Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

Who the fuck doesn’t bother to prepare evidence at LEAST the night before a trial, and not literally the morning of?

The coolest guy EVER, that’s who.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

The HDMI cable incident happened in Dec 2016 during his first TS court date. I can’t find the screen caps from it, but he posted about an hour before his hearing start time something like “THEY DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT HDMI CABLE FOR MY POWERPOINT.”

But have no fear- he traipsed across town to the Radio Shack and bought one. He posted a pic of himself walking back to the courthouse victoriously holding his purchase. And later, when he was not allowed to play his slideshow, and he lost his case, we got the infamous video/photos of him packing up his plastic bag with his unopened cable inside.

It was hilarious watching all of this unfold in real time on Facebook. Russell’s glory days were epic. He posted like crazy (crazier than usual) that day. This isn’t a great cap but the “whatever I bought my own” is a cut off blurry picture of his stubby hands holding his newly purchased cord walking back to the courthouse.

 

[cogsworth]

I would like to see Russell's fucked up hands. I keep hearing that they're webbed and the deformed but I haven't seen them.

 

[CupONavy]

What kills me is that Russ can’t even be honest about buying a fucking HDMI cable.

It’s been mentioned, but HDMI cables at a place like Radio Shack come in 3, 6 or maybe 10 foot varieties. Anything shorter is going to be a specialty cable you need to order from a place like Monoprice.

The fact that he even tells a story about a six inch cable (what was he going to hold his laptop up to the back of the TV?) shows that he’s just an incessant liar, even about the most mundane details, and a horrendous one at that.

To boot, his lies don’t even make him look better - they ALWAYS make him look worse, which is even more mind bending.

I’ve known a lot of liars in my life and many of them are bad liars, some are good - but one thing in constant is that liars as a rule lie in order to make themselves look better. Russ is the first pathological liar I’ve encountered that lies to purposefully make himself look pathetic and stupid.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Bridgeburner]

I would like to see Russell's fucked up hands. I keep hearing that they're webbed and the deformed but I haven't seen them.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Now go back and re-read his book passage where he describes enthusiastically exploring a hooker's vagina with those things.

 

[Bamanda]

I think he grew so used to having people bend over backwards to accommodate him during his childhood that he still expects it now. Why wouldn’t the court preempt him not bothering to print off his “smoking gun” evidence, and have the equipment there ready to do it for him? I mean he is Russell Greer, a beautifully disabled man who has overcome his disability (by trying to use it as a way to force everyone to bend to his will.)

His Mormon community’s misplaced kindness created a monster and now he’s Taylor Swift, the US legal system, and the prostitutes of Nevada’s problem. I don’t think he’ll ever be able to overcome his sense of entitlement. I think that’s the only thing keeping him alive at this point.

 

[Toasty]

To boot, his lies don’t even make him look better - they ALWAYS make him look worse, which is even more mind bending.

This is exactly like many of our other compulsive (bad) liar lolcows. @RomeoRose often embodies this.

 

[badboy2000]

A great detail about the HDMI story, is he claims he uttered the words "you.. have.. reached.. your.. destination" outside the Radio Shack before doing a somersault on his way through the door.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Another sexy album cover!

 

[Cowpies]

Now go back and re-read his book passage where he describes enthusiastically exploring a hooker's vagina with those things.

We really need a 'I just threw up in my mouth a little' emoji.

 

[Walking Clock]

Who the fuck doesn’t bother to prepare evidence at LEAST the night before a trial, and not literally the morning of?

I find it bizarre that Russ has universally waited until the last minute to prepare papers and gather his other materials for his court cases. Given what these trials are to him, you'd think he'd have everything prepared weeks if not months in advance, laying on his desk to be looked over and caressed with tender loving care after every Facebook rage quit to remind him of his imminent victory over his enemies.

The wrong time in his phone can be explained because Russ is just that goddamn stupid. But Russ wrote a 91-page request for default judgment against Tay-Tay, so it boggles my mind that Russ is so obsessive about his cases while simultaneously being such a procrastinator.

