DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Salubrious]

How is encouraging people to tip constantly and not cheer or sub, something Twitch gets a percentage of, not a massive Twitch violation?

 

[niggers]

i thought that was weird too. i think it's part of twitchs retarded byline of "no no no bits aren't money really" so they can pretend it's not a service that preys on retards and kids.

 

[James Smith]

lol no one is going to point out the self-defense axe/hammer and hatchet discussion he went into?

(backup)

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

lol no one is going to point out the self-defense axe/hammer and hatchet discussion he went into?

(backup)

I thought this was established lore? Didn’t he claim he had hatchets by every window or some exceptional shit like that?

 

[Wing Zero]

I thought this was established lore? Didn’t he claim he had hatchets by every window or some exceptional shit like that?

Yeah, i'm almost certain he even showed the larger axe back when he did his last house tour video.

On that note though, I still laugh at the idea that Phil thinks he's gonna scare off armed robbers with an axe. Hell, he'd probably cripple himself before he even finished winding up for the swing.

 

[Pargon]

Yeah, i'm almost certain he even showed the larger axe back when he did his last house tour video.

On that note though, I still laugh at the idea that Phil thinks he's gonna scare off armed robbers with an axe. Hell, he'd probably cripple himself before he even finished winding up for the swing.

Thank fuck he doesn't actually own a firearm. Given his vast history with Parkinsonian aim if he was ever the victim of a home invasion he'd fire a single shot and somehow manage to kill a sleeping infant in the house across the street.

 

[Draza]

lol no one is going to point out the self-defense axe/hammer and hatchet discussion he went into?

(backup)

Let's see how his hammer and ax will stop someone with a handgun or rifle.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Let's see how his hammer and ax will stop someone with a handgun or rifle.

Thought there was some stream where he hinted at having a gun. Something along the lines of "Who says I don't have a real gun?".

If DSP ever does reveal he's bought a gun of any kind I'm gonna guess he'd go right for some premium $1000+ 1911 instead of a Hi-Point or S&W Shield.

 

[bearsintrees]

He keeps that axe and hammer around so he can freak out when a detractor finally knocks on his door, he'll flail around with them and tear both rotator cuffs and then sue them.

 

[actually]

LOL. This motherfucker literally said that the guy who tipped him $50 made the stream "good" tonight because "nobody else was contributing". How anyone can hear that and think Phil gives a shit about anything but their money is amazing.

 

[VibRibbon]

To be honest, was there any alternative to an axe?

ACKACKACKS-AXE-ACKS-AXE-ACKS


EDIT: Now that I think about it, I hope it's not an Axe body scrubber he's referring to...

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Thought there was some stream where he hinted at having a gun. Something along the lines of "Who says I don't have a real gun?".

If DSP ever does reveal he's bought a gun of any kind I'm gonna guess he'd go right for some premium $1000+ 1911 instead of a Hi-Point or S&W Shield.

How dare you imply Dave have a decent taste in handguns. A little off topic but $1k for a 1911 is about mid tier when you have things like Wilson Combats for $4k+ and a cheap 1911 is going to run about $500 at the low end. I’d lul at Dave trying to meme out and buy a Desert Eagle only to find he couldn’t hold the damn thing out at arms length. I’d also lul at seeing him limp wristing a glock into a jam-o-matic.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Let's see how his hammer and ax will stop someone with a handgun or rifle.

Bare handed is enough. Combine Phil's reaction time with his physical strength and you get the overall threat he induces. Accidentally falling over his cables is way more dangerous. So the most important question is: Does a big axe weight more than a half filled grocery bag?

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Bare handed is enough. Combine Phil's reaction time with his physical strength and you get the overall threat he induces. Accidentally falling over his cables is way more dangerous. So the most important question is: Does a big axe weight more than a half filled grocery bag?

The thing is the only thing I can think of that is a hammer/axe is a splitting maul, which if that’s the case is an extremely exceptional weapon to choose for self defense.

Splitting maul - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

5-10lbs is the usual head weight range for a splitting maul.

 

[LightCoreLif]

Let's see how his hammer and ax will stop someone with a handgun or rifle.

"I own two weapons"

You own two TOOLS that COULD be used as weapons, assuming you have the strength and space to swing them, and the burglar is wielding something equally stone-age to give you a fair chance. All the money he gets from his paypigs, and his first choice for home-defense is two axes, instead of one gun? I think he's done one too many Dark Souls redemption runs.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"I own two weapons"

You own two TOOLS that COULD be used as weapons, assuming you have the strength and space to swing them, and the burglar is wielding something equally stone-age to give you a fair chance. All the money he gets from his paypigs, and his first choice for home-defense is two axes, instead of one gun? I think he's done one too many Dark Souls redemption runs.

Ahmagahd I dahdged the knife and it hit me anyway! Sure, that's fair! Stupid asshole burglar, spaming attack like a mindless child. Uuuuuh. Uuuuuh, look at me, I'm invading your home, oouuuh. Sure you do, get outta here"
bleeds on the ground and checks Muxy

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

That's as exceptional as a weeb having an arsenal of katanas to defend themselves. Good lord. I highly doubt his floppy arms can lift an axe, let alone actually swing it to hit someone.

 

[Pargon]

All the money he gets from his paypigs, and his first choice for home-defense is two axes, instead of one gun?

Level with me. You really think a man who takes weeks to type one set of numbers into a spreadsheet is going to voluntarily fill out the paperwork necessary to acquire a firearm?

I guarantee one of the factors that attracted him to his "weapon(s)" of choice was that they could be purchased online and shipped to him.

 

[FamicomGorby]

How dare you imply Dave have a decent taste in handguns. A little off topic but $1k for a 1911 is about mid tier when you have things like Wilson Combats for $4k+ and a cheap 1911 is going to run about $500 at the low end. I’d lul at Dave trying to meme out and buy a Desert Eagle only to find he couldn’t hold the damn thing out at arms length. I’d also lul at seeing him limp wristing a glock into a jam-o-matic.

Well I was gonna say he'd just immediately go for a 44 magnum, but those sorta max out around $1000. I assume Phil's "More Expensive is Better" attitude would shine through and price would be all that'd matter to him rather than any considerations of caliber. When all he really would need is something cheap to sit in a drawer and probably never be fired cause I can't imagine him actually going to the range to practice.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Well I was gonna say he'd just immediately go for a 44 magnum, but those sorta max out around $1000. I assume Phil's "More Expensive is Better" attitude would shine through and price would be all that'd matter to him rather than any considerations of caliber. When all he really would need is something cheap to sit in a drawer and probably never be fired cause I can't imagine him actually going to the range to practice.

I’d laugh hard if he went for the firepower trumps all route and got something truly exceptional like a .45-70 derringer.

.45-70 M4 Alaskan Survival Derringer Shooting

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