Containment Random Chris Updates

And those warnings fell on deaf ears, as Chris then posted:

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If Chris walks around with 6 pokeball plus then of course he's going to use up all his in-game resources quickly!

Basically if you don't know; if you walk around with a pokeball plus, it automatically uses your in game pokeballs to catch Pokémon for you while you walk, so you don't have to pull out your phone every two minutes. So if he's got 6 of those he's going to use up all his in game pokeballs 6 times quicker.
If they all run out then that renders those pokeball plus toys useless, and there's nothing Chris can do about it except pay money for more in game pokeballs...

I wonder how much money Chris will spend on this game's microtransactions...?
 
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In Silhouette and color, I can't differentiate with Sonichu. Like most Sonic fans, their creations are supposed to be edgy.

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Magi-chan's appearance lacks transition. He appeared out of nowhere.
 
They also cast no shadows. They look like stickers slapped on random backdrops. Looks like complete shit.
I'm fairly sure it's meant to be complete shit. The comic is trying to emulate things about Sonichu like the odd syntax and grammar and the random insertion of copyrighted characters (Harriet). However, in doing so, it manages to be even worse than Sonichu was. A lot of the "charm" of Sonichu was how unself-aware it was. When you try to outright copy Sonichu's style, at least without knowing what you're doing, you'll always just end up with a mess.
 
I'm fairly sure it's meant to be complete shit. The comic is trying to emulate things about Sonichu like the odd syntax and grammar and the random insertion of copyrighted characters (Harriet). However, in doing so, it manages to be even worse than Sonichu was. A lot of the "charm" of Sonichu was how unself-aware it was. When you try to outright copy Sonichu's style, at least without knowing what you're doing, you'll always just end up with a mess.
Nah, she's just another super-sped with Deviantart-tier skills.
 
If Chris walks around with 6 pokeball plus then of course he's going to use up all his in-game resources quickly!

Basically if you don't know; if you walk around with a pokeball plus, it automatically uses your in game pokeballs to catch Pokémon for you while you walk, so you don't have to pull out your phone every two minutes. So if he's got 6 of those he's going to use up all his in game pokeballs 6 times quicker.
If they all run out then that renders those pokeball plus toys useless, and there's nothing Chris can do about it except pay money for more in game pokeballs...

I wonder how much money Chris will spend on this game's microtransactions...?

Adding to this, he mentions "having over 200 Ultra balls", At the beginning of the game you can hold 350 items. But if Chris can have 200 of an specific type of ball sitting there unused, plus other kinds of balls and other items you get saddled with, to have it all I'm sure he already sank real world money into maxing out his item and pokemon storage. Granted that upgrade is only $2 in real world money, but the limit is 2000 items, and each time you upgrade you can have 50 extra items, so napkin math says he could've spent $66 on item storage upgrade alone. Add a similar amount to max out his pokemon storage because of course he will.

Also when you run out of balls the game wants you to go out and walk to a stop where you can get more, quick, free and gives you exercise. OR you could pay real world money for more. Each stop you visit gives you 4-5 items, not all of which are balls. If you wait 5 minutes you can get items from the same stop again, but it'll give you less items, up to 3. I'm sure that's meant to keep you moving and visiting more stops. So to amass such an amount of balls, unless he's super lucky and a Mc D's near him has a pokestop for him to hang there all day, using it over and over, I'm sure he's paying real money for balls. He probably isn't walking all over every stop in his city, though he could be driving to them, Godbear forbid.

So yeah he's blowing tons of cash in this, which is no surprise, this is the dude who blew $2000 into that stupid Simpsons tapping game. (I did the math back then too, yes I'm a huge autistic idiot) I wonder if he even still "plays" that Simpsons game.
 
Adding to this, he mentions "having over 200 Ultra balls", At the beginning of the game you can hold 350 items. But if Chris can have 200 of an specific type of ball sitting there unused, plus other kinds of balls and other items you get saddled with, to have it all I'm sure he already sank real world money into maxing out his item and pokemon storage. Granted that upgrade is only $2 in real world money, but the limit is 2000 items, and each time you upgrade you can have 50 extra items, so napkin math says he could've spent $66 on item storage upgrade alone. Add a similar amount to max out his pokemon storage because of course he will.

Also when you run out of balls the game wants you to go out and walk to a stop where you can get more, quick, free and gives you exercise. OR you could pay real world money for more. Each stop you visit gives you 4-5 items, not all of which are balls. If you wait 5 minutes you can get items from the same stop again, but it'll give you less items, up to 3. I'm sure that's meant to keep you moving and visiting more stops. So to amass such an amount of balls, unless he's super lucky and a Mc D's near him has a pokestop for him to hang there all day, using it over and over, I'm sure he's paying real money for balls. He probably isn't walking all over every stop in his city, though he could be driving to them, Godbear forbid.

So yeah he's blowing tons of cash in this, which is no surprise, this is the dude who blew $2000 into that stupid Simpsons tapping game. (I did the math back then too, yes I'm a huge autistic idiot) I wonder if he even still "plays" that Simpsons game.

And THIS is why he wants his own Pokestop. If you could spin one Pokestop every five minutes, all day long, you'd have all the items you would need.
 
like chris says like a min in "just keep reading it".

Is that Chris? Neither voice sounds like Chris to me. And definitely doesn't seem like his brand of autism.

I just assumed he handed his password out, or got his account hacked again.
 
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