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Was it because she has similar name as Megan Schroeder?
It's because she's the stereotype that every lonely neckbeard focuses on: an "accessible" homely nerd girl. (Precursor: Velma.)

See, the neckbeard is setting his sights on what he believes to be a more realistic target. He can make up for his awkwardness and unattractiveness by bonding with her over nerd bullshit. He might even see himself as noble for picking her over the popular girls. "No one understand you like I do."

Of course, the neckbeard's hopes are dashed when he discovers that the object of his affections isn't as socially crippled as he is; she manages to find a guy whose idea of romance doesn't come in the form of poorly drawn NSFW fanfiction.
 
Of course, the neckbeard's hopes are dashed when he discovers that the object of his affections isn't as socially crippled as he is; she manages to find a guy whose idea of romance doesn't come in the form of poorly drawn NSFW fanfiction.
Well, you know what they say. As long as you have a vagina, you have options. We're not talking Frankenpussy like Chris wants or like Caitlyn Jenner has. No matter how ugly you are, most of the time, if you have meat flaps, you have the upper hand. That's probably another reason why goons like Chris troon out.
 
Ever since Christian and the hedgehog boys was made, it was good thing that Chris never tried doing Japanese Idol. 99.9% of users will vomit
Edit: Wait, do you want Chris to be an idol?
 
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Well, you know what they say. As long as you have a vagina, you have options. We're not talking Frankenpussy like Chris wants or like Caitlyn Jenner has. No matter how ugly you are, most of the time, if you have meat flaps, you have the upper hand. That's probably another reason why goons like Chris troon out.
Didn't Jenner keep the twig and berries?
 
Do you reckon Chris uses his knowledge in CAD to design the buildings of CWCville? If so, how many OCs and innocent lives have potentially been lost due to his negligence?
 
If Chris weighs 350 lbs or more, I'm sure he'll eat at Heart Attack Grill 3 times a day, because it's free.
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I wonder if Chris believes that those spergs on Twitter and Discord stopped the merge.
If you mean those "CWCville Civil War" idiots, Chris doesn't seem to know that they exist, and if he does know, he doesn't care. I doubt he thinks they had anything to do with it.
 
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