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Pargon said:
Level with me. You really think a man who takes weeks to type one set of numbers into a spreadsheet is going to voluntarily fill out the paperwork necessary to acquire a firearm?

I guarantee one of the factors that attracted him to his "weapon(s)" of choice was that they could be purchased online and shipped to him.
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Maybe someone could convince him that a black powder revolver is a completely practical weapon for self defense then, can be shipped straight to him

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Pietta Model 1851 Confederate Navy .44-Caliber Black Powder Revolver : Cabela's

Patterned after the original, the Pietta Model 1851 Confederate Navy .44 Caliber Black Powder Revolver celebrates a rugged legacy. Barrel length: 7.5”. OAL: 13.25”. Wt: 2.625 lbs.
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Dunno about you doods, but...

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I'd run. :stress:
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Maybe someone could convince him that a black powder revolver is a completely practical weapon for self defense then, can be shipped straight to him

www.cabelas.com

Pietta Model 1851 Confederate Navy .44-Caliber Black Powder Revolver : Cabela's

Patterned after the original, the Pietta Model 1851 Confederate Navy .44 Caliber Black Powder Revolver celebrates a rugged legacy. Barrel length: 7.5”. OAL: 13.25”. Wt: 2.625 lbs.
www.cabelas.com
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Grains of powder? Who the hell has time to figure that out fills cylinder to the top with powder yes Dave having a firearm that requires some (additional) brain power to use sounds like a great idea.
 
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We have all seen how he plays Blackgout. He would hide in his bathroom, sitting on the shitter until someone burst through the door. He would then fire wildly, missing every shot, maybe hitting intruder in shoulder or something before they blow his fat head off or put a clip into his doughboy chest. Then with his dying breath he would say "fuck Treyarch, didn't you see I shot him like 20 times in the chest"
 
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ZehnBoat said:
wow how was i supposed to know the guns would push back, nothing i could do!
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Stupid recoil mechanics being inconsistently implemented, I aimed down the sights and was dead on him but the recoil just shot the sky. I did everything factually correct and I still missed him. Stupid physics devs don't know what they're doing dood.
 
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Just clicked on the wrong Phil without knowing it.

Posts about Phil's determined, decade-long effort to be unemployed. Posts about Phil's hypochondria. It was only when I hit a stinkditch post that I kinda half freaked and half wondered why this was news to me and wondered even more what Khat thought of it other than good riddance to little willie.

But here I am, back in Wakhando, little willie hiding under the gunt, and y'know, a lot of the posts here could go on the Other Phil thread with nobody wondering what was up.

Why isn't it the weekend yet?
 
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I know I am late in trowing in my 2 cent's into "Phil the self defense expert" discussion. But one should not forget that Phil nearly broke his leg when he jumped up from his couch when Kate woke him. It don't think that he would fair any better in an emergency situation and probably cripple himself before even getting to his "weapons". Besides he doesn't have the arm strength to swing a 10 pound axe or fire any kind of firearm without breaking something in his arms.
 
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Cpt_Autismo said:
I know I am late in trowing in my 2 cent's into "Phil the self defense expert" discussion. But one should not forget that Phil nearly broke his leg when he jumped up from his couch when Kate woke him. It don't think that he would fair any better in an emergency situation and probably cripple himself before even getting to his "weapons". Besides he doesn't have the arm strength to swing a 10 pound axe or fire any kind of firearm without breaking something in his arms.
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Let me remind you that this is the guy that, when he initially showed the axe during a house tour, said he could "stab" somebody with it. The man is an inept man child in about every way imagineable. Self defense is no exception.
 
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NoMoreFarLeft said:
Let me remind you that this is the guy that, when he initially showed the axe during a house tour, said he could "stab" somebody with it. The man is an inept man child in about every way imagineable. Self defense is no exception.
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Anyone have a time stamp for showing the axe? I’d like to see if my theory about it being a splitting maul is correct.
 
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