Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

[kitty shit]

So there was this person, let's call her Eli. Eli identified as a "non-binary trans man". Eli was also a self diagnosed autist. Nearly every day, she would post shit like "bluh bluh bleh kluuuuh" or "poop poop farts farts". Once in a while, somebody would question those posts. That was, in Eli's mind, extremely ableist, because apparently it was her "way of communicating" because of the self diagnosed autism. Once, this Eli person made a long ass post ranting about how ableist the LGBT community was - because when she'd gone to a pride festival, people had smiled at her, said hello to her, and tried to engage in conversation with her. Super ableist, right? She would also go on long rants about how calling a penis a penis and a vagina a vagina was SOOOOOO transphobic, and demanded people to refer to penises as "long sex organs" and vaginas as "short sex organs" instead. Oh, and let's not forget her dad was a real toxic abuser, because said dad told her she wasn't actually autistic (she wasn't autistic, by the way - people that met her irl said she actually came across as fairly normal aside from the whole gender-shit) and needed to stop acting like a child at 20 years old.

Then, in like 2015, she completely disappeared off the internet.

 

[Probably your mom]

My lolcow tumblrina was actually also someone I knew irl. She's a feminist, hates men, and has several sexualities she proclaims to anyone not asking everytime the wind blows. You know the type. She was dating a friend of mine. She went over to his place when he was blackout drunk, tried to have sex with him, and accused him of attempting to rape her when he wouldn't have sex because he said he was too drunk. He, while drunk, wouldn't have sex with her, because he was too drunk and thus she accused him of rape. there were huge tumblr posts and mini rallys of randos "supporting" her, (they stopped in less then a week). It's really easy to piss off the tumblrites and sort of fun to watch them tear each other apart with their nonsense. Brings a happy tear to an old lady's eye

 

[Edgeworth]

I loosely knew a guy in the Borderlands fandom who was one of those "man I'm so damaged and have so many personal issues but I hide it behind a wall of cockiness and (shitty) art because I'm just a badass like that" types. So call me mad on the internet but I fucking hate kintypes, especially that "fictionkin" shit so this kid thinks he is actually possessed by Handsome Jack to the point that HJ would "front" and post shit on his tumblr then he'd post "cute" stuff like "omg wtf Jack where did we get this fuzzy pink pair of handcuffs" like they were the Odd Couple and it just really ticked me off.

Then I realised that the Borderlands fandom and, by extension, fandoms as a whole are cancerous in of themselves no matter where you go so I swore off of them. Unfortunately, years ago he DFE because he was having a breakdown or some shit so I have no idea where he is now.

The Borderlands fandom was full of cows now that I think about it, though.

 

[AnOminous]

The Borderlands fandom was full of cows now that I think about it, though.

The sequel gave us mega-cuck Anthony Burch.

 

[Kudgel]

Dumped an ex a long while back, and recently, a friend of mine capped his Tumblr bio and sent it to me. He's pangenderfluid and pansexual (pretty sure the pangenderfluid is just Tumblr MOGAI shit) and believes autism isn't an actual disorder since he got diagnosed at like 21 with it and has an extremely mild case. He (along with a not-so-very-surprising amount of people on the site that are self-diagnosed) thinks it's almost like a personality trait instead.

Dodged a bullet, I guess?

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Mod Bella now goes by Sparkling Aria. She is begging people on tumblr for money. She has set up a gofundme page. She is having problems with her teeth and needs to see a dentist.
Link to blog post: http://tempest-caller.tumblr.com/post/183356807484/i-hate-to-ask-but
Link to her gofundme page: https://www.gofundme.com/jv72u-help-me-pay-for-oral-surgery

 

[Little Pikachu]

I was told this would fit better in this thread.

Somebody I found on deviantART today.

Spoiler

Also, I have stuff from an artist who I have been following since around 10 years ago. She used to be normal. I'm not sure what I have on her is extreme enough, but I still wanna share. Let me know what you guys think. I'm really sperging out about her because she was one of my favourite artists and it makes me so angry that she became a troon.

She also has an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and I'm sure some of you have seen her before, but it hasn't been updated for a while.

Spoiler

When she was normal:

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Here you can see her referring to her fursona as a female. The gender on the left also says female.

This was the last reference sheet of her fursona she drew when she was normal, and when she still referred to her as female.

