Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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A quick google of this Anfernee shows he also appears to have raped two 8 and 11-year-old girls, so being a terrible person seems to be a common theme with Anfernees. I googled every dude on the list above, and half of them throw up results for another criminal who's approximately 20 years older than the future Mr Bushart in question. It'd be nice for Sammie to find a guy who's carrying on the family business. The man I'm assuming is the OG Ynohtna has a fantastic head of hair.

Actually, that's a Google glitch. 18-year-old Carlo Love raped the two girls and got 20 years. Anfernee Wells shot a guy in a park after a basketball game and got 40 years; his partner got life.

(Why don't we put away baby rapers for 40 years too? Yeesh.)

Also I apprecilove Ynohtna Sr's dreads.
 
(Why don't we put away baby rapers for 40 years too? Yeesh.)
Because first time offenders get less and also better plea deals. I personally think if someone rapes a kid, let alone two, plea deals should be off the table and if they don't get the death penalty they should get life in prison, where all the inmates will know what they did.

Also, question for everyone: Would Sammie date a convicted pedophile? I know she doesn't see her kids now, but do you think she would take that into consideration at all (knowing that guarantees she won't get to), or do you think she'd do it, then just complain because she doesn't understand why Mama Bushart won't let her new beau meet them?
 
Would Sammie date a convicted pedophile?
As long as he was a niggo and slid her the cock, yes. He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family. Be it through actual ignorance or just willful ignorance, he'd only have to tell her he didn't do that shit, he was innocent, and she'd go with it.

At this point, Mama Bushart isn't even letting Sammie see the kids. Who she's dating/pretending to date is moot.
 
As long as he was a niggo and slid her the cock, yes. He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family. Be it through actual ignorance or just willful ignorance, he'd only have to tell her he didn't do that shit, he was innocent, and she'd go with it.

At this point, Mama Bushart isn't even letting Sammie see the kids. Who she's dating/pretending to date is moot.
I kinda figured the same, but doesn't Sammie sometimes say she wishes she could see them and all that? I think if she weren't so exceptional she'd realize that dating a convicted chomo guarantees she'll never see them again.
 
I nominate Detravious Jamar Atkins.

Amongst his many, he's got a tat spelled wrong - he's a Truely Blessed Dawg apparently. Obviously god was having a day off looking after him, cos he's not that blessed with a four-stretch for theft and firearm possession. Sammie can help him with the wordification of the next one (if he's got any room left.)

Sammie would love him. She could post endless pics of Blods 4 Lyf An Heres My Guuurn Cos Im A CripBlod followed by endless hospital selfies Fel Bad For Me I Got Shot, which, as we find out after several painfully spelt enquiries, will of course be her taking out her own toe cos I Dint No Gurns Shot No Bull Its Ow Ow It Hooorts.
 
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Actually, that's a Google glitch. 18-year-old Carlo Love raped the two girls and got 20 years. Anfernee Wells shot a guy in a park after a basketball game and got 40 years; his partner got life.

(Why don't we put away baby rapers for 40 years too? Yeesh.)

Also I apprecilove Ynohtna Sr's dreads.

Ah that makes sense - I was wondering why it didn't appear on his Tinder profile rap sheet. The link sent me to some 'Win an iPhone!' nonsense so I got the fuck out of there and just read the little search result text. If Sammie was smart enough to navigate that inmate database, I genuinely do think she'd use it to hunt for dick, either real or imagined. I mean, Kai does the whole writing to (gay) prisoners thing, and she's marginally more sensible/safety conscious than Sam.

It always amazes me how much info the US puts online about its prisoners/unidentified bodies. Those databases make for hours of horrifying fun.
 
I kinda figured the same, but doesn't Sammie sometimes say she wishes she could see them and all that? I think if she weren't so exceptional she'd realize that dating a convicted chomo guarantees she'll never see them again.
It is stuff like this I find a mix of horror shame and humor with a touch of relief.

She views her flesh and blood in a passing way. You know that cute girl at the gym? One with permanent resting bitch face but looks killer in leggings? That dude with the funny ties on the bus to work?

That kinda eh i hope we cross paths is how she sees her kids. I can safely say they are better off with out them.

She's not so evil she would whore her kids out but she's dumb as rocks and would invite a molester in her home not the sneaky kind, niggas with charges because well he said he wouldn't so let's go to applebees!
 
I kinda figured the same, but doesn't Sammie sometimes say she wishes she could see them and all that?
She says it, yeah, but I think it's due more to wanting internet asspats ("U mean u cant see ur own kids? Thats soooo unfair! <frowny face>") than it is any motherly instinct. Every time we've seen her with the kids, she's never interacting or playing with them and instead just sets them up as props for more selfies.
 
I kinda figured the same, but doesn't Sammie sometimes say she wishes she could see them and all that? I think if she weren't so exceptional she'd realize that dating a convicted chomo guarantees she'll never see them again.
I think she does... but it's kind of in the way you want to see a family pet once you've moved out and have been out for several years. You still love it, but time and distance have put an emotional gap between you.
 
I think she does... but it's kind of in the way you want to see a family pet once you've moved out and have been out for several years. You still love it, but time and distance have put an emotional gap between you.
It's really sad that she'd think that way about her own children. I don't doubt it, I just think it's sad.
 
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Ah that makes sense - I was wondering why it didn't appear on his Tinder profile rap sheet. The link sent me to some 'Win an iPhone!' nonsense so I got the fuck out of there and just read the little search result text. If Sammie was smart enough to navigate that inmate database, I genuinely do think she'd use it to hunt for dick, either real or imagined. I mean, Kai does the whole writing to (gay) prisoners thing, and she's marginally more sensible/safety conscious than Sam.

It always amazes me how much info the US puts online about its prisoners/unidentified bodies. Those databases make for hours of horrifying fun.
if you're ever bored, the Doe project and then the missing person reports; try to match them up.


also holy fuck her eyes really are miles apart
 
My Sammie-to-English translator must be on the fritz today because I cannot make any sense of this gibberish. In her first post, was she trying to say that Skylar told Sammie that her niggo of the week doesn’t claim the baby?

And, in her last post, is she arguing that someone did something in the beginning that is going to lead to a breakup between her and whatever-the-hell his name is?
 
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