🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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theralph said:
This is, without a doubt, the lamest point of attack I have ever seen.
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What's the point of attack? People are talking about where you're from. What's with the persecution complex, Ethan? It's a thread about you on a lolcow forum. People are talking/speculating about you, your life and your show. We do it because we find you funny.
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It even funnier -
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You're not laughing at all, you're really bothered actually. Your dad just died and you're over here "owning" the "haters". I was right when I said you're just using it as a way to get attention and earn superchats, you don't give a shit. The fuck is wrong with you?
theralph said:
The same 300 people, give or take (mostly take), post about me here and elsewhere.
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Dude everyone sees how much you make. Almost nobody likes you anymore. Even the pity shekels you got last night amounted to what - a bit more than a day's worth of pumping gas or cleaning toilets? I'm starting to seriously believe that you're genuinely delusional. I don't think you're playing this up for the crowd. I think that you really believe that it's bots, Zoom alts, 5 guys on /cow/ and KF that are fucking with you.
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Oh, and you're almost certainly some disabled neet, given the amount of time you spend here and on cow.
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And you're most definitely an alcoholic neet that does in fact spend all of his time here and on cow. I don't know shit about Goku, but I know that your dad just died and you're here arguing with people you totally don't care about.

Imagine being Ethan Ralph and thinking that you can talk shit to anyone ever lmfao.
 
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theralph said:
This is, without a doubt, the lamest point of attack I have ever seen. Especially when you consider I've pointed out that I was born in Memphis, yet raised in West Memphis, 75 times or more on the show. I was literally in Memphis most of the time anyway. It even funnier when I think of Euros and Yankees claiming areas they are much further away from than I was.View attachment 714217
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@theralph 's dad "just died," and this is what made him put down the Maker's Mark to respond? Not the fact that people are accusing him of faking his dad's death for sympathy shekels?

Now I'm certain that he's deliberate in conflating West Memphis and Memphis. They're in different states with a 30% wealth disparity. @theralph sperging about this is very reminiscent of Keith Oblerman constantly saying he "Went to Columbia," when he only went to their agricultural school.

I don't know why people would care about where they're born, but certain types of rednecks are very petty about this sort of thing. @theralph clearly falls into that category.
 
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@theralph it probably is around 300 people taking the piss out of you. You're barely a Z-list celebrity and a lot of it is coming from ex-fans watching in bewilderment of how much you've become the new Morning Kumite. Despite spending months laughing at Baked Alaska and the Stepfather, you seem to have learned nothing and are making all the same mistakes. Most of your viewers have moved on.

Hopefully you get your show back on track so there's something entertaining to listen to, but I'm going to press X to doubt.
 
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@theralph it probably is around 300 people taking the piss out of you. You're barely a Z-list celebrity and a lot of it is coming from ex-fans watching in bewilderment of how much you've become the new Morning Kumite. Despite spending months laughing at Baked Alaska and the Stepfather, you seem to have learned nothing and are making all the same mistakes. Most of your viewers have moved on.

Hopefully you get your show back on track so there's something entertaining to listen to, but I'm going to press X to doubt.
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Ralph should have changed the name of the show to "The Nightly Kumite"
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
He specifically stated that you are not important or aomebody unless you have people talking about you daily. He referenced cow and his thread as an example of why he is better then others right after on a stream.
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That's right, @theralph. One day you could reach the heights of CWC and DSP. You just have to keep doing what you're doing, champ.
 
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What's this whole deal with Bryan trying to be Fwends with Ralph?
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I need to protect da gunt ofc! How could I say no to a face like this?
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https://theralphretort.com/in-memoriam-ronnie-ralph/ | http://archive.fo/jywfh

Apologies for breaking up Bryan's autism with another virulent strain of autism, but here's the obituary piece Ralph wrote on his site that I only saw after Dick Masterson retweeted it. It was posted about two hours ago and I haven't seen it posted in the thread yet. Funnily enough, Ralph only goes two sentences before mentioning detractors which become the primary focus of the first three full paragraphs.

For anyone who doesn't want to sit through the 15 paragraph long rambling screed, here's a brief summary of the facts as Ralph portrays them.
  • Ronald "Ronnie" Ralph is his father by birth
  • Divorced his mother at age 12
  • Worked construction with his father (Ethan's grandfather) before briefly owning a liquor store and settling into truck diving
  • Memorial is to be held April 15th
  • Asks that charity donations be sent to St. Jude's in Ronald's name
That last one strikes me as weird, and I suspect another hiatus is coming for the memorial, but there's not a lot of meat to the article other than that. If he's not writing about trolls, he's writing about old movies and the dog his father got him as a child. The anecdotes shared in the article end around the age they divorced. Most of it falls in line with what's been presented previously in the thread - that Ralph seems to have had a strained or outright non-existent relationship with his father post-adolescence and is now trying to play up his death to milk some cheap pity points.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
I need to protect da gunt ofc! How could I say no to a face like this?
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theralph said:
The same 300 people, give or take (mostly take), post about me here and elsewhere. It could be 6000 pages and it wouldn't matter. It's obviously better not to respond. But larpers like Spectre the other day, and idiots who are actually debating the location and disclosure of West Memphis, make me say fuck it and post anyway. It doesn't really matter either way.

Oh, and you're almost certainly some disabled neet, given the amount of time you spend here and on cow. Or maybe you spend the time away from your manifesto to post. Either way, you're a nutter.
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Ironic coming from some fat drunk who spends most of his day on his PC looking at said forums. Nice dead show you got there my man.
 
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theralph said:
This is, without a doubt, the lamest point of attack I have ever seen. Especially when you consider I've pointed out that I was born in Memphis, yet raised in West Memphis, 75 times or more on the show. I was literally in Memphis most of the time anyway. It even funnier when I think of Euros and Yankees claiming areas they are much further away from than I was.View attachment 714217
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My father just died, should I take some time off the internet? Nah I have to go on KF to defend my honor and debunk those trolls with FACTS and LOGIC!
 
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I would like to think that the death of Ethan's father would really affect him in many ways. Losing a parent is hard enough on it's own. I'm going to be a nice guy and remind him about something I'm not sure he's thought about yet. I'm hoping that he sees my post for the kind gesture it is, instead of the attack he will see it ass.

You see, Ethan has lost one parent, and by the words out of his own keyboard, the other parent isn't doing so good herself. This would be very sad on it's own, losing two parents. However, the second that Sandra Briggs Ralph waddles off this mortal coil, Ethan finds himself with an issue.

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What does that all mean to Ethan Ralph, aka @theralph ? Well, it means he may have to think of the future, as he will be his brother's keeper in the possibly not-so-distant future. Think of Evan, man. He's gonna need you. In-patient care is not cheap, and you'll be all he has left.
 
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