This was drawn on March 15th, 2012.

Then, around late 2013 to early 2014, she began to start drawing more depressing and dark art, and she made a new reference for her fursona, where she didn't refer to her as male or female. 2 months later, she made another new reference sheet for her fursona, where she referred to her as male for the first time.

The last normal drawing she drew of her fursona was May 1st, 2013.

When she became not normal:

Spoiler: GIANT IMAGE DUMP

Her fursona still looks a lot like she did previously here.

Then she began to think she was a boy. In addition, she began drawing things that suggested she was depressed and probably messed up in the head.

This is a common theme when she draws her fursona.

This was her first reference sheet of her fursona as an anthro. She always draw the mastectomy scars. I kind of thought that a real trans person wouldn't want to draw that on their characters. Wouldn't it make them uncomfortable?

She REALLY wants you to see that her fursona has a penis.

Here's, yet again, an example of her having a fetish for getting beaten.

She had to include the penis. Guys, she's a "ReAL BoY".

She made another fursona, and, again, it has mastectomy scars.

Then she drew this. She is fetishizing her own nasty giant clitoris that has been deformed from taking testosterone. I'm pretty sure a real trans person wouldn't want to look at their deformed clitoris. They would want it to be as close to a penis as possible.

This, again, makes me confused. Why would she want to draw this? If she thinks she's a guy, why would she draw her fursona's vagina and deformed clitoris?

This is her latest reference sheet. She's currently 27 years old. I hope she gets help. Maybe she'll grow out of it someday.

Apparently, she started testosterone June 16th, 2015, so she was 24.

Oh, and she has uploaded selfies on her deviantART too. She can pass for a male, but it just makes me so angry that she went crazy.

Spoiler

 

[Permuto]

When she was normal- proceeds to showcase furry shit

 

[homewayhalf]

I was told this would fit better in this thread.

Somebody I found on deviantART today.

Spoiler

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Also, I have stuff from an artist who I have been following since around 10 years ago. She used to be normal. I'm not sure what I have on her is extreme enough, but I still wanna share. Let me know what you guys think. I'm really sperging out about her because she was one of my favourite artists and it makes me so angry that she became a troon.

She also has an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and I'm sure some of you have seen her before, but it hasn't been updated for a while.

Spoiler

When she was normal:

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Here you can see her referring to her fursona as a female. The gender on the left also says female.
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This was the last reference sheet of her fursona she drew when she was normal, and when she still referred to her as female.
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This was drawn on March 15th, 2012.

Then, around late 2013 to early 2014, she began to start drawing more depressing and dark art, and she made a new reference for her fursona, where she didn't refer to her as male or female. 2 months later, she made another new reference sheet for her fursona, where she referred to her as male for the first time.

The last normal drawing she drew of her fursona was May 1st, 2013.

When she became not normal:

Spoiler: GIANT IMAGE DUMP

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Her fursona still looks a lot like she did previously here.
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Then she began to think she was a boy. In addition, she began drawing things that suggested she was depressed and probably messed up in the head.
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This is a common theme when she draws her fursona.
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This was her first reference sheet of her fursona as an anthro. She always draw the mastectomy scars. I kind of thought that a real trans person wouldn't want to draw that on their characters. Wouldn't it make them uncomfortable?
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She REALLY wants you to see that her fursona has a penis.
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Here's, yet again, an example of her having a fetish for getting beaten.
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She had to include the penis. Guys, she's a "ReAL BoY".
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She made another fursona, and, again, it has mastectomy scars.
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Then she drew this. She is fetishizing her own nasty giant clitoris that has been deformed from taking testosterone. I'm pretty sure a real trans person wouldn't want to look at their deformed clitoris. They would want it to be as close to a penis as possible.
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This, again, makes me confused. Why would she want to draw this? If she thinks she's a guy, why would she draw her fursona's vagina and deformed clitoris?
View attachment 694643
This is her latest reference sheet. She's currently 27 years old. I hope she gets help. Maybe she'll grow out of it someday.

Apparently, she started testosterone June 16th, 2015, so she was 24.

Oh, and she has uploaded selfies on her deviantART too. She can pass for a male, but it just makes me so angry that she went crazy.

