Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FemalePresident]

I hope you're ready for this

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It gave him 2 strokes... just saying.

Edit:
The sound when he pours in the sauce into the pot really sounds like a flushing toilet or something.

It sounds like the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber without the farting.

 

[Aaway]

the scalfanis are every bad american stereotype rolled into a single family

 

[Zero fks to give]

Jack has one of the worst personalities I've encountered. He's straight up toxic. I can't imagine him working a regular job and having to interact with people other than his wife and Jack Jr on a daily basis.

Speaking of his toxicity, did anyone see the recent grilling at the firehouse video? Maybe I'm overlooking the post. Anyway the whole thing was awkward as fk.

It gave him 2 strokes... just saying.

Edit:
The sound when he pours in the sauce into the pot really sounds like a flushing toilet or something.

And how many times can he say pour in one video? Ffs dump the shit in there.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I hope you're ready for this
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Best angle of the Jack Yoshi tongue I've seen so far.

Spoiler: The sound it should make

 

[Xerxes IX]

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Best angle of the Jack Yoshi tongue I've seen so far.

Spoiler: The sound it should make

If Jack was a Yoshi he'd definitely be this one:

Give him a shriveled up stroked arm and it'd be perfect.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I'm convinced at this point he's deliberately fucking with us

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I guess if you've got 50 smokers, you may as well smoke everything.

Every problem looks like a nail when you're dumb as a sack of hammers.

 

[Aaway]

Speaking of his toxicity, did anyone see the recent grilling at the firehouse video? Maybe I'm overlooking the post. Anyway the whole thing was awkward as fk.

random obese dude sticks a camera in your face and starts asking you questions

of course it's gonna be awkward

 

[Aaway]

its so obvious jack is only involved with this channel just so he has an excuse to eat out more

 

[Religion is Dead]

Another edition of Jack's Facebook.

It was predicted to make 3 million, but instead turned in 6.1 million, making it the 4th highest grossing film of the weekend. It's about 14 million shy of Captain Marvel the same weekend, for frame of reference.

 

[Aaway]

jack sure knows how to cater to those midwestern housewives aka his biggest fans

 

[PeckingOrder]

Ol’ Jack definitely hasn't seen this movie and is basically just spouting rehashed critique of the “leftist media” he saw from other conservatives. I understood from various detailed reviews that the movie depicts abortions rather graphically and has more than earned its R rating.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

If the makers of Unplanned really wanted to top the box office, they should have had the abortions performed by a flying elephant.

 

[Aaway]

another jack talk to text fail

 

[AnOminous]

another jack talk to text fail

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Looks like maggots in dishwater with dog turds.

 

[Army Burger]

Looks like maggots in dishwater with dog turds.

I think you're being way too generous with that statement.

 

[FemalePresident]

another jack talk to text fail

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Looks like parasites with an infested turd inside some disgusting blood puke. I'm feeling sick.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I think it is a safe bet the stolen thumbnails will be back for that episode. Just did a search for shirataki meatballs and found a blog with a recipe for keto "spaghetti" and meatballs. I bet this is the recipe he stole since it has pork rinds in it.

Keto Spaghetti and Meatballs Recipe | MoscatoMom.com

Keto Spaghetti and Meatballs is the perfect keto comfort food to help keep you on track with keto. Keto Meatballs reheat easily for a quick meal!

moscatomom.com

For The Meatballs:
1 lb ground beef
1/2 cup finely crushed pork rinds
1 egg
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
For The Sauce:
1 pkg Shirataki Noodles
1 28oz can peeled whole tomatoes
1 tsp onion
1 tsp garlic
2 tsp oregano
1 tsp parsley
1/2 tsp salt
1 Tbs red wine vinegar
1/4 cup olive oil

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

another jack talk to text fail

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Shirataki noodles are notorious for causing upset stomachs, and also for coming out in the same shape they've been swallowed in unless they've been throughly chewed.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Dear Jack,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_presentation