DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

As usual Dave likes to drum up some drama on his day off so he can have a prestream to "clear the air" the following day. It's manufactured and even we fall for it.

Remember, the #1 thing Dave cares about his self determination in terms of income. I'm convinced these tweets are calculated, drama is what keeps him afloat.
 
Oh this is some next-level autism he's pulling out here to gain sympathy bucks. Go fuck yourself Phil.
best part is he says it as "someone told me" (because phil can't think for himself)
so if enough people say "lol phil, ur paranoid"
he'll just delete it and go "I DIDNT GO MYSELF I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT AHUHUHU OKAY? JUST SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME, SOUND GOOD?!"
part of me wishes these stunts would work so he can just go off the deep end
i would love in a few years to read of dave going "SOMEONE TOLD ME KIWI FARMS IS GOING TO 9/11 MY HOUSE!!!" on twitter
 
Lol. Where did anyone in his thread say this? The most that was said was talks abiut vendoring his place with food so it sinks. Dave fucking reads his thread so hard its not even funny. Also
Is there any KF users named hunting man?
 
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Lol. Where did anyone in his thread say this? The most that was said was talks abiut vendoring his place with food so it sinks. Dave fucking reads his thread so hard its not even funny. Also
Haven't seