Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[He Sets Me On Fire]

And all I could think of was UFOPORNO:

A Finnish meme which somehow still traumatizes me less than Nick Bate.

Man, the director's cut of Prometheus was a lot different than I thought it would be.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'm pretty sure Nick's other sites he posts at are posted around here several pages ago, but there's some updates.

http://ask.fm/NickBate/ AskFM updated!

http://kydontexist.livejournal.com/1906.html LiveJournal, updated

 

[Roosechu]

No Nick, no Heaven for you.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I realize we're only getting crazy dude's side of the story, but this therapist sounds terrible.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Ok, so uh......stupid question, I know:

What exactly is this whole thing with him sprinkling the word "butts" into his sentences?

 

[Coldgrip]

Ok, so uh......stupid question, I know:

What exactly is this whole thing with him sprinkling the word "butts" into his sentences?

Part wanting people to know what gets him off and part randumb access humor.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Part wanting people to know what gets him off and part randumb access humor.

It was coming off as some really fucked up Tourette's thing.

 

[wheat pasta]

butt

 

[autism420]

What the fuck can he do all day if he only has 2 hours a month of wifi and watches a couple tv shows?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

What the fuck can he do all day if he only has 2 hours a month of wifi and watches a couple tv shows?

Considering the things he claims to enjoy, I think that's a question best left unanswered, for the mental health of all who read this thread.

 

[Pine Tar]

I'm pretty sure Nick's other sites he posts at are posted around here several pages ago, but there's some updates.

http://ask.fm/NickBate/ AskFM updated!

http://kydontexist.livejournal.com/1906.html LiveJournal, updated

He got a bad blowjob once. That poor, poor girl.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Especially if he means Amber.

 

[Count groudon]

He got a bad blowjob once. That poor, poor girl.

It was bad because it was from his 9 year old sister. Or that's what he claims at least. God damn I feel sorry for that poor little girl.

 

[Ancani]

I don't think he's dated anyone else, at least not IRL. And he admits to being a pedo there. I really don't see who else it could be but Amber.

I know it's a bit A-Loggy to say this, but this guy can't drop dead soon enough.

 

[angels]

does he still see amber? also, it's interesting that he doesn't mention the apparent cousin-touching that was in his psych report as one of his uh, experiences

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't think he's dated anyone else, at least not IRL. And he admits to being a pedo there. I really don't see who else it could be but Amber.

I know it's a bit A-Loggy to say this, but this guy can't drop dead soon enough.

If he doesn't drop dead then we know he isn't as committed to you as he says he is, that giant faking faker.

 

[Hornets]

Okay. I just finished reading this whole thread.

Wow. I feel like this guy has absolutely no sort of grasp on reality. I know that he's trying to be COOL AND EDGY XDDD but at the same time, I feel like his tweets are just insane ramblings. It seriously irks me.

I think the most disturbing thing was the post regarding Anna's mom's forum post or whatever. It read like a plea for help. Fuck, it even kinda read as if Anna was being held hostage by a serial killer or something, and her mom was begging for Nick to set her free.

I feel so bad for you, Anna. I really really do. This guy isn't a normal lolcow. He's a persistent fucking creepy stalker who gives me the goddamn chills.

Also does anyone have any idea who that guy is who replies to Nick's tweets all the time? Or any idea of who he might be?

EDIT: Just thought of a ~hilarious joke~. What's Nick's favourite breed of dog?

A poo-dle. Or a shit zhu, alternatively.

 

[José Mourinho]

"I suspect Family Guy might objectively be one of the best TV shows of all time, if not THE best show of all tim." - Nick Bate

Also, he thinks that cats are gonna eat him lol

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[Kitty Witless]

"If I ever die" ... Tha- that's not how it works, Nick.

I'd like to think his cats would escape before having to resort to eat him. They're usually such clean animals.

 

[Meowthkip]

"What should I not say?"

Well, you could start by not calling her your wife, leaving her the fuck alone forever, realizing that she hates you and nothing you will ever say or do will change that, brushing your teeth, and stop jerking it with your own shit.

That's just for starters though, Little Nicky.