But I'm still grateful for it even though I don't understand it. As CupONavy said, his lies always make him look worse. In his book, Russ recounts ordering his documents to be printed at the FedEx store only 4 hours before the start of the trial, and he arrives at the store to pick them up only 1 hour before trial start time. But he can't pick them up because a Crazy Cat Lady is in front of him, getting "500" pictures of her cats. Russ honestly thinks the reader will have sympathy for him because of a Crazy Cat Lady foiling his perfect plan instead of thinking he's a dumbass for waiting till the day of the trial to print his documents.

 

[nemesisAF]

So I found A Robby Johnson ...

Robby Johnson

Robby Johnson's Official Website

www.robby-johnson.com

But he is a up and coming country singer, so I doubt he would be singing a no-name songwriter’s “clap back” to a country/pop icon. Luckily, Russell is so unknown that this is unlikely to matter to anyone.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Another sexy album cover!

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The Bunnyranch Boiler seems appropriate.

 

[drtoboggan]

Rat Mouth's sad face gets me every time.

 

[Miss Misery]

So forgive me for not going back through 1,400 pages to get an answer for this; I did search the thread and researched Moebius syndrome but didn't get a hit...

Does he have serious problems with his fine motor skills? Because I can't understand why he goes out into public looking like a goddamn Business Hobo.

Sure bro, your face is paralyzed. That's no damn excuse for not taking care of yourself. He done gave up and it shows.

Wearing the same glasses he had in high school that are bent to fuck and the paint is chipping off of? Probably needs a new prescription too. Go to Costco and get a new eye exam done and then go to Zenni and buy some new dang glasses for $15.

Get a fucking haircut. And a beard doesn't mean you automatically get to stop grooming your face. Trim that shit. And you still have to shave your cheeks and neck. Hence the term "neckbeard".

And all of that should have been done before he started the whole media campaign, especially the photoshoot.

I mean still girls won't wanna fuck him because he's a creepy asshole, but if he actually paid attention to the aspects of his appearance that he has control over, he might get 25% less shit from people.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

So forgive me for not going back through 1,400 pages to get an answer for this; I did search the thread and researched Moebius syndrome but didn't get a hit...

Does he have serious problems with his fine motor skills? Because I can't understand why he goes out into public looking like a goddamn Business Hobo.

Sure bro, your face is paralyzed. That's no damn excuse for not taking care of yourself. He done gave up and it shows.

Wearing the same glasses he had in high school that are bent to fuck and the paint is chipping off of? Probably needs a new prescription too. Go to Costco and get a new eye exam done and then go to Zenni and buy some new dang glasses for $15.

Get a fucking haircut. And a beard doesn't mean you automatically get to stop grooming your face. Trim that shit. And you still have to shave your cheeks and neck. Hence the term "neckbeard".

And all of that should have been done before he started the whole media campaign, especially the photoshoot.

I mean still girls won't wanna fuck him because he's a creepy asshole, but if he actually paid attention to the aspects of his appearance that he has control over, he might get 25% less shit from people.

There's been speculation due to his piano playing 'skills' that he either has trouble with fine motor skills or just has trouble with his creepy almost webbed hands. His handwriting might reinforce that, but I don't think we know for sure.


And no, he doesn't seem to know anything about hygiene or have a clue how to trim his beard.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Moebius can mess up your hands/feet to varying degrees, but getting clothes that fit, regular haircuts and adequate glasses shouldn't be impeded by that ? Strangely, it appears that he indeed just doesn't know how to human.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

There's been speculation due to his piano playing 'skills' that he either has trouble with fine motor skills or just has trouble with his creepy almost webbed hands. His handwriting might reinforce that, but I don't think we know for sure.


And no, he doesn't seem to know anything about hygiene or have a clue how to trim his beard.

I can't imagine that that crap would have flown in the mission field. Well obviously he wouldn't have had the nasty facial hair, since Mormon missionaries are clean-shaven, but his superiors certainly would have had something to say about his greasy forehead and uncombed hair. Either this is pure laziness on his part, or his form of rebellion.