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“Normal”

“Fursona”

Choose one

 

[Little Pikachu]

When she was normal- proceeds to showcase furry shit

I meant when she just drew cute cartoon dogs and stuff like that. It was never really anything more than that.

“Normal”

“Fursona”

Choose one

She used to only really draw cute dogs and cats, and animate them and stuff. It was never anything extreme or gross like it is now. That's what I meant by normal.

 

[Valstrax]

I was told this would fit better in this thread.

Somebody I found on deviantART today.

Spoiler

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Also, I have stuff from an artist who I have been following since around 10 years ago. She used to be normal. I'm not sure what I have on her is extreme enough, but I still wanna share. Let me know what you guys think. I'm really sperging out about her because she was one of my favourite artists and it makes me so angry that she became a troon.

She also has an Encyclopedia Dramatica article, and I'm sure some of you have seen her before, but it hasn't been updated for a while.

Spoiler

When she was normal:

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Here you can see her referring to her fursona as a female. The gender on the left also says female.
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This was the last reference sheet of her fursona she drew when she was normal, and when she still referred to her as female.
View attachment 694623
This was drawn on March 15th, 2012.

Then, around late 2013 to early 2014, she began to start drawing more depressing and dark art, and she made a new reference for her fursona, where she didn't refer to her as male or female. 2 months later, she made another new reference sheet for her fursona, where she referred to her as male for the first time.

The last normal drawing she drew of her fursona was May 1st, 2013.

When she became not normal:

Spoiler: GIANT IMAGE DUMP

View attachment 694628
Her fursona still looks a lot like she did previously here.
View attachment 694629
Then she began to think she was a boy. In addition, she began drawing things that suggested she was depressed and probably messed up in the head.
View attachment 694630
This is a common theme when she draws her fursona.
View attachment 694631
This was her first reference sheet of her fursona as an anthro. She always draw the mastectomy scars. I kind of thought that a real trans person wouldn't want to draw that on their characters. Wouldn't it make them uncomfortable?
View attachment 694632
She REALLY wants you to see that her fursona has a penis.
View attachment 694633
Here's, yet again, an example of her having a fetish for getting beaten.
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She had to include the penis. Guys, she's a "ReAL BoY".
View attachment 694638
She made another fursona, and, again, it has mastectomy scars.
View attachment 694639
Then she drew this. She is fetishizing her own nasty giant clitoris that has been deformed from taking testosterone. I'm pretty sure a real trans person wouldn't want to look at their deformed clitoris. They would want it to be as close to a penis as possible.
View attachment 694641
This, again, makes me confused. Why would she want to draw this? If she thinks she's a guy, why would she draw her fursona's vagina and deformed clitoris?
View attachment 694643
This is her latest reference sheet. She's currently 27 years old. I hope she gets help. Maybe she'll grow out of it someday.

Apparently, she started testosterone June 16th, 2015, so she was 24.

Oh, and she has uploaded selfies on her deviantART too. She can pass for a male, but it just makes me so angry that she went crazy.

Spoiler

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Yeah, but did she ever go through a 'he/him lesbian' or otherkin phase?

 

[Little Pikachu]

Yeah, but did she ever go through a 'he/him lesbian' or otherkin phase?

No, she says she's gay but is trans, but also doesn't have a penis.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm pretty sure I've posted this guy before, but he likes changing names a lot - he used to be 'TransBastion' or something stupid before I lost track of him. Managed to locate him again and he's just as super special snowflakey as before:

the what? gay?

17 | trans boy | gay | taurus | hi I'm Lime and my skills include drawing robots and binge watching...

liimewiire.tumblr.com

To date I can't actually figure out if this person's a male pretending to be a girl or a girl pretending to be a boy.

 

[White bubblegum]

I'm pretty sure I've posted this guy before, but he likes changing names a lot - he used to be 'TransBastion' or something stupid before I lost track of him. Managed to locate him again and he's just as super special snowflakey as before:

the what? gay?

17 | trans boy | gay | taurus | hi I'm Lime and my skills include drawing robots and binge watching...

liimewiire.tumblr.com

To date I can't actually figure out if this person's a male pretending to be a girl or a girl pretending to be a boy.

