Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

That much weight loss would visually show.

exactly. if he had really lost 30+ lbs it would be noticeable in his videos

instead he's looking as fat and round as he always has

 

[AnOminous]

exactly. if he had really lost 30+ lbs it would be noticeable in his videos

instead he's looking as fat and round as he always has

I don't know why he's bothering to lie to the public. He can't lie to the Reaper.

 

[BoxofMonkeys]

I haven't used him for comedy relief for a while. Is he still making massively unhealthy dishes and calling them healthy because they're keto or caveman or warthog anus or w/e the newest fad is?

Pity he disabled comments. He should be reminded that God helps those that help themselves.

 

[Water-T]

Isn't lying a sin, Jack?

 

[Christopher Robin]

I wouldn't be too happy with losing 30lbs of arm muscle due to atrophy after the stroke Jack.

 

[Religion is Dead]

me thinks not

View attachment 708445

I got bored, so I took two screencaps as best I could.

Spoiler: December

Spoiler: March

He didn't get shorter, he just didn't set the camera up the same way in both videos, but from the front at least he looks the goddamn same size.

 

[Frazzle]

I got bored, so I took two screencaps as best I could.

Spoiler: December

View attachment 708739

Spoiler: March

View attachment 708741

He didn't get shorter, he just didn't set the camera up the same way in both videos, but from the front at least he looks the goddamn same size.

I like how his apron leans to the right because his right shoulder just dangles there sadly. Getting a lot of strength back in that arm Jack, impressive.

 

[Hecate]

Ah that sounds boring... whoa wait a second....
How does he open the bottles??

Ah ok.
He uses shoulder momentum to hoist his clenched meat hook onto his belly holster.

And no, I checked, there isn't a wire attached to his wrist hanging from the ceiling.

maybe his wife is hiding behind his large mass and is moving his arm for him?

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Jack has one of the worst personalities I've encountered. He's straight up toxic. I can't imagine him working a regular job and having to interact with people other than his wife and Jack Jr on a daily basis.

 

[FemalePresident]

I think he's fatter than ever

 

[large_farva]

I came here eating a bagel and got inspired: it was a simple, plain store brand bagel delicately toasted in a hamilton beach toaster bought on amazon, topped with a chilled blend of cream cheese and blueberry sauce.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Doesn't anyone know Jack's height? I know he isn't that tall, but he looks a lot heavier than 295.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Maybe all the weight came off his ... lower ... legs?

 

[Aaway]

Doesn't anyone know Jack's height? I know he isn't that tall, but he looks a lot heavier than 295.

i believe he's 5'6

 

[3mpire117]

I'm convinced at this point he's deliberately fucking with us

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm convinced at this point he's deliberately fucking with us

View attachment 709719

I want to grab him by his lifeless arm and smack him with it over and over again for coming up with this idea.

 

[FemalePresident]

Dear Lord

Here comes the Keto friendly soy sauce

He does the same retarded face sticking his tongue out two times in a row. It baffles me.

 

[Aaway]

i noticed he hasn't used stolen thumbnails for his last couple cooking videos

wonder if he received a c&d from one of the sites he was stealing from

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'm convinced at this point he's deliberately fucking with us

View attachment 709719

Jack, what the fuck did that food ever do to you to deserve this?!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jack, what the fuck did that food ever do to you to deserve this?!

It gave him 2 strokes... just saying.

Edit:
The sound when he pours in the sauce into the pot really sounds like a flushing toilet or something.