TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

BrunoMattei said:
And he'd have the themes of Disneyland rides playing in the background as he blows his brains out.
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Or just pulling a Randy Stair or David Katz with a failed attempt at a mass shooting in a Disneyland park just to commit suicide afterwards by leaving behind his Elliot Rodger-style manifesto that he wrote down before his failed murder attempt.

...small world after all.
 
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TVBForever said:
Or just pulling a Randy Stair or David Katz with a failed attempt at a mass shooting in a Disneyland park just to commit suicide afterwards by leaving behind his Elliot Rodger-style manifesto that he wrote down before his failed murder attempt.

...small world after all.
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His manifesto won't be as elegantly written though...
 
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I decided to revisit this thread and watch that Donald Trump animatronic thing he made and wow, that was hard to sit through. I can't believe he kept that fit in the video. You can tell he thought that it was funny.

The best part was him saying to vote blue if fans like his videos.
 
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Oscar Wildean said:
The best part was him saying to vote blue if fans like his videos.
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Like you'd be so impressed by a fat, disgusting, greasy NEET jerking himself off over children's rides, usually in videos released a fucking year or so after anything remotely new about them, that you'd change your politics because you wanted to be like that bearded Butterball clone.
 
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BradolfPittler said:
They don't make rope strong enough
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He'd have to use a crane, like Murderous Mary the elephant:

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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
He'd have to use a crane, like Murderous Mary the elephant:

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A crane is just too heavy for Tony. He weighs just as much as Boogie2988 and Eric Abramov. Probably need way a bigger-sized crane for this mammoth if anything. But come to think of it, I'm surprised giant ugly mammoths like Tony, Boogie, Crash Thompson, Eric Abramov, Amy Schumer, and Leslie Jones still exist.
 
AnOminous said:
You know those cows with slow threads and when they pop up again you think "oh yeah, this guy" and you're almost fond of them?

This fat, smelly piece of shit isn't one of those. All his thread popping up reminds you of is why you haven't thought about him in months.
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The worst cows are the ones that have somehow acquired an audience that like their work unironically, and they treat that audience like shit because they have the audacity to ask about how their work is coming along. The last time I posted in this thread was when Goldmark flipped out about being asked when he'll resume theme park videos. And now he's flipping out when being offered tech advice. A simple "that doesn't appear to be solving the problem, but thanks for the suggestion" could have sufficed, but then he wouldn't have the opportunity to be an enormous asshole. That's why people laughed at his misery over Change the Channel destroying his crossover chances.
 
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Someone in a Tree said:
The worst cows are the ones that have somehow acquired an audience that like their work unironically, and they treat that audience like shit because they have the audacity to ask about how their work is coming along. The last time I posted in this thread was when Goldmark flipped out about being asked when he'll resume theme park videos. And now he's flipping out when being offered tech advice. A simple "that doesn't appear to be solving the problem, but thanks for the suggestion" could have sufficed, but then he wouldn't have the opportunity to be an enormous asshole. That's why people laughed at his misery over Change the Channel destroying his crossover chances.
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You wanna know what's really sad and pathetic: SpazzMaster, one of the frequent guest-stars in Tony's videos, does Tony's reviewing shtick arguably better than he ever could. Spazz not only reviewed all of Universal Hollywood over the span of several years in a much more down-to-earth way (meaning no Nostalgia-Critic-esque BS that makes everyone else trying to have a nice time at the parks watch and stare in utter confusion), but despite his channel size: both his Universal Retrospective and his Disneyland videos got him noticed by Universal staff, enough so that he was hired to be a ride loader/unloader for the Transformers Ride. It wasn't even that much different from Jerk's style of humor, he was just less...loud and abrasive.

He even decided to update his Retrospective series apparently, and, get this: no sperging out or bitching from the fans was needed! He just did it because he wanted to update people, especially now that he can speak from experience.

What a crazy notion.

