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Texas Funnyhair said:
EDIT: Also hadn't checked before, but Washington State has a five day waiting period for handguns. So even if Phil wanted to get one, I doubt he could get over the hurdle of actually having to go to the store twice.
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The finalization takes 5 days?! He can't wait that long, it's not worth it. Exactly like changing the date of his bills so they get a better timing with his Twitch payment. If it won't work instantly, it's useless.
Unless he contacts the president of guns directly and tells him his situation. Of course the president would understand, he is a big fan of his content.

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I WANT THAT GUN, ITS MORE EXPENSIVE

i don't think you need a rifle for your home

BUT THIS GUN IS BIGGER AND COSTS MORE IT MUST BE BETTER

sir, i-

CAN I GET THE SCOPE AND CUSTOM """GAMER""" DECALS?
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Then proceeds to explain he would buy a sniper rifle for his home but he is not one of these stupid fuck kids who do quickscope, quickscope, quickscope flail flail flail

Our autism right now is way more entertaining than Phil during all his attempts to be a ... Tbh these days I'm not quite sure if he tries to be anything. The laziest overpaid jobless hated scammer there is?
 
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-edit- He just said he's doing a tips goal during the April 6th marathon. Streamlabs allows him to do some on-screen bar that fills up, or something.

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"During the marathon I'm going to have a tips goal set up that will have a bar that's going to be increasing during the day"
 
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Phil shouldn't worry about someone breaking into the Wakando. Instead, should worry about making it back to WA alive. Remember, his best friend was gunned down and his father almost killed in the mean streets of CT. I'm sure word of his impending arrival has already reached the ears of the heavy hitters looking to making a name for themselves by capping a "big" Twitch streamer.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Someone did just ask Phil if he'd get a shotgun and paraphrasing his response was "That would be the last thing I would get, maybe if there was a zombie horde at my door I'd need a shotgun".

Also said that it was a felony to step onto his street without permission, which I'm gonna doubt.
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I doubt it's a felony but if it's a Gated community they might have trespassing signs up and tell someone who isn't suppose to be there to leave
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
Someone did just ask Phil if he'd get a shotgun and paraphrasing his response was "That would be the last thing I would get, maybe if there was a zombie horde at my door I'd need a shotgun".

Also said that it was a felony to step onto his street without permission, which I'm gonna doubt.
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We all know how good Phil is with shot gun from his BlackOut performance, there was a game that he was dropped next to a shotgun and used it against a guy from quite far away up on the roof who killed him with a sniper rifle and complained the guy didnt die even if he fired first
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
We all know how good Phil is with shot gun from his BlackOut performance, there was a game that he was dropped next to a shotgun and used it against a guy from quite far away up on the roof who killed him with a sniper rifle and complained the guy didnt die even if he fired first
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Didn't he get in a sniper battle in one of the Metal Gear games using a shotgun?
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Remember when someone in chat asked if he would consider doing a meet and greet with his fans?
He answered that this isn't possible because he would have to hire security and personal bodyguards because of the trolls.
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WRONG!...Well, as of today's prestream that is. When asked about doing a meet-n-greet D$P said today:

"That sadly, I'm not in any kind of a position to be able to take time away from streaming to be able to go to an event and do a meet-n-greet with fans as much as I would like to and by the way I used to I actually used to go to conventions and spend time with views and fans and I had a lot of fun doing that quite frankly I really did ummm events like Too Many games, Magfest, Screw Attack those were all really fun times in my history though they were a long time ago now I still remember them. I still cherish the time I was able to spend with fans and, and, and just have fun in general and uhh it was good times, however sadly those were different times. That was back in the day ummm back in the day when sadly you know I made a lot more money on YouTube this is before the YouTube Adpocolypse when everything fell thorough .....and now it's not even viable to make a living on YouTube anymore. Back then I could afford to take a week off if I wanted to...umm...you know to meet and greet with fans and do that sort of stuff because I was already making so much residual income from the YouTube videos it didn't matter. Today, I Have to be here everyday streaming my butt off in order to pay the bills , so sadly it's just not viable in the modern era maybe one day it will be, maybe things will turn around or whatever, idk but as for now, sadly it's not in the cards."

ALL of this right after telling folks about his upcoming week long trip to visit his parents...
Doctor of Twitchanomics said:
Didn't he get in a sniper battle in one of the Metal Gear games using a shotgun?
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He wanted to use a shotgun....to fight the World's Best Sniper. He got mad when he couldn't find the shotgun in his invent and went on to complain that the game had taken the shotgun away from him.
 
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I posted this in the Mortal Kombat 11 thread:
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Holy shit, DSP's chat is completely saturated with constant Wings of Redemption references, autism and trolls, JonCTheThird included.

And DSP is sitting there just playing the game literally no one is paying attention to. Well, not entirely true, because he took the time to cuss out "Vote_Democrat" because he cheerded something about the game and ended the cheer with "look here and listen".

What a trashfire.
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I want to add some stuff to it, but thought that would better fit the main thread, just to give a general idea of what DSP's chat has been like on some (most?) days recently.

So, a troll with a 10,000-bit badge called Vote_Democrat ended a cheer with a Wings of Redemption meme, baiting DSP into reading it out loud:
















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Partial chatlog of Vote_Democrat:
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Doesn't get banned like... well, basically anyone else who even dares to mention anything related to Wings of Redemption (memes).

Someone else (also a troll) mentions WoR, and the message gets deleted:
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JonCTheThird has been acting like a total sperg as well:
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Partial chatlog of JonCTheThird:
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What a mess.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
He's so tilted right now because no one is excited about him winning in blackout.
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Kinda funny too because he actually...did well. He had like 7 kills and did enough damage to a guy that he got killed in the storm, so it was more like 8. But he camps so much and has so many shitty low- or no-kill games, that nobody was really around to see it.
 
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