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Wallace said:
What traits or obsessions have persisted across the various interests he's had over the years? Just maps and weapons?
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He's always been a terrible liar, both in the number of lies he tells and in the quality of his lies. They're always obvious lies that only a drooling moron would buy into...so of course Phil is totally baffled why no one ever believes him.

He's also likely a big weeaboo and still loves the animoos. His obsession with weapons of all kinds goes a long way back, but that's deeply tied into his feelings of being powerless and his desire to be seen as a badass. His drawing hobby has long been a feature of Phil's life, despite the fact that he's really terrible at it. In fact, it's his childish scribbles that caught the attention of the internet (and the Secret Service) and gave us this glorious train wreck to enjoy. And buying stupid, worthless shit. He's one of the worst consumerist whores I've ever seen. He's addicted to buying unnecessary, inessential trinkets and baubles in the vain pursuit of validating his identity and clinging to the delusion that he's a cool, dangerous, badass, revolutionary Sooper Soaker woman.
 
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if all this Antifaggot merch is being produced by some enterprising Alt-Right types looking to make stacks off some special snowflake fucktards who have to advertise their rétardation for ass-pats and virtue signaling, along with making their political foes as easy to identify in a crowd as possible so they can laugh at them
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There's precedent for this. The "men's tears" mugs were made by an MRA who donated all the cash he got selling them to idiot feminists to a men's charity.
 
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Ruin said:
There's precedent for this. The "men's tears" mugs were made by an MRA who donated all the cash he got selling them to idiot feminists to a men's charity.
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Enterprising capitalists will always find ways to dupe idiot rubes out of their money by seeming to cater to them. And the idiot rubes never seem to realize they're being made fools of and getting suckered out of their money.
 
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The Dude said:
He's always been a terrible liar, both in the number of lies he tells and in the quality of his lies. They're always obvious lies that only a drooling moron would buy into...so of course Phil is totally baffled why no one ever believes him.

He's also likely a big weeaboo and still loves the animoos. His obsession with weapons of all kinds goes a long way back, but that's deeply tied into his feelings of being powerless and his desire to be seen as a badass. His drawing hobby has long been a feature of Phil's life, despite the fact that he's really terrible at it. In fact, it's his childish scribbles that caught the attention of the internet (and the Secret Service) and gave us this glorious train wreck to enjoy. And buying stupid, worthless shit. He's one of the worst consumerist whores I've ever seen. He's addicted to buying unnecessary, inessential trinkets and baubles in the vain pursuit of validating his identity and clinging to the delusion that he's a cool, dangerous, badass, revolutionary Sooper Soaker woman.
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Some of this is Phil being a moron, even by autist standards. But yeah, the fear of powerlessness is something I noticed too, no doubt tied up towards his feelings regarding his father. Which makes his forays into bondage quite interesting.

He continues to mistake the symbols of things for the things themselves, like with all of the mall ninja shit he buys. Phil's the kind of sped who wouldn't appreciate the irony of buying a Che Guevara t-shit from Wal-Mart.
 
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Wallace said:
He continues to mistake the symbols of things for the things themselves, like with all of the mall ninja shit he buys. Phil's the kind of sped who wouldn't appreciate the irony of buying a Che Guevara t-shit from Wal-Mart.
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I think we can partly blame the ‘tism for this. Phil doesn’t get abstract concepts - we know he doesn’t understand e.g. how his tugboat works or how people see through his lies. And he’s not smart enough to figure them out in a way he can relate to.

Politics is almost entirely abstract. Phil doesn’t have a hope of understanding political philosophies above the most basic explain-to-children level, no matter what he parrots to sound clever. All he knows about Communism is “everyone gets some.” All he knows about Maoism is “everyone gets some and this cool uniform.” All he knows about anarchy is “I get some, successful and hard-working people lose it, I get weapons and FUCK YOU DAD.”

Symbols and slogans obviate the need for thought by reducing difficult abstracts to something simple and concrete. Quoting slogans and scrawling symbols enables him to feel like he’s demonstrating an understanding of the subject without having to actually engage in the tricky business of thinking.

He’s the sheep in Animal Farm, basically.
 
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Wallace said:
Remind me, has Phil shown any latent homosexual traits or AGP (aside from the troon saga in general)? Some of his weird autistic obsessions can certainly be traced back to his conflict with his dad, other are just him wandering into a place that advertises unquestioning acceptance for all and then trying to fit in and failing spectacularly.
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One word for ya: FIGGIN'
 
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Coldgrip said:
You know he's shoved all of them up his ass at some point.
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Some may still be up there. That’s why he needs replacements.

I know the reason he has so many weapons is because they make him feel powerful in a world that laughs at him for being a loser who can’t even get a job, but I’d love to know his justification. How big is this imaginary Kiwi invasion force?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Some may still be up there. That’s why he needs replacements.

I know the reason he has so many weapons is because they make him feel powerful in a world that laughs at him for being a loser who can’t even get a job, but I’d love to know his justification. How big is this imaginary Kiwi invasion force?
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Phil's justification for buying all the shit-quality BudK knives, baseball bats, collapsible batons, and other crap that only 12 year old boys would find impressive and practical for self defense, is the same justification CWC has for buying all the ponies, LEGO, and other kiddie toys: he wants them and it makes him feel good when he gets to buy them. That's it. It's pure consumerism feeding into his power fantasies.
 
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