🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Saint Regret]

Here's a tale from old internet podcasts and what happens to the rotating guests system. It is always the final life breath of a collapse, I point to all of my fellow le oldfags to the original Drunken Peasants podcast when TJ Kirk and his brother filled in a few times a week compared to being the usual dedicated host,. Yes, well it sill exists it is essentially a dead end with a handful of pay pigs that have a new autistic co chair from the small fan community. TJ Kirk left the show, and thus the fans. The same will happen to gunt when every week you have a different discord faggot making ice cold takes on the news of the week. Because of the inconsistency bewildering the fans and Ralph himself, the show will be much shorter (An hour per show) and will probably focus on only headlines to keep the show short and not have the retard circus of rotating guests run the show even further into the ground.

What will happen? The focus of the OG killstream was a shoot off of the site and I suspect it will return to that. Ralph will have low fan interaction and thus, no berries. And for the site? another backwater. He will not be able to pay off either house of his and Andy will not stay for long if he's off traveling. But will the show end? I do not know, the man is too stubborn.

 

[Accoutrement]

Here's a tale from old internet podcasts and what happens to the rotating guests system. It is always the final life breath of a collapse,

Well stated. I didn't even think of that. It's like the desperation move. I never watched the Drunken peasants, which was related to the rest of your post, so I omitted it in the quote. They could easily just take a month off, and let the Patrons know they will be back, but they need to restructure the show and figure out a path forward. Instead Ralph is making excuses and trying to patch the sinking ship while trying to abandon it. He's not making anything close to what he was in superchats on Memology's channel, and that's hurting his bottom line.

Why he can't just get a trailer in the country and use crap internet (he doesn't need to stream at high quality) is beyond me. If Ralph wants to continue to do this he needs to find a new home, and that very well may be taking a co-hosting seat to someone more responsible that can maintain a channel on YouTube. Ralph can be the Artie Lang to someone's Howard Stern for instance. I doubt his ego will allow for this though.

Somebody Tonight with Ethan Ralph. Nawww HAS to be his horse, or there's no race.

 

[Torm Ax]

I don't get how Ralph can be so cocky and smug about his career going up in flames. I assume he feels he can probably leech of Nora's 6 figure salary when she becomes a nurse in the US.

 

[Degenerated]

Ralph neutering the call in segment really hurt him, too. That's basically where all the big name random guests came from. Dame, darkvee, randbot and so on. Those guys provided a lot of content and were fan favorites. Taking a more cautious route with that part of the show prevented new randos from being found.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

What’s the chances he splits the gofundme with Andy and tries to live off of the 2k before coming back?

 

[Smarty Pants]

I don't get how Ralph can be so cocky and smug about his career going up in flames.

It's a front. He thinks it's a way of saving face, but it doesn't work when everyone has seen the cracks.

What’s the chances he splits the gofundme with Andy and tries to live off of the 2k before coming back?

That's what's going to happen. Andy and Ralph claim that they've paid out of pocket for their vacation to Miami, so the money that they raised will serve as reimbursement.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Here's a tale from old internet podcasts and what happens to the rotating guests system. It is always the final life breath of a collapse, I point to all of my fellow le oldfags to the original Drunken Peasants podcast when TJ Kirk and his brother filled in a few times a week compared to being the usual dedicated host,. Yes, well it sill exists it is essentially a dead end with a handful of pay pigs that have a new autistic co chair from the small fan community. TJ Kirk left the show, and thus the fans. The same will happen to gunt when every week you have a different discord faggot making ice cold takes on the news of the week. Because of the inconsistency bewildering the fans and Ralph himself, the show will be much shorter (An hour per show) and will probably focus on only headlines to keep the show short and not have the exceptional individual circus of rotating guests run the show even further into the ground.

What will happen? The focus of the OG killstream was a shoot off of the site and I suspect it will return to that. Ralph will have low fan interaction and thus, no berries. And for the site? another backwater. He will not be able to pay off either house of his and Andy will not stay for long if he's off traveling. But will the show end? I do not know, the man is too stubborn.

The main difference is that TJ left for entirely different reasons. For starters he had a mid life crisis and burnt out, from the moment they left Louisiana he was spiraling downwards fighting against his own reflection. But the real nail in the coffin was Ben being a creeper. Ben was causing trouble with TJ and Scottys GF's, and hitting on underage fans via the official DP twitter. In the end they were still delivering consistant shows of the same length and girth they always had. Ralph on the other hand has just been a fat lazy tard and pissed away his easy money. The Peasants also never pretended like no one quit, and while they handled it publically in a proffessional way, you could clearly tell who hated who. Ralph even still with his bullshit screed admits no fault and pretends like Gator and Zidan are just taking a real life break and not fleeing a sinking ship. TJ just broke ties with the offending member and went off to make new content.

In this comparison I would say Ralph would be Ben, riding on the coat tales of others doing stupid shit and pissing everyone off, then just living off the brand name hoping to keep making easy money.

 

[Degenerated]

Failure and Andy are making fat bank off the TTS streams. I bet they give some of that to ralph. They got 500 tonight from just laying in bed trying to ignore the sounds and sleep.

 

[Accoutrement]

I don't get how Ralph can be so cocky and smug about his career going up in flames. I assume he feels he can probably leech of Nora's 6 figure salary when she becomes a nurse in the US.

Nora is, what, 10 years Ralph's junior? She is using him for citizenship. It will never last. I doubt she will be so patient with the violent, alcoholic, felon once she is making good money AND has U.S. citizenship. This is the easiest way for her to become a citizen, and Ralph is buying her tons of shit whenever she visits.

