Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

RequiredName said:
I know someone who did that. He called the cops because his half-mother wouldn't let him sleep overnight at some girl's house. Emphasis on "girl" and not "woman".
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Half-mother? Is this a minor translation issue (colloquial English is "stepmother" for your father's wife if she isn't your mother) or a really unusual social arrangement that I am dying to hear more about?
 
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MrsFrizzle said:
Half-mother? Is this a minor translation issue (colloquial English is "stepmother" for your father's wife if she isn't your mother) or a really unusual social arrangement that I am dying to hear more about?
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Haha, sorry. Thanks for catching that. Yes, it should be "stepmother". Actually, it should be neither. I just realized, the person in question is likely his birth mother. That's twice egg on my face.
 
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Your English is always so good that I was hoping it might turn out to be a family of weirdos.
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You flatter me, sir. I wish I could improve my English. Stories like this weren't too out of the ordinary where I was growing up (though I hope most of them were just stories). They had this MTV culture going on, I suppose.
 
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NobleGreyHorse said:
I think it was less his intense hatred for women - lots of loveshys and related spergs have that - than the way he expressed it, and the fact that, on apparently separate occasions, he (a) solicited sex from his mother and (b) beat up his parents, calling them "murderers" for not helping him get a girlfriend. Apparently his criminal record includes wasting police time for that last bit. He actually reported not helping him get a girlfriend as "child abuse."
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why are you making shit up? you don't get reported for making that claim to the police here. it wasn't false, just unrealistic.
 
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Holden said:
why are you making shit up? you don't get reported for making that claim to the police here. it wasn't false, just unrealistic.
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For some reason, I'm more inclined to disparage the validity of the person who disparages my validity.
 
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Holden said:
noble, if you took half the time you invested in clicking on my post you could have actually done something useful for the first time in my life and sucked my dick
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Holden said:
What? You spent hours clicking, you dumb cunt.
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Holden said:
when are you going to suck my cock you whore
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Dude, you're never getting laid as long as you keep that shit up. Not trying to :alog: here, just telling it like it is.
Women are people too, you know. If you don't respect them, you're never going to be able to have a relationship with one.
 
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Yeah, seriously, we all think a bit more highly of you after Holden became our regular new every-night thing. Well, I mean, we found there was a deeper bottom of the barrel by comparison. Dude, he actually broke the forums so that the alerts couldn't keep up and forced the chat to stop alerting when threads were posted into. Whatever. You can go back to babbling with racists on Lit or whatever it is you do. Have a good life, and thanks for playing.
 
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Chuggernaut said:
Don't worry, you can work up to that. Before he'd let you have sex with him he'd require you to let him video tape you getting banged by an animal (so he can blackmail you into never leaving him, you see).
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you do know that this only applies to relationships? and, as mr. tj has said, i am not into men.
 
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