever happened to "THOU SHALL NOT MURDER?"
- Demetric I. Williams. Finally, another Blood for Sammie. He's got at least six tattoos claiming the Highland Park Pirus, which is amusing for a nigga up in Arkansas. He's down for firearms and drug possession, as well as robbery. Perfect for our Sammie!
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- Jul 10, 2017
I vote Quentavious, he looks like someone you’d have a round with.
These are better than Mormon baby name chalkboards! Although little baby “Nayvee” is still up there, along with the white couple who named their daughter Princess Diamond.
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Chickenpox
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Ynohtna for real? How do you even pronaunce it?
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It’s what happens when my friends let me create a character.
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But she's already had a babby with L'il
Weezy Wayne. Brings a tear to the eye, dunnit. Awwww.
Incidentally, I'm spectacularly shit at reading scans of babies, but Sammie's latest imaginary offspring appears to have a fist growing out of its head. Did she break into SupaVillain Industries Inc and steal a dodgy genome?
wateryketchup
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I feel like I'm having a stroke reading those names
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I haven't had a chance to take my own look at the ADC website yet but, so far, I am liking this guy. Anyone who is unable to spell his own last name seems like he's got a good shot at being Sammie's soul mate.
Bonus point: Sammie van Culbreath makes her sound as if she's part of the hoity-toity country club set, doesn't it?
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I was thinking Yuh-not-nuh, but that could work too. And until I saw it I thought Nevaeh was the worst backwards name ever.
Nobody has any comments on "Anfernee"? Because that one made me die a little inside.
Also I'd take Quentavious if he wasn't young enough to be my son. And also a crazy fool.
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Okay, I've known one Anfernee in my entire life. He was a terrible person and honestly, the name sounds like Anthony but with a lisp or something so I hate the name anyway.
Laquifa
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A quick google of this Anfernee shows he also appears to have raped two 8 and 11-year-old girls, so being a terrible person seems to be a common theme with Anfernees. I googled every dude on the list above, and half of them throw up results for another criminal who's approximately 20 years older than the future Mr Bushart in question. It'd be nice for Sammie to find a guy who's carrying on the family business. The man I'm assuming is the OG Ynohtna has a fantastic head of hair.