Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Muh Vagina]

I'm more horrified by the caption than I am by the spud.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Imagine if Claire and Lola had lived long enough for Cal to get married. You KNOW Gwen would have demanded they be the flower girls. Would they have had Gwen and a bridesmaid carry them down the aisle or would she have expected the bride to do it?

You're late on this one, newfriend. I brought up this very topic shortly after Claire went to that big tater patch in the sky...

Oh, dear Godbear, here's a thought...

Since Cal isn't allowed a special day without Claire and Lola being in it, what are the odds that Gwennie is going to pressure him into getting married while Lola's still around so they can make her a flower girl and then force Cal to drag her down the aisle in a decorated wagon or some such shit?

Gwennie's not going to want Cal to marry a woman with a spine and Kerby seems like the type who wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful of it so who wants to bet they're going to announce their engagement shortly after Cal finishes school?

Please tell me that's a troll Photoshop and not an actual post from Gwennie...

 

[Miss Misery]

You're late on this one, newfriend. I brought up this very topic shortly after Claire went to that big tater patch in the sky...

Aw snap, that's what I get for not reading back through the entire thread like I did with Sammie and Staphanie. I just couldn't keep looking at the gremlins.

Also the caption on that IG? Even the Ghost of Ol' Dirty Bastard thinks that's hella fucked up.

I'm not even that excited about 2 Chainz' new album.

But I'm also an old and I'm more dirty south rather than the traps and whatever the young niggas are into these days.

 

[Whatthefuck]

You're late on this one, newfriend. I brought up this very topic shortly after Claire went to that big tater patch in the sky...




Please tell me that's a troll Photoshop and not an actual post from Gwennie...

You know better than that. Of course Gwen posted that. Of fucking course she did.

 

[Barbarella]

I literally gasped seeing that picture. Horrified, then I burst out laughing. Omg, If she posted that it shows how damaged her mind is. Nobody wants to see that, not is it a good representation of frustration or whatever Gwen think it shoes.

It’s like taking a photo of your dying suffering cancer patient family member minutes before they pass and making a fart joke. Just inappropriate from start to end.

If she can’t see that truth, her brain done broke.

Unfortunately, my Instagram app crashes so I can’t even look to see if it’s real. Part of me is like, of course she did, like the above poster said, and part of me is like, even Gwen isn’t that over the bend.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Aw snap, that's what I get for not reading back through the entire thread like I did with Sammie and Staphanie.

If you want another very worthwhile thread, check out the Slaton Sisters. We're in a bit of a slow period right now but there are still many lulz to be found there.

You know better than that. Of course Gwen posted that. Of fucking course she did.

Normally, Gwennie is a bit more selective of the photos she chooses to publish, and that photo might be one of the most disturbing I've ever seen. Lola seriously looks more like a prop in a horror movie than she does a human child.

 

[Whatthefuck]

If you want another very worthwhile thread, check out the Slaton Sisters. We're in a bit of a slow period right now but there are still many lulz to be found there.


Normally, Gwennie is a bit more selective of the photos she chooses to publish, and that photo might be one of the most disturbing I've ever seen. Lola seriously looks more like a prop in a horror movie than she does a human child.

Yeah, but now she's really leaning into the ailing potato angle. The worse Lola looks, the more asspats for Gwen and the more asspatting TV coverage and fawning political attention.

 

[Muh Vagina]

You're late on this one, newfriend. I brought up this very topic shortly after Claire went to that big tater patch in the sky...




Please tell me that's a troll Photoshop and not an actual post from Gwennie...

Bad news

 

[Bunny]

Jesus Christ. I don't even post unflattering pictures of my dog and she posts that photo of her daughter? God damn.

 

[PoisonedBun]

Lola keeps getting uglier because she's absorbing Gwen's every sin.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

Has Gwen posted anything about that bill being passed? I'm sure she's throwing a temper tantrum right now, ranting at whoever will listen and foaming at the mouth. I can almost here her mommy martyrdom from here:

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??!!? I did everything, and I mean everything to get that bill passed and they didn't even name it after me my kids!! I tweeted about it, I posted about it, and Lola even demanded I go down and sit in on the State Senate!! I didn't even want to go but she refused to listen and kept having fits until I told her I'd take her! All that and now this???"

