Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Bridgeburner]

Spare a thought if you will for the poor photographer who probably had to listen to the whole story of Russell's plights and then try to act professional when in the company of an obvious lunatic.

I sure hope it was a guy and not some poor, poor woman.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Russell's new instagram post. God, what a photoshoot this must have been.

Holy fuck, it's a callback to that sign he wrote fucking years back. He kept up with his own autistic lore. I'm fucking dead

 

[Bamanda]

Did he just fucking tag Mitt Romney? Yeah Russ, he’s the one who’s finally going to recognise your “sincere plights”, and open the golden gates to “the biz”. He’s definitely going to be impressed with your drool splashed, ill-fitting cheap suit.

Who the fuck would look at that picture and think ‘this is the aesthetic I’m going with for my music, which is (in his mind) in the pop genre’. I wonder if the photographer has googled him yet. I often wonder what the people who interact with him on a professional level think of him. I’m sure they just assume he’s mentally disabled and figure they’re doing a good deed by humouring him.

 

[Cilleystring]

"I will rise above your preconceived notions" is fucking classic

 

[Varis]

#NotADate

 

[Crispeacock]

'I want you both, please and thank you'

At least he was polite. Dont they say manners maketh the man

 

[Fag Smut]

He tagged Mitt Romney lolololol

 

[Cowpies]

#trending

 

[Very Honest Content]

This Robby Johnson character really has no clue what he's gotten himself into.

He saw that simpleton scale sheet of music notes and got blinded by the $$$$ in his eyes dreaming about the easy score he was going to bank off Russ so much he forgot to do a basic Google search due diligence.

Holy fuck, it's a callback to that sign he wrote fucking years back. He kept up with his own autistic lore. I'm fucking dead

He really did earn those Mooby awards last year, this proves it.

I like that Russel basically went through the checklist of original content requirements for new Russ memes and then put the exploitable cherry on top of the shit sundae of his life. Great job Greer, you're a hell of a mop bucket tender I bet.

 

[Russtard]

So this was the photoshoot totally canceled by the weather, huh?

 

[Cowpies]

So this was the photoshoot totally canceled by the weather, huh?

'canceled by the weather' = 'the first photographer was female and I creeped on her and she quit on me' most likely.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He saw that simpleton scale sheet of music notes and got blinded by the $$$$ in his eyes dreaming about the easy score he was going to bank off Russ so much he forgot to do a basic Google search due diligence.



He really did earn those Mooby awards last year, this proves it.

I like that Russel basically went through the checklist of original content requirements for new Russ memes and then put the exploitable cherry on top of the shit sundae of his life. Great job Greer, you're a hell of a mop bucket tender I bet.

Is that the same sign he used originally? If so, fucking hell Rusty. That's some next level obsession.

 

[Chungus]

I'm surprised he hasn't put that on Facebook. In fact, he hasn't posted in a few days it seems. Maybe he got zucced for a few days for some dumb comment.

Anyways, looks like he deleted his Instagram post and re-uploaded it with a slightly different caption at like 4:30am.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The Instagram posts are telling. Many people here have speculated that when he was a kid, other children were forced to pay attention to him and hang out. His response to being ignored indicates he still thinks people (especially women) are required to give him attention due to his disability. Russ, I know you read here, so I'll spell it out: No one is required to give you attention. It's not discrimination, discrimination law doesn't apply to personal relationships, and I doubt you're being ignored due to your disability. You're being ignored because you are the King of the Creepy People. Seriously,

 

[The Dude]

"The coolest guy ever"

DISCLAIMER: Any claims made by Russell Greer to be "the coolest guy ever" are not a guarantee of Mr. Greer's coolness and are not meant to be taken as factual. These claims made by Mr. Greer are only self-aggrandizing statements to protect his delicate ego and are not literal or legally binding. Offer void in California, Idaho, Nevada, Colorado, Utah, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands.

'canceled by the weather' = 'the first photographer was female and I creeped on her and she quit on me' most likely.

More likely he didn't have money for any kind of paid photographer and asked one of his roommates to take it for him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Is that the same sign he used originally? If so, fucking hell Rusty. That's some next level obsession.

I don't think its the same Swift begging sign, there was some pleading cry for Taylor to 'rock out' with him or something on that one and the printing doesn't grow smaller and smaller on this one as he realizes he's running out of sign room to write on. But that sign (crumple-poster??? now maybe) is a Russ relic of fail, a major one now in retrospect, more so than at the time he made it.

Also, I forgot to mention before because I was laughing how he misspelled his own syndrome plight in the hashtag, #makeittrend #makeitviral, don't you worry Russ, it will, just in the opposite way you intend it to, like everything else you've ever done...

 

[Jarolleon]

The Instagram posts are telling. Many people here have speculated that when he was a kid, other children were forced to pay attention to him and hang out. His response to being ignored indicates he still thinks people (especially women) are required to give him attention due to his disability. Russ, I know you read here, so I'll spell it out: No one is required to give you attention. It's not discrimination, discrimination law doesn't apply to personal relationships, and I doubt you're being ignored due to your disability. You're being ignored because you are the King of the Creepy People. Seriously,

Minor quibble, it is discrimination, the sensible & legally accepted kind. People like Greer are living proof that not all discrimination is wrong.

 

[badboy2000]

DON't GET I GET yOu, TAYLOR SWIFT

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

DON't GET I GET yOu, TAYLOR SWIFT

However cringe-inducing all of those shopped boards were (and they were), the most mesmerizing is still the one done by his own hand.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Minor quibble, it is discrimination, the sensible & legally accepted kind. People like Greer are living proof that not all discrimination is wrong.

Liking having discriminating tastes.