Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

Hux said:
Pretty much this. Were these people born in the same decade as their parents and were as old as they are now back in the 80s, dollars to donuts they'd be harping on about how D&D and Iron Maiden are gateways to Satan Worship

And were they born a few more decades, they'd be complaining about how listening to the Beatles makes you a communist. Before that, how letting people drink will turn America into famine era Ireland or how dancing the Jitterbug will make you smoke reefer and mingle with negroes

The list goes on and will always go on, because as long as there are boring people with boring lives with too much time on their hands, they'll find some way to fulfill themselves by bitching about stupid shit, trying to ruin the lives of people they don't like for stupid, shitty reasons and make some monetary/influential gain in the process
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Social panic with danger-haired hippos.
 
TerribleIdeas™ said:
Social panic with danger-haired hippos.
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What does remain a constant is that one's adherence to outrage culture and one's fuckablity in the eyes with any amount of taste and self-respect are to forever be inverse with each other
 
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Fat Pikachu said:
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You know, for all they talk about history, they sure seem to know shit all about it. Even the most beginner American historian knows that "cowboys" as we know them lasted less than 15 years.
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So American Farmers.....do they just not tell you that your country is built on the skulls of your enemies? like every other country on earth? It's just a lot of you have some sort of weird freakout when you find out all your ancestors where a bunch of violent, selfish, short-sighted bastards. You know like everyone elses.

Do they just tell you all that gay apple pie fairy tale shit in school and then wait for you to find out the truth on your own or when some bitter college proffesor explains it to you ten years to late. If so that's amazing and I approve.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
So American Farmers.....do they just not tell you that your country is built on the skulls of your enemies? like every other country on earth? It's just a lot of you have some sort of weird freakout when you find out all your ancestors where a bunch of violent selfish bastards. You know like everyone elses.

Do they just tell you all that gay apple pie fairy tale shit in school and then wait for you to find out the truth on your own or when some bitter college proffesor explains it to you ten years to late. If so that's amazing and I approve.
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At some point around 10th grade the curriculum does seem to abruptly flip from “America is perfect and has done no wrong except maybe that little slavery thing” to “America is evil and has done no right except maybe that time they elected a black guy”
 
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Seems like a completely natural next step, considering their previous policy decisions.
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Are you sure this isn't an april fool's prank? Because a lot of similar joke articles/tweets have been floating around like "white men banned from comments sections", "automatic sex scene skip feature to be added to streaming services", "police rabbits begin work as drug sniffers", and so on.
 
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Best and worst April Fools' Day pranks across Britain

Britain has been baffled by news of an EU ban on French striped T-shirts in the UK, smelly food on trains and some of the most ardent Brexiteers in the country vying for a people's vote.
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It's an obvious April fools joke, but of course feeds nicely the retarded American circle jerk about the UK being a literal 1984 police state on KF.
 
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Barabbas said:
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Best and worst April Fools' Day pranks across Britain

Britain has been baffled by news of an EU ban on French striped T-shirts in the UK, smelly food on trains and some of the most ardent Brexiteers in the country vying for a people's vote.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

It's an obvious April fools joke, but of course feeds nicely the exceptional American circle jerk about the UK being a literal 1984 police state on KF.
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People get arrested for "misgendering" trannies.
 
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Barabbas said:
www.dailymail.co.uk

Best and worst April Fools' Day pranks across Britain

Britain has been baffled by news of an EU ban on French striped T-shirts in the UK, smelly food on trains and some of the most ardent Brexiteers in the country vying for a people's vote.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

It's an obvious April fools joke, but of course feeds nicely the exceptional American circle jerk about the UK being a literal 1984 police state on KF.
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So why is the smelly food thing the April Fool's joke when it's one of the few sensible things a nanny state might do, while the police visits for calling a man "he" actually happen?
 
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tumblrkek said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/b7ubwm/rgames_is_closed_for_april_fools_find_out_why_in/
NOOO WHERE WILL I RISE UP NOW

tldr: gaming subreddit closes on aprils fools day because making jokes is transhomopocphobic, please give money to pocs and dick-choppers you bigots
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Way to take something as lighthearted as April Fools Day and use it as soapbox to shame your community.

Really, a lot of those comments were downvoted to hell before being removed, why make a big deal about it now?
 
Prediction: in 5 years, April Fool's Day will be "canceled" by anyone even mildly woke, and in 10 years a company that dares to try an April Fool's gag will have to fire seven people to appease all the angry social justice warriors.

I can't even say how many hot takes I've seen from my liberal asshole friends today about things that are never funny guys omg. Yeah, ok, someone doing a boring "I'm pregnant lol no just kidding" post on Facebook is trite and stupid, but humor's like anything else: only a small percentage of people are actually good at it, and most of us tell average, boring jokes. Usually ones we got from someone else, and maybe added a personal touch to.

Complaints I've seen today:

  • Any April Fool's pranks relating to having babies in any way is strictly forbidden and NEVER FUNNY because some people can't have babies and are sad about it, so be considerate!
  • Pranks about coming out as a different gender are contributing to the culture that murders trans people
  • April Fool's Day will bring out your lesser-known triggers, stay safe! [Note: does not mention "staying offline" as a way to stay safe]
  • Autistic people are hurt by April Fool's Day because they don't understand the social cues that reveal someone's not being serious!
  • Lying and dishonesty are never funny and it's about deception and why is anyone ok with this?
These people have been right on the bleeding edge of SJW thought for a decade, and everything that was crazy out there when they initially said it has become unquestioned orthodoxy within a few years.

This is all a bunch of people who never grew out of the "I hope the barista doesn't think the way I ordered my coffee was uncool, oh god, she did, she thinks I'm uncool, I'm an idiot and I can never come back to this Starbucks again" phase, demanding Starbucks distribute guides on exactly how to order. The glorious narcissist should never have to deal with that ordinary shame of being seen as having imperfect knowledge.
 
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The fucks wrong with yours that it doesnt? It's sealed dead fish in a can
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canned tuna here tends to already be sort of cooked and in chunks submerged in water
it stops it from being "fishy"
it's the only way i enjoy fish tbh
i'm guessing your canned tuna is more raw and/or fresh
in which case that's a horrible thing, canned fish like that is ... eugh

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that's a lot of words to say SJWs hate humor
which is very true
 
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