Meanwhile Tony:
  • Lost most CA crossover chances due to exceptional bouts of rage at fans and creators on Twitter
  • Had to use his dead mother's connections to get guest appearances on his show
  • Still hasn't made a 4th season of the only show that brings him an actual profit
  • Hates his fans, even when they're trying to help them
  • Has been abusive to his previous spouse and then felt the need to speak in lieu of her
  • Has to try and stick it to them Twitter trolls/bots and publicly defame them for calling out his stupidity, which makes him look like an even bigger jackass
  • Has a hate boner for the orange man
And anything else that was talked about in this thread that I forgot to mention.

Spazz may be his own brand of exceptional, but compared to Tony: it's not even a contest.

(I mean you could also say that about a few others from GeekVision, but you get the point.)
 
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OmnipotentStupidity said:
You wanna know what's really sad and pathetic: SpazzMaster, one of the frequent guest-stars in Tony's videos, does Tony's reviewing shtick arguably better than he ever could. Spazz not only reviewed all of Universal Hollywood over the span of several years in a much more down-to-earth way (meaning no Nostalgia-Critic-esque BS that makes everyone else trying to have a nice time at the parks watch and stare in utter confusion), but despite his channel size: both his Universal Retrospective and his Disneyland videos got him noticed by Universal staff, enough so that he was hired to be a ride loader/unloader for the Transformers Ride. It wasn't even that much different from Jerk's style of humor, he was just less...loud and abrasive.

He even decided to update his Retrospective series apparently, and, get this: no sperging out or bitching from the fans was needed! He just did it because he wanted to update people, especially now that he can speak from experience.

What a crazy notion.

Meanwhile Tony:
  • Lost most CA crossover chances due to exceptional bouts of rage at fans and creators on Twitter
  • Had to use his dead mother's connections to get guest appearances on his show
  • Still hasn't made a 4th season of the only show that brings him an actual profit
  • Hates his fans, even when they're trying to help them
  • Has been abusive to his previous spouse and then felt the need to speak in lieu of her
  • Has to try and stick it to them Twitter trolls/bots and publicly defame them for calling out his stupidity, which makes him look like an even bigger jackass
  • Has a hate boner for the orange man
And anything else that was talked about in this thread that I forgot to mention.

Spazz may be his own brand of exceptional, but compared to Tony: it's not even a contest.

(I mean you could also say that about a few others from GeekVision, but you get the point.)
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To make things simple...
Some Virgin with a Real Estate Income vs. THE CHAD MASTER
 
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AnOminous said:
The other two look like lolcows themselves.
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I'm guessing the two guys one the couch with Skidmark in the thumbnail pic, the one with what looks like a fauxhawk with a fading purple dye job and the one that looks like a rat wearing a skunk tail like a wig, are probably a couple. They both look like they're trying too hard to let everyone know they're gay just by looking at them. All five in the thumbnail look like absolute losers. Tony, of course, is the fattest and greasiest of the lot. The guy with the beard in the back looks like an absolute cuck who only saw pussy once, when he was born. He looks like the kind of guy who would wait patiently outside his bedroom door while his girl gets pounded on his own bed by another man. They just all look so sad and pathetic.
 
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The Dude said:
I'm guessing the two guys one the couch with Skidmark in the thumbnail pic, the one with what looks like a fauxhawk with a fading purple dye job and the one that looks like a rat wearing a skunk tail like a wig, are probably a couple. They both look like they're trying too hard to let everyone know they're gay just by looking at them. All five in the thumbnail look like absolute losers. Tony, of course, is the fattest and greasiest of the lot. The guy with the beard in the back looks like an absolute cuck who only saw pussy once, when he was born. He looks like the kind of guy who would wait patiently outside his bedroom door while his girl gets pounded on his own bed by another man. They just all look so sad and pathetic.
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Beardy Bowlcut at the back is David Ganssle a/k/a Doggans he's a long time collaborator/friend of skidmark, he has a youtube channel also:

https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans
 
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