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Teej is the peoples champion!
Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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TJ, you are a good man. Sorry for taking over your first place in this blitzkrieg.
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As you should be. TJ, deep down, just wants the approval of his mother... oh wait.
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noble, if you took half the time you invested in clicking on my post you could have actually done something useful for the first time in my life and sucked my dick
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So what you're saying is that you finish very, very quickly? That's strangely comforting.
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What? You spent hours clicking, you dumb cunt.
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A dumb cunt who, according to the message you left on my profile, you want to make love to? Damn, I must really remind you of Mommy. Okay, here we go: Time for bed, son.
(Also, you said "click on my post," singular, not "posts," plural. At the beginning of this thread you were handling English so much better. We must be getting to you.)
(Also, you said "click on my post," singular, not "posts," plural. At the beginning of this thread you were handling English so much better. We must be getting to you.)
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when are you going to suck my cock you whore
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Mr. @Holden , TJChurch (alias @Cowlick ) is trying very hard to get this thread deleted, but if you keep posting, it will stay up forever, and Mr. Church will not like that.
Also, could you please try putting more ampersands in your writing? You need more of a schtick than just soliciting sexual congress with us.
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He already has one. It's an intense hatred of women.
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Yes and no. His hatred of women leads him to see rape against women who have had premarital sex as not a crime and he was willing to sleep with his own mother because he was "desperate" for sex.
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I think it was less his intense hatred for women - lots of loveshys and related spergs have that - than the way he expressed it, and the fact that, on apparently separate occasions, he (a) solicited sex from his mother and (b) beat up his parents, calling them "murderers" for not helping him get a girlfriend. Apparently his criminal record includes wasting police time for that last bit. He actually reported not helping him get a girlfriend as "child abuse."
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guys. stop. this thread's about tijjy.
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I know someone who did that. He called the cops because his mother wouldn't let him sleep overnight at some girl's house. Emphasis on "girl" and not "woman".
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We're trying to let Father Polonius feel better about himself. He may have lost his crown, but at least he's not as repulsive as his usurper.
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Indeed. And he doesn't have even one manservant, much less Ulrik-quality.
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