 

[tuscangarder]

Ralph neutering the call in segment really hurt him, too. That's basically where all the big name random guests came from. Dame, darkvee, randbot and so on. Those guys provided a lot of content and were fan favorites. Taking a more cautious route with that part of the show prevented new randos from being found.

Dame is a YouTuber not a caller.

Also all the "gold star" callers were trash.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

It's a front. He thinks it's a way of saving face, but it doesn't work when everyone has seen the cracks.

That's what's going to happen. Andy and Ralph claim that they've paid out of pocket for their vacation to Miami, so the money that they raised will serve as reimbursement.

Jesus Christ Ralph...why is he cutting his dick off to be broke now if he’s planning on paying himself back later for all the money he spent? Sounds like some white nigger bullshit. Reminds me of dudes living in trailers with lifted granny Olds out front

 

[zyclonPD]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

General Sam is great, but Ralph could never do that. He can barely run a live show let alone edit a video every week.

Which speaking of Ralphs laziness and incompetance, anyone else notice that without Zidan and Gator Ralph was only posting the link in SPCC general and on twitter where as Gator always posted it as a pinned anouncement for push notifications? Thats the level of sheer incompitance you are dealing with, he cant even shill his own show properly when others have done the leg work to make it as easy and self explanatory as possible.

 

[Accoutrement]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

Kenshi was mentioned.... Here's my secret crush uwu: SsethTzeentach

General Sam is great, but Ralph could never do that. He can barely run a live show let alone edit a video every week.

Which speaking of Ralphs laziness and incompetance, anyone else notice that without Zidan and Gator Ralph was only posting the link in SPCC general and on twitter where as Gator always posted it as a pinned anouncement for push notifications? Thats the level of sheer incompitance you are dealing with, he cant even shill his own show properly when others have done the leg work to make it as easy and self explanatory as possible.

HEY! Ralph is an IMPORTANT CELEBRITY. He has his OWN news website. He is too good to be advertising his brand; it advertises itself. Cope!

 

[tuscangarder]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

Not really comperable content. Ralf runs a show.

 

[Reactionary Rhetoric]

If he wants to right the ship, I would suggest:

• taking two to four weeks off
• enlisting some new co-hosts; you don't need a new Gator/Zidan, but you do want some consistency and Ralph tends to struggle when its just him; perhaps having each person just do a single night, so they can prepare for it and give the evening a distinctive feel
• get some routine into your life Ralph, you could only work three hours a day [one hour of prep plus a two hour show] which leaves plenty of time for the gym. Getting into a regular sleep pattern and daily schedule would go a long way & I think quite a few of us would actually enjoy a small amount of weight-loss content
• really have a firm vision of what the thrusts of the show will be, its getting very wishy-washy now, maybe write out a mission statement so you understand what your goals are. Note that making money isn't a goal, its a reward.

On a personal note, please never have Andy Warski [the takes are too cold and the antics too dumb] or Nora [I cannot stand a Paki, of all people, opining on how our countries should be ordered] on again - they're really disruptive and rarely add anything of value.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

If he wants to right the ship, I would suggest:

• taking two to four weeks off
• enlisting some new co-hosts; you don't need a new Gator/Zidan, but you do want some consistency and Ralph tends to struggle when its just him; perhaps having each person just do a single night, so they can prepare for it and give the evening a distinctive feel
• get some routine into your life Ralph, you could only work three hours a day [one hour of prep plus a two hour show] which leaves plenty of time for the gym. Getting into a regular sleep pattern and daily schedule would go a long way & I think quite a few of us would actually enjoy a small amount of weight-loss content
• really have a firm vision of what the thrusts of the show will be, its getting very wishy-washy now, maybe write out a mission statement so you understand what your goals are. Note that making money isn't a goal, its a reward.

On a personal note, please never have Andy Warski [the takes are too cold and the antics too dumb] or Nora [I cannot stand a Paki, of all people, opining on how our countries should be ordered] on again - they're really disruptive and rarely add anything of value.

Savage but you’re probably right

 

[Accoutrement]

If he wants to right the ship, I would suggest:

• taking two to four weeks off
• enlisting some new co-hosts; you don't need a new Gator/Zidan, but you do want some consistency and Ralph tends to struggle when its just him; perhaps having each person just do a single night, so they can prepare for it and give the evening a distinctive feel
• get some routine into your life Ralph, you could only work three hours a day [one hour of prep plus a two hour show] which leaves plenty of time for the gym. Getting into a regular sleep pattern and daily schedule would go a long way & I think quite a few of us would actually enjoy a small amount of weight-loss content
• really have a firm vision of what the thrusts of the show will be, its getting very wishy-washy now, maybe write out a mission statement so you understand what your goals are. Note that making money isn't a goal, its a reward.

On a personal note, please never have Andy Warski [the takes are too cold and the antics too dumb] or Nora [I cannot stand a Paki, of all people, opining on how our countries should be ordered] on again - they're really disruptive and rarely add anything of value.

Nora's boring AF and has that trashy London accent.

 

[Reactionary Rhetoric]

Look fellas, I really held back!

 

[Chichan]

Here's an example of what Ralph could be if he was more successful: General Sam
Stumbled onto this channel this week. Is an actual confirmed gamer who does weekly videos. Mixes in 1488 style jokes into video format just enough to not lose monetization. Has a merch store literally called the Shekel Scheme.
streams on Twitch fairly regularly. Has a wife, kids, owns a home etc. This dude is practically a Chad in comparison while still doing the same 1488 jokes.
an Example of a General Sam Video

Gaze upon this and see the realm of possibilities Ralph could have if he wasn't such a sped.

Thank you for the find made me laugh quite a bit now I know who I am gonna replace Ralph with.