Sekiro: Return to Dark Souls rage quit or unexpected surprise?

[Rootbeer]

All that heartache and over 1100 viewers netted him a nice...like $15-20 bucks in cheers.

Gotta take his break having not beat the boss and 1k viewers though like it's mandated.

 

[SleepyNibba]

I like how he told someone in chat you can parry the unblock-able attack...

Let that sentence sink in...

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I love how at the time of his break he only has 80 something emblems left and he's barely been using them throughout the game...whereas i use them all the time and are futher than him and i have over 400 of the bloody things.

Also love how holding circle and running away is now considered a puzzle..

I like how he told someone in chat you can parry the unblock-able attack...

Let that sentence sink in...

I mean if you want to be super pedantic he is right, you can parry thusts which are unblockable...its just the attack he's talking about is a sweep...

 

[Shick]

Swagginz has been on the warpath today, is this the start of a new redemption arc?

 

[Psychobilly]

I love how at the time of his break he only has 80 something emblems left and he's barely been using them throughout the game...whereas i use them all the time and are futher than him and i have over 400 of the bloody things.

I think he had about 320 in storage when he started. He's just been "wasting" them all on firecrackers which don't work, dood!

 

[DiabeticSP]

"Why doesnt the game let me spam items to stunlock the boss"

"Why is this aoe unblockable"

"Why aren't I jumping in the middle of my sword swing"


It must be the games fault.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I think he had about 320 in storage when he started. He's just been "wasting" them all on firecrackers which don't work, dood!

I also like he has not noticed once that the boss is literally shitting on him...he thinks its a rock. This man is special.

 

[ZB 584]

He also STILL does not understand the posture mechanic. Numerous time during Guardian Ape he's complained about his blahking not working, when his posture gauge is full.

Swagginz has been on the warpath today, is this the start of a new redemption arc?

Nah Fagginz is just desperate for Dark's attention. That's all.

 

[Ledj]

I mean if you want to be super pedantic he is right, you can parry thrusts which are unblockable...its just the attack he's talking about is a sweep...

He's just deeply confused about the entire rules of unblockables. He seems to think that it's a static, set game like R/P/S where each type (thrust, parry, throw) has the exact same solution regardless of the enemy / animation. He was confused that the Guardian Ape's air throw "caught him" because he "jumped." He jumped directly into the ape's arms and actually thought he should have evaded the throw. That's phenomenal, even for Phil.

Regarding parrying unblockables...he read that about thrusts and also must have thought it implictly applied to sweeps as well. Cute.

His guide must not have covered this.

 

[Psychobilly]

Beats the boss first time after returning from break changing strategy to the most passive way possible.

He must have found the "youtube video" supplement. Even his chat knows it. They were calling him "DarkGuidePhil".

 

[Frazzle]

Something tells me running around the map for 20 minutes waiting for one specific move over and over is not how they intended the boss to be beat.

 

[SleepyNibba]

those lean in bans, why is he announcing his lean in bans now?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Something tells me running around the map for 20 minutes waiting for one specific move over and over is not how they intended the boss to be beat.

I mean its kinda how i beat him, i just played safe becasue i absolutely suck at parrying and while i did get a bit steamed during some attempts it was nothing like phil.

 

[Ledj]

Something tells me running around the map for 20 minutes waiting for one specific move over and over is not how they intended the boss to be beat.

The more Phil skips honing his skills on the core mechanics, the more of a wall the final bosses will be. They're cumulative exams, and he's skipped class every fucking day.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I love how at the time of his break he only has 80 something emblems left and he's barely been using them throughout the game...whereas i use them all the time and are futher than him and i have over 400 of the bloody things.

Also love how holding circle and running away is now considered a puzzle..



I mean if you want to be super pedantic he is right, you can parry thusts which are unblockable...its just the attack he's talking about is a sweep...

I'm honest-to-god shocked that no one has told him to cheese with the Firecracker. It's the ultimate cheese tool. I would say it's about as equally busted as Lightning Spears pre-nerf in Dark Souls 2.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

See what I don't get with Phil is hes so defensive about how he didn't read a guide during his break, when it was very obvious. Yet openly talks out loud about what his chat is saying to guide him around.

 

[Wing Zero]

See what I don't get with Phil is hes so defensive about how he didn't read a guide during his break, when it was very obvious. Yet openly talks out loud about what his chat is saying to guide him around.

It's less about him being defensive and more about greed, cause why the fuck would anyone bother giving him money to tell him how to play if they knew he had a guide right next to him?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Seattle air strats for Sekiro

 

[samovski]

This depresses me. His chat is just terrible all year round.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

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This depresses me. His chat is just terrible all year round.

I think that was a wings joke peepul were still talking about guise after it some dood let him know about Dave totally not using a guide on the Ape guardian guy.