What is the worst sub-forum on Kiwi Farms - Unfunny w.e.e.n.s. & a-logs galore

Which sub-forum is the worst

  • Christian Weston Chandler (the famous lolcow of them all just seems to attract a slew of other cows)

    Votes: 13 9.0%

  • DSP (Troll shielding behind a man that can barely play video games)

    Votes: 10 6.9%

  • Amberlynn Reid (90% of posts: "SHE'S FAT!!!!"

    Votes: 29 20.1%

  • Animal Control (attracts "NOT ALL FURRIES! / KILL ALL FURRIES!" spergs)

    Votes: 28 19.4%

  • Articles & Happenings (There's a reason why some people refer to it as "Kiwi /pol/"

    Votes: 49 34.0%

  • Other

    Votes: 15 10.4%
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
A&H sure is trying though.
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a&h will be the last stand of right wing spergery on the internet, protected by overlord rabiesdoggo
after the last stand, there will be no more r*ght wingers inshallah, and we will usher in the glorious trooniphate
but seriously there's fewer and fewer places to sperg out about leftists turning the frogs gay these days
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
We need other poll options for the rest of the main area ones
Phil Haskins-Delici (ADF)- 90% of posts are potato/stink ditch/anime jokes and/or @The Dude being mad online
Tooter: Potentially the grossest subforum, based on content alone.
International Clique: Kiwi /int/, full of huehuehues (and krauts)
Wu: thousands of pages of "where's the campaign John?" & Gamergate leftovers
Community Watch: The only lolcow community we need to watch a little closer is our own
Beauty Parlour: Girl cooties and girldick cooties
Internet Gaymous: e-celebs aka "Kiwi DHI" or "Internet Bloodspergs". Everyone involved is on drugs and/or a pedophile
La Zorra: aka the reason why trannies kill themselves. Thanks Greta!
Tumblr: you know why this one sucks, on the bright side we can put it to sleep when tumblr shuts down.
Lolcow General: more like autism general
LLP: Law nerds, 50% of posts are @AnOminous (although thats a good thing)
Proving Grounds: more like thread graveyard for spergs who can't make threads. aka why @chimpburgers shouldn't have died.
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CWC may not have been my first lolcow, but he singlehandedly inspired lolcow following in the first place. There will be no other cow like him. Ever.

ADF is just disgusting. So is Tommy Tooter.

DSP may be interesting to some, but not to me. Still, the breadth of his online history warrants its own subforum.

Amberlynn Reid is boring to me, but if others want to follow her, fine.

Beauty Parlour is just a ghetto for e-thots. Can't consider it the worst because I don't use it, but I don't care for any of the people followed there.

Tumblr is also a wasteland. Absolutely nothing there is worth bringing up because its userbase is so homogenous in the content they produce.

I don't give a fuck about furries, so Animal Control is of no interest to me.

La Zorra is interesting because of the disgusting people using LGBT+ politics for personal gain. At this rate, Zach "Zinnia Jones" Antolak could get his own subforum.

The International Lolcow forum seems fun, but since I'm a typical American, I won't be able to get any mileage out of it.

The Community Watch forum is pretty instructive for documenting genuinely disturbing or toxic communities. Most of the individual users on those places won't warrant their own threads, but studying the echo chambers they post in can be enlightening.

I feel Lolcow General and the General Discussion forums are almost redundant considering the vast amount of specialized forums. Interesting / fun discussions are sadly pretty rare on those boards, but keeping them may be necessary for threads that don't fit anywhere else.

Articles and Happenings may not be conducive to great discussions, but it's a fun place to post. The need to discuss the news will be forever embedded into our civilization, so if nothing else, see it as a necessary evil.

Deep Thoughts is sadly underused. The few posters who post cogent, informative and well-written comments make that forum all worthwhile.

As to the other forums, take 'em or leave 'em.
 
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RichardMongler, even though he disagreed with my terrible shit post, is the only man here I'd fully agree with; irony I guess.
dopy said:
a&h will be the last stand of right wing spergery on the internet, protected by overlord rabiesdoggo
after the last stand, there will be no more r*ght wingers inshallah, and we will usher in the glorious trooniphate
but seriously there's fewer and fewer places to sperg out about leftists turning the frogs gay these days
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Go smoke more weed and come back when your content is decent. Or don't. Either way holy fuck this is lazy. Is anything here even written with even a second of context or originality? And yes, there's a few places. This is one of them. Maybe you should stick to that. Or, don't..
 
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I like the Music Subforum well enough, but it doesn't need what are essentially three copies of the same thread. "Popular songs you hate," "Unpopular views about music," and "What's the worst song you've ever heard?" have all devolved into the same "Sperg about songs/musicians you hate" thread.
 
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A&H sucks because it gets one trillion posts per second. Null has already banned one-word replies but that was not enough. We still get a lot of completely useless spam.

I'm already tired of reading "that for sure will be the end of Drumpf" for the 350th time just in the last week. Please, someone, ban these fuckers.
 
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The answer to this question is yes.

For real, though, A&H is probably the worst. It’s still useful, as it’s a way to keep up with shit, so it’s sort of like a necessary “evil.” Evil is a strong word, but that’s how the phrase goes. Ignore most comments, make a fun shitpost or two, and pay the most attention to the OP and not much else.

Animal control is filled with furry apologists, people that get mad at any furry for simply existing, and gross thread subjects, but it managed to take down an animal abuse ring, so that oughta count for something, though.
 
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I would put La Zorra since trannies are gross and usually the content is Twitter sperging, and the ADF forum is just an expanded version of that with its own sets of jokes, none of which were that funny to that begin with. I put A&H, not because of "muh kiwi /pol/" but because it's usually depressing, and I come to Kiwi Farms to enjoy myself, not indulge in how much the world sucks.
 
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Reynard said:
Animal control is filled with furry apologists, people that get mad at any furry for simply existing, and gross thread subjects, but it managed to take down an animal abuse ring, so that oughta count for something, though.
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The problem is that the thread on said animal abuse ring also brought out a bunch of highly exceptional people into the light. Be it defenders, apologists or those who tried to dox someone through an ice cream shop.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
The problem is that the thread on said animal abuse ring also brought out a bunch of highly exceptional people into the light. Be it defenders, apologists or those who tried to dox someone through an ice cream shop.
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The fact that my dumb ice cream half-joke got taken so seriously surprised me. Like, my point was more that the guy was in more of a Hispanic community because they seem to do apple flavored stuff a lot. I wasn’t expecting people to start walking into ice cream shops and LARPing their own autistic version of LA Noir. Oh how things always end up crazier than you expect.
 
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