DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FallGout]

why is he making phone calls? all he has to do is book a flight and hotel which you can do online.

Re back injury lore: Some people believe his back injury was exaggerated so he could continue getting settlements from the car crash. That's why when he moved out of the state of CT his back was miraculously cured. That is just speculation though. I feel like it's possible he does have an injury based on how he waddles.

He was full of shit on his back "injury" https://youtu.be/P5DBpzrG4Vg?t=301 is pretty much proof (his channel so adblock up) Know someone with an actual herniated disc and if they did that sort of movement (the injury he was claiming he had at the time) they would be on the floor in agony.

He waddles because he's a tubby fucker.

 

[samovski]

He was full of shit on his back "injury" https://youtu.be/P5DBpzrG4Vg?t=301 is pretty much proof (his channel so adblock up) Know someone with an actual herniated disc and if they did that sort of movement (the injury he was claiming he had at the time) they would be on the floor in agony.

He waddles because he's a tubby fucker.

Symptoms of a herniated disk

• Arm or leg pain. If your herniated disk is in your lower back, you'll typically feel the most intense pain in your buttocks, thigh and calf. It may also involve part of the foot. If your herniated disk is in your neck, the pain will typically be most intense in the shoulder and arm. This pain may shoot into your arm or leg when you cough, sneeze or move your spine into certain positions.
• Numbness or tingling. People who have a herniated disk often experience numbness or tingling in the body part served by the affected nerves.
• Weakness. Muscles served by the affected nerves tend to weaken. This may cause you to stumble, or impair your ability to lift or hold items.

Has he ever mentioned any of this other than not being able to lift heavy things? I've never heard him talking about numbness or arm/leg pain when he talks about his bad back. I'm 99% sure the cause of his pain is either psychosomatic or blunt-force laziness. I've known people with bad backs as well, and the pain, if it's constant is terrible. It's not something that turns off conveniently when you want to dance like a mong to make a few pennies.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

 

[ZehnBoat]

I thought that dab emote tweet was a goof, but no. Behold this wonderful emote that you can pay $5 to have and share with all your favorite streamers and online friends.

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"my arms are skinny cause they're super long"

his skin is the same color as the walls

• Arm or leg pain. If your herniated disk is in your lower back, you'll typically feel the most intense pain in your buttocks, thigh and calf.

oh, phil is butthurt alright

 

[Meerkat Ink]

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

How can he be so incompetent? He needs handholding for literally everything. A man in his late 30s.

How did he make it so far in life?

 

[Meech]

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

Has he deleted this already? If so even more confirmation of his KF browsing.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Has he deleted this already? If so even more confirmation of his KF browsing.

It's still there and even more, he needed handholding from the actual Streamlabs developers...

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Has he deleted this already? If so even more confirmation of his KF browsing.

Its in this thread with @stream labs:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1110772740804349952?s=19

 

[BallBuster]

It's still there and even more, he needed handholding from the actual Streamlabs developers...
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Do these companies realize who they are trying to actively help? It really doesn’t paint them in the best light when they try to help someone so scummy.

 

[samovski]

Do these companies realize who they are trying to actively help? It really doesn’t paint them in the best light when they try to help someone so scummy.

They're just doing their job. No matter how scummy he is he's not making people pay/sub to him, granted he is pressuring people to but not forcing them. You can't stop idiots doing idiot things. He's just a dot on the Twitch map, there are worse people streaming/have streamed than him. Say what you like about him, but other than being a cunt, he's pretty harmless.

 

[der rademacher]

Aireaid Lord car accident lore

Edit: this seems to be in 2004 or 05. Phil graduated in 2000. Maybe he has been in two near fatal car accidents?

Well, as we say in Germany "all good things come in threes". So there's hope yet.

What makes it even more fun is that he claimed he was out with Kat to 10 pm, then he tweeted a little and they went to bed...

Well, there is always the possibility that the Oni demanded ogre-sex and he fled to his workspace battered and bruised because of "have to check muh super important twitter messages" to escape her onslaught.

his skin is the same color as the walls

Though the walls smell better, I'd imagine.

How can he be so incompetent? He needs handholding for literally everything. A man in his late 30s.
How did he make it so far in life?

By begging and blaming others for his incompetence.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

his skin is the same color as the walls

oh, phil is butthurt alright

Wow, you're not wrong. Probably just the lighting.

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

That's worse than what Wings did to get banned for a week I believe, and Twitch doesn't really care where offenses like this occur. We'll see though.

 

[Sparkletor]

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

"And if you are afraid of getting harassed or bullied for supporting me, fear not! There is no possible way for anyone to get your information. Except when I, myself, tweet it out to the public. Remember, tips are the best way to help right now."

 

[ZehnBoat]

Wow, you're not wrong. Probably just the lighting.

has to be the lighting
because that looks yellow as fuck
and phil is not asian that is all

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Andy Bernard DSP doesn't lose contests games. He wins them. Or he quits them because they're unfair they fuckin' bullshit, dood, nothing I could do, I did everything right.

 

[VibRibbon]

DSP having issues with Stream labs. Sends a screenshot of his events page.

Didn't even try to censor full governments here.

Also how does he have time to make updates to his stream? It's not his day off. I thought every day was busy busy busy rush rush rush so theres no time to make improvements or change things!

YOU KHAN EVUN TIP ME ANANAMOSLEE, OKAAAAY?

 

[Salubrious]

DSP is literally getting people to tip him to "test" his new donation displays. This might actually be genius.

 

[Meech]

Uuuhhhh bugged Twitch mechanics d00d

 

[Ptolemy]

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Uuuhhhh bugged Twitch mechanics d00d

Tips are down?! This is hurting my business! How am I supposed to keep my house?

 

[EmperorGoutatine]