"Yeah, but atleast it passed! That's what's important in all this, so now you can help your dau--"

"Oh what the fuck do you know? No that's not what's important!! What's the point of this if it won't be in remembrance of my kids?? Whose going to recognize all the great things I've we've done! What the fuck am I supposed to tell my fans and all the people who follow our blog?? This is discrimination against the handicapped reeeeee"

Somewhere in Kansas the neighbors are listening to the sounds of reeeing and breaking glass. Knowing Gwen she'll blame it on Lola's "sassy 'tude" and whine about how inconsolable she's been all day, or some other deluded bullshit where she personifies her little vegetable.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

There were rare times that Claire did flail her limbs around, where she looked like she was irritated with something.
What annoys me about Gwen is, that instead of like... put those moments in context as being something positive, she instead goes manic and pretends like that's nothing, she does it all the time, but OMG LOOK AT CLAIRE WALKING!
Which she never had or would be able to do.

Where as Lola.... well Lola was a pretzel when she was born.

The arms and legs don't move at all. They only have some motion because of her torso. Lola is basically a head and a torso.
I never understood why she never viewed stuff honestly.

Oh and she'll never give Lola CBD oil. She only mentioned it one single time before launching into this law stuff.
How exactly would it have benefited Claire? Claire had some kind of organ failure going on. If anything, it would have made her situation worse.

I find this whole CBD thing rather pathetic honestly. Like I've been sympathetic to Gwen re: not wanting to give them, especially Lola "medicine" and opting for softer methods. No one knows exactly how medicine will react in her body, her brain, her lack of brain rather, I completely feel for her on that, but I'd be more sympathetic if Lola was like Bree Gilker, but she's not. Bree had something to preserve, to support. Lola doesn't.

I always come back to the fact that if Gwen cared about Lola's well being, she would have given her a feeding tube in some capacity, instead of holding onto the idiotic notion that she can have a "baby" experience with Lola because Lola roots and can have her head tilted back to "swallow". Gwen cares about Gwen's experience. That's all. That's all this law is.

dear God that mouth is fucking gaping it's like something out of a horror movie.

 

[Muscle Bra]

In an attempt to lighten the mood (and to celebrate the Kansas bill getting passed),I'd like to share one of my favorite Shopped images of Lola...

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm more horrified by the caption than I am by the spud.

What the fuck is wrong with her face? It's so lumpy. I know she's in her death throes (if not already dead) but does she have mumps or something?
With a normal kid it would be a mid-temper tantrum face, but we know the best Lola can do is bleat. After some thought, I've determined she's probably mid-seizure, but that's doesn't explain the lumps and redness.

 

[Muh Vagina]

That picture is over five years old. She's actually deteriorated since then.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You know better than that. Of course Gwen posted that. Of fucking course she did.

Gwen likes that photo because it shows some sort of expression. As horrifying as it may look - it is proof to Gwen that something is going on in that empty potato skull. Anything that looks like some form of sentience is positive to Gwen.

 

[Dwarf troll]

I think the most depressing thing is that all of that time and energy could have gone to Cal.

Or they could have devoted their resources to adopting some kids who needed a loving family wait nevermind on that one. They'd probably be better off in foster homes than victims of Gwen's psycho crusades.

Yep she always no matter what it was made him involve them in things that should have been special to him but she always had to have them in pictures with him fuckin always I'm sure his girlfriend was thrilled to get hold a stinky drooling farting meatloaf

 

[simulated goat]

dear God that mouth is fucking gaping it's like something out of a horror movie.

A mindless teratoma/parasitic twin kept in a wicker basket or somesuch. Lola would scare me for sure.

 

[cuddle striker]

Gwen likes that photo because it shows some sort of expression. As horrifying as it may look - it is proof to Gwen that something is going on in that empty potato skull. Anything that looks like some form of sentience is positive to Gwen.

that photo is pain. it's showing pain. mindless, uncomprehending pain.

what an utter bitch gwen really is.

 

[Muh Vagina]

At least Lola is good for something. I finally got me an avatar!