DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wing Zero]

Any news on his appearance on the Drunken Peasants? Do you guys think he tried to charge money for his appearance or share their super chat money with him and they told him to fuck off? Lol

That got canned a while ago. I think Phil backed down because he was too worried about his fee-fees being hurt by DP's twitch chat since there would be no one there to ensure all the mean detractors got immediately banned.

 

[Comma]

Kat update!

"I told her about the boss fight and how frustrated I was, and she was telling me how frustrated she has been at work recently"

Imagine living in a house with this man: you are working your ass off at an actual job and hating it, and you hear this guy literally screaming at the television on the 2nd floor, only to see him come downstairs for about 20 minutes to complain to you about how he's sucking at playing his video game.

Christ on a bike.

 

[Agent Proper]

All I could taste is the salt from that stream Swagginz was laying into Dave before and after the Ape fight where he only because he took his magical refreshing break. It was like he was guided to victory after he walk around the Goutpalace.

 

[ZehnBoat]

imagine being so bland and uneventful, you have to fake struggling just to get money so you can FEEL something for once in your life

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Kat update!

"I told her about the boss fight and how frustrated I was, and she was telling me how frustrated she has been at work recently"
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Imagine living in a house with this man: you are working your ass off at an actual job and hating it, and you hear this guy literally screaming at the television on the 2nd floor, only to see him come downstairs for about 20 minutes to complain to you about how he's sucking at playing his video game.

Christ on a bike.

I think this is more proof that they dont feel anything towards each other,when you truly care about someone you listen to their problems,you dont tell them how you have it equally as bad or worse,they are just living together,they are not a couple.

 

[actually]

I think this is more proof that they dont feel anything towards each other,when you truly care about someone you listen to their problems,you dont tell them how you have it equally as bad or worse,they are just living together,they are not a couple.

Or they're both the type of person to try and one-up someone who is talking about something.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think this is more proof that they dont feel anything towards each other,when you truly care about someone you listen to their problems,you dont tell them how you have it equally as bad or worse

Well, there's something to be said for saying "I know the feeling" or "I know what you're going through", sharing work stories, and so on. It just doesn't work when one person says "My boss is crushing my spirit" and the other says "I forgot to save before Gangplank Galleon".

 

[Troglodyte]

imagine being so bland and uneventful, you have to fake struggling just to get money so you can FEEL something for once in your life

Imagine being so gullible that you buy into that shit.

 

[KwalityKantent]

This dude just said he was 5'11 IRL LMFAO

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil says the reason baseball and football are still popular is because the 'heartland' is full of farmers who voted for Trump.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

This dude just said he was 5'11 IRL LMFAO

I swear he said he was 6 feet a while ago when talking about detractors being afraid of him in real life.

He also doesn't seem to understand baseball at all. Every single pitch has been in the box and he still doesn't swing sometimes. I think someone said it was because he's on easy??

Lol this dude hit a ball deep and stopped at first base because he though the guy was going to catch it.

 

[Draza]

I swear he said he was 6 feet a while ago when talking about detractors being afraid of him in real life.

He also doesn't seem to understand baseball at all. Every single pitch has been in the box and he still doesn't swing sometimes. I think someone said it was because he's on easy??

He said he was 5'12 lol. Tbh i'm pretty sure his height is close to 5'9 or 5'10.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He said he was 5'12 lol. Tbh i'm pretty sure his height is close to 5'9 or 5'10.

He also said he is 190lbs

So why would anyone believe this fat fuck?

 

[Troglodyte]

He also said he is 190lbs

Add an extra 100lbs and you might be looking at an accurate figure.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'd guess he's closer to 250.

 

[actually]

He also said he is 190lbs

So why would anyone believe this fat fuck?


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I'd guess he's closer to 250.

Tbh, I'd buy that he's around 200 because he's just wasting away. Like, he gets no actual exercise, does no lifting of any significance (not even talking gyms here...just the normal everyday shit that is heavy)...he's the archetypal pasty nerd.


Edit: He's also still claiming (as of just now) that he was totally trying to set up a charity event for summer of 2015 before DUH EBIL DETRACTORS ruined his Youtube fame. He furthers claims that he was talking to SSOHPKC and was maybe going to have some of The Creatures (I guess they were a group?) on for the event. If someone wanted to get in touch with them to find out if it that's true...I wouldn't be opposed. Just don't be a dipshit about it and send a 10 page screed about how Phil is the devil.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

whotf created this pig character

 

[bearsintrees]

Tbh, I'd buy that he's around 200 because he's just wasting away. Like, he gets no actual exercise, does no lifting of any significance (not even talking gyms here...just the normal everyday shit that is heavy)...he's the archetypal pasty nerd.

Bingo. He's 5 pounds of brittle bird bones, 50 pounds of massive head, 50 pounds of visceral alcohol fat, and 95 pounds of tits and hanging skin.

He's basically what would happen if the weight Boogie lost congealed into a vague person shape.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil is ranting about why he didn't go on the Drunken Peasants. TLDR: He got spooked and was afraid people would say mean things.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phil is ranting about why he didn't go on the Drunken Peasants. TLDR: He got spooked and was afraid people would say mean things.

To expand it a little:
His fans thought it was a bad idea to be on it because of the trolls and then he got worried about that the chat was going to get full of trolls saying nasty things about Kats past that he has nothing to do with and it is exactly what would have happened (he thinks)!

So simply speaking he is using his fans and his girlfriend, again, as a excuse as to why he wont go on a podcast where he can control both the chat and questions asked.