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I'm just curious who tied those knots. And just how much were they paid to do this? Some local dominatrix?
It was her friend Antares, iirc.

A dominatrix wouldn't be needed to do this, but a "rigger" as they're referred to in the rope community; it's basically someone who enjoys the art of tying people up. There's a lot of overlap with bdsm, though.
 
A dominatrix wouldn't be needed to do this, but a "rigger" as they're referred to in the rope community; it's basically someone who enjoys the art of tying people up. There's a lot of overlap with bdsm, though.

Man, those futos (the leg bindings) are absolute shit, too. The futo is one of the easiest rope bondage bag tricks and they still screwed it up.
 
There are people in the cosplay community that are waiting for her to crash like a fleshy hindenburg.
Sorry, “waiting”? Who are these people who live in a world where posing with bananas between your tits and advertising “X number of live tips = extra titty cum lube shots!” is NOT the definition of “has crashed and burned”?
 
These pre-cosplay photos make me think "Such a wasted life. You destroyed your body for the sake of anonymous Patreon bucks?"
She decided to rebrand herself as increasingly "thicc" girl as she became more and more morbidly obese. She wasn't AS fat when she started doing the Zero Suit Samus cosplay.
The laziness and gluttony came first, then she realized she could still do shitty obese cosplays and keep the paypigs, so there was no motivation at all for her to lose weight. Except some retarded shit about going to the gym "for Broly" that lasted a week.
 
Calling it right now: she's going to cry on her story because she can't find any clothing to fit her outside of Ryogoku [the Sumo Village]. Or she will rip a shirt while trying it on and get store banned.
Japanese stores don't even stock XL sizes, and she would likely need a 2-3XL. Some don't even stock large. Customers who need larger sizes have to special order them in from whatever clothing company. Their clothing sizes tend to run small compared to what Americans are used to. They don't have the deathfat problem as bad over there. People are shorter and thinner on average. It's impossible for her to even try on clothing.
 
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sings

With a waddling walk and a terrible smell
She pulls the money from neckbeards down
Helpless people having their luncheon
Scream inside while she takes pics of them
Oohhhh They say shes gotta go
Go Go Moozilla. Yeah
Ooohhhh there goes Tokyo
moo moo Moozilla!
She picks up a fandom and she throws it back down
as she stinks up Pachinko at the center of town
Moozilla!
History proves again and again that she shoops that shit
til she appears to be thin.
Oooh she levels Tokyo
Go Go Moozilla!
Ooohhh a hotdog water smellin hoe
Go home Moozilla!
 
What's the point of writing in Japanese if you're not fluent in it and had to translate it and none of your fans will understand it unless they also translate?
 
She's dressed like she's at an anime con kek

Nice dance moves:
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She also eats with food hanging out of her mouth. I'm sure the Japanese will appreciate it and find it very kawai-ee.
 
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Also she woke up next to some Asian guy?

What‘s up with that?

???

I know it's common knowledge she does it on the reg, but for fuck's sake, who goes to bed with that much fucking mascara on?

Christ, what a disaster. Wrong way to pull off the "tee hee, I just roll out of bed like this!" chestnut.
 
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