🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

Niggernerd · Mar 27, 2019

Smarty Pants said:
From the TRR comment section:
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The soccer mom will never forget that Ralph liked that Jim tweet.

LMAO she's taking out the claws already on her little walphy

donjulio · Mar 27, 2019

I'd like to see someone run a competing stream and steal what few viewers he has left. Could be fun. Even better if it is someone he knows.

Edit: Someone more watchable than Cog. I can't listen to Zoom drone on for longer than 5 minutes. Please no.

Marco Fucko · Mar 27, 2019

donjulio said:
I'd like to see someone run a competing stream and steal what few viewers he has left. Could be fun. Even better if it is someone he knows.

Doesn't Zoom kind of do that?

Niggernerd · Mar 27, 2019

donjulio said:
I'd like to see someone run a competing stream and steal what few viewers he has left. Could be fun. Even better if it is someone he knows.

zooms already done that

zyclonPD · Mar 27, 2019

@tuscangarder You wanted a killstream replacement. Here's the closest thing I got for you. Three normal weighted white people talking about article 13 in a live stream and talking about Facebook and Twitter's upcoming "support white nationalism" bans.

Lord Akira · Mar 27, 2019

zyclonPD said:
Just saw that too. Compliments to Cow
Apparently Ralph is banning people from his personal website now. The Gunt Shield has increased its power. Take evasive actions.
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Brilliant move, this totally won't backfire after the first couple rounds worked so well! "Aaaaaauuuuuggghhhh Jim can speculate all he wants gentlemen, but on both Youtube and as owner and chief editor of the JCaesar187 Premium Pornhub account, I have a great relationship with my audience, ~~Gator~~ Flamenco play the sound clip."

Garth · Mar 27, 2019

Goku 1000000 O said:
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Take your trash food and put your headset on
Gunt Control to Major Ralph (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, keyboards on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may Jim's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Gunt Control to Major Ralph
You've really made the trend
And the boards want to know whose guests you have
Now it's time to leave the site if you dare
This is Major Ralph to Gunt Control
I'm stepping out the site
And I'm laughing in a most peculiar way
And the streams look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a bottle
Far above the world
My mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past ten thousand viewers
I'm feeling very ill
And I think my dependency knows which way to go
Tell my Paki I love her very much she knows
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Your streams are dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you here am I floating in my bottle
Far above the feed
My Mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do

I kind of want to make a video out of this now

I just sang this aloud to my fiance because I, too, am a Bowie fag. 10/10. Will try to record this if I can.

Goku 1000000 O · Mar 27, 2019

Holy shit he's trying to say the dislikes are astroturfing.

Garth said:
I just sang this aloud to my fiance because I, too, am a Bowie fag. 10/10. Will try to record this if I can.

I absolutely avow this.

Least Concern · Mar 27, 2019

Niggernerd said:
zooms already done that

Zoom doesn't talk about current events or anything like that. Just spergs out about his current target. Can you imagine Zoom ever having a reasonably intelligent guest like Dick Masterson?

Smarty Pants · Mar 27, 2019

Ralph said:
I'm sure some of those dislikes are real, but some of them might be astroturfed.

Literally what did he mean by this?

Least Concern said:
Zoom doesn't talk about current events or anything like that. Just spergs out about his current target.

He did a news show yesterday.
EDIT: He's doing a news show right now.

itsoktobewhite · Mar 27, 2019

Lord Akira said:
Brilliant move, this totally won't backfire after the first couple rounds worked so well! "Aaaaaauuuuuggghhhh Jim can speculate all he wants gentlemen, but on both Youtube and as owner and chief editor of the JCaesar187 Premium Pornhub account, I have a great relationship with my audience, ~~Gator~~ Flamenco play the sound clip."

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Good god he is unlikeable

Takodachi · Mar 27, 2019

I cant wait for his sperg out live.

Perspicacity · Mar 27, 2019

zyclonPD said:
Just saw that too. Compliments to Cow
Apparently Ralph is banning people from his personal website now. The Gunt Shield has increased its power. Take evasive actions.
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This is from like 4 hours ago, I don't see any difference. But it is odd it's only positive comments. I wasn't home to get an earlier screen cap unfortunately.

MediocreMilt · Mar 27, 2019

Lord Akira said:
Aaaaaauuuuuggghhhh

Man, that clip is even more incoherent yelling than Alex Jones at his prime (and at least Alex Jones was putting on a persona).

I previously said this thread should be a ghost town at this point, but

zyclonPD · Mar 27, 2019

@Memology 101 is currently Beefing with Renfamous from the Comicsgate debacle who is also currently involving herself in Animegate and the KickVick movement. Good thing Memology isn't hosting any ALT-RIGHT people on his channel while he starts this fight. That might cause Nick Rekeita and the Entire Anime Gate movement to disavow Ralph and Memology both if He doesn't outright lose his channel in this process.