I dont think an mtf would label themselves "trans boy"

 

[Optimus Prime]

I dont think an mtf would label themselves "trans boy"

There's like six billion genders these people call themselves interchangeably, I can't even tell anymore.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Sparkling Aria now goes by Oceanic Operetta. She is now begging people on her PillowFort to donate money to her.
Link to her tumblr: http://tempest-caller.tumblr.com/
Link to her PillowFort: https://www.pillowfort.io/The-Nerdy-Curvy-Feminist
Link to her gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/jv72u-help-me-pay-for-oral-surgery

 

[Sir Gawain]

My personal Tumblrcow was once one of my closest friends when I was teenager. Let's call him Ham.
Ham was an edgy teenager on Tumblr, him and I were in a small circle of friends that would laugh at some guy that thought he could make a animated show with just a team of volunteers. Since this friendship was based on Tumblr, of course all of my friends in this circle were weird sex perverts, a standard on the website, and as the months went on, my friend turned into a kind of normal guy into a bisexual fat fetishist, closet troon, furry, etc.
Ham and I had a volatile falling out and that's when I stopped using Tumblr. I check on him about once a month or so, but here's the kicker:

He has 7 blogs on Tumblr.​

His main blog, art blog, movie review blog, writing/world building blog, porn blog, porn art blog, and his trans blog.

We had a good run, still kinda miss the guy, but the person I met several years ago is long, long gone.
By the by, that one guy wannabe animator is sort of a cow himself.

 

[Victory Leo]

My personal Tumblrcow was once one of my closest friends when I was teenager. Let's call him Ham.
Ham was an edgy teenager on Tumblr, him and I were in a small circle of friends that would laugh at some guy that thought he could make a animated show with just a team of volunteers. Since this friendship was based on Tumblr, of course all of my friends in this circle were weird sex perverts, a standard on the website, and as the months went on, my friend turned into a kind of normal guy into a bisexual fat fetishist, closet troon, furry, etc.
Ham and I had a volatile falling out and that's when I stopped using Tumblr. I check on him about once a month or so, but here's the kicker:

He has 7 blogs on Tumblr.​

His main blog, art blog, movie review blog, writing/world building blog, porn blog, porn art blog, and his trans blog.

We had a good run, still kinda miss the guy, but the person I met several years ago is long, long gone.
By the by, that one guy wannabe animator is sort of a cow himself.

That really sucks, and it happens online way too often. I used to talk to this chick on Discord who was pretty cool for a while and helped me fuck around with some of the groups we were in, she was always a Tumblerette but because she didn't get offended over every little thing I assumed she was one of the good ones. but, of course, slowly she turned worse and worse, first it was getting annoyed by slurs, then it was coming out as bisexual, then it was REALLY getting offended over slurs, then it was coming out as nonbinary, and finally as transmasculine. now they have a Power Rangers server with the pride flag logo and nonstop talk about tranners, and has blocked me on every social media possible ever because she considers me "toxic"
Tumblr is a dangerous, dangerous drug and should not be accessible to anyone without a doctor's prescription.

 

[Valstrax]

That really sucks, and it happens online way too often. I used to talk to this chick on Discord who was pretty cool for a while and helped me fuck around with some of the groups we were in, she was always a Tumblerette but because she didn't get offended over every little thing I assumed she was one of the good ones. but, of course, slowly she turned worse and worse, first it was getting annoyed by slurs, then it was coming out as bisexual, then it was REALLY getting offended over slurs, then it was coming out as nonbinary, and finally as transmasculine. now they have a Power Rangers server with the pride flag logo and nonstop talk about tranners, and has blocked me on every social media possible ever because she considers me "toxic"
Tumblr is a dangerous, dangerous drug and should not be accessible to anyone without a doctor's prescription.

Holy shit, so Tumblr is basically the internet version of heroin?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I cant go into too many details because I unfortunately was working in the absolute boonies during all of this and had no decent ISP so I had this relayed to me by my grandmother.

My middle sister has always been a tumblerette and a bit of an ass, as it goes with it. Anywaaaaay during the last presidential election she apparently got in soo many pointless political and social arguments that she became a minor cow for a few political groups. Because shes a cow by nature, she did as some cows do, AND DOVE HEADFIRST INTO MILKING HERSELF (figuratively) FOR THEM. Again, I don't know exactly what she said or did, but it got soo bad for her that she nuked all of her social media, including reddit and tumblr, and now I have a randomkgheyanimename on my friendlist's that is my sister... right next to her abandoned mains.