DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

? It's from this infamous Mortal Kombat fight where Phil's opponent had his mic enabled:

The guy from the video posted here briefly too.

 

[Dragoonism]

I just changed the name...

 

[DiabeticSP]

For the record Phil is playing MLB on baby mode where the ai does nothing but lob soft balls over the center of the plate.

 

[BrunoMattei]

For the record Phil is playing MLB on baby mode where the ai does nothing but lob soft balls over the center of the plate.

I don't know why he even bothers with sports games.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I don't know why he even bothers with sports games.

There's even an adaptive difficulty mode that adjusts pitcher difficulty based on how well you're doing.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

There's even an adaptive difficulty mode that adjusts pitcher difficulty based on how well you're doing.

Yeah, yesterday he kept saying "Ever notice how the pitcher always throws a strike??" That's because on easy mode every pitch is in the strikek zone so you can hit it easier.

 

[Salubrious]

I wish his channel allowed clips. Someone actually did ask him about moving back and he got super pissed. Said it was not an option whatsoever and that he left because it was too small. Said the previous owners sold it to him because it was too small for 2 people and there is no way him and Kat could live there. Said if he had to sell the house he would get an apartment or something. I think this was during early Sekiro stream?

It was the very end of his marathon.

6:47 of this video.

Again, he lived in that apartment for years streaming just fine, but now the internet there is worse or "does haven't enough room for his setup" or something.

Probably because he needs at least 3 bedrooms. Baseless speculation, but in a 2 bedroom apartment with one room where he sleeps and one room for streaming, where does Kat stay? They probably aren't sharing a bedroom or an "office" at this point. Would she want to sleep in the living room full time?

 

[actually]

Probably because he needs at least 3 bedrooms. Baseless speculation, but in a 2 bedroom apartment with one room where he sleeps and one room for streaming, where does Kat stay? They probably aren't sharing a bedroom or an "office" at this point. Would she want to sleep in the living room full time?

The condo, unless I'm sorely mistaken, is 1 Bed/1 Bath. That has zero impact on Phil's streaming as he could easily set up on a short wall and use a green screen to hide everything behind him (the rest of the living room, etc.). It would be annoying as fuck for Kat through because she would have to listen to Phil without the benefit of multiple walls to dampen the REEEEing.

Does anybody have video of this? It blows my mind that he might actually expect $5k in a single day.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Poor guy had to reply to himself to bump his tweet up in the feed to hope catching DSP's attention again, because DSP refused to respond to his volunteer works

 

[Draza]

Poor guy had to reply to himself to bump his tweet up in the feed to hope catching DSP's attention again, because DSP refused to respond to his volunteer works


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God, what a idiot.

 

[James Smith]

I wish his channel allowed clips.

Clipping was enabled the past time I checked.

https://twitter.com/MrPapaveraceae/status/1111458158449352704

DSP's financial problems have been solved. I can't believe nobody has thought to ask Mr. Beast to give someone specific money before. It'll surely work.

 

[drgnkiller]

Does anybody have video of this? It blows my mind that he might actually expect $5k in a single day.

It's based on what he said last fundraiser.

Wants $4K-6K to go on a payment plan and pay his tax guy. Plus he claims all money right now is going towards bills and he has nothing saved, not even from last fundraiser.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

So if Dark has these weekly fundraising schemes would he be a game streamer or professional fundraiser?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP:

"I Don't have small hands, I have MEDIUM SIZE HANDS, look, they are not small at all!"

Let's all take a close look at THE HOOF ourselves shall we?

 

[James Smith]

So if Dark has these weekly fundraising schemes would he be a game streamer or professional fundraiser?

Look you don't understand what it's like to be an adult with bills. He's a full time streamer but he needs to do weekly fundraisers unlike other streamers because he doesn't have an audience of dumbfuck kids giving him money for edited content and high-skill gameplay.

 

[actually]

It's based on what he said last fundraiser.

Wants $4K-6K to go on a payment plan and pay his tax guy. Plus he claims all money right now is going towards bills and he has nothing saved, not even from last fundraiser.

Ah, ok. I hadn't heard him say he used all the tips from the previous "marathon" for bills.

 

[James Smith]

Based on what he's raised so far and what he got from Patreon, YouTube, and Twitch we can get an idea of what will be going toward his taxes by comparing it to his average earnings and assuming he barely makes ends meet. The finance thread has some info on that.

Of course he's a fucking liar and dumps everything into credit card balances in an attempt to qualify for a home equity loan so his definition of "bills" includes optional credit card payments and his definition of "broke" includes paying for almost everything with credit cards instead of using a savings/checking account. So what he says isn't absolutely helpful.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

hint hint

https://streamable.com/bf16f

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil just went on a HARDCORE BEGGING session followed by a SALTY RAGING RANT toward the TOXIC CHAT

Here's N0thingICanDo providing you with the full coverage, as always


Started with a long begging session:

"Guys please if you can TIP ME NOW or attend my LAST HURRAH BIRTHDAY STREAM on Friday and contribute as much as you can, to be honest ALL OF my recently received tips went to bills so I really need your help now"

"Yes I need to MAKE A BIG DENT to my tax and I can't do that because I have SO MUCH DEBT you have no idea"

Paypig suggested him to buy a BMW

"Kozatof stop derailing the chat, no one cares about what you said"

"Ugh someone asked how much I need to save my house, for the birthday party that coming up I definitely will need AT LEAST $5000 RIGHT NOW to even have a possibility to refinance my house"

"Stop fucking ask me where the money from 2017, the money from 2018, or the money from my last marathon went, you think everything in this house is free????I Swear people are just STUPID, all of those money WENT TO BILLS YOU IDIOT, BASIC BILLS"

"What Can help now? Honestly, they only thing that can help now is MORE MONEY, nothing else helps"

"Can I get a part time job? Are you a fucking moron? I'm doing a FULL TIME JOB 6 DAYS A WEEK you stupid asshole, where do i find time to do another part time job, I swear some people are just jerks here to agitate me, go fuck yourself, btw you are BANNED"

"Someone said it was my fault that i cant manage my finance, I'm NOT EVEN GONNA ADDRESS THAT, you are a moron, that's all"

At this point Phil suddenly started to scream into the Mic: " STOP SAYING THESE STUPID SHIT, IM DOING A FULL TIME JOB HERE, I LOVE THIS HOUSE AND I NEED TO KEEP IT, you guys can all fuck yourselves if you keep saying that I am not managing my finance or I need a part time job"

Someone asked what job Khet does, and how come she cant contribute to the financial situation, this guy unfortunately got the LEAN-IN-MANUAL-BAN

"Babymangaming if you don't stop trolling you are going to get banned, he is talking about my Tax fundraiser from last year but that was for the BACK TAX, im dealing with the FEDERAL TAX now you idiot"

 

[FamicomGorby]

Also from this stream, Phil apparently has no time to look for an apartment but does have time to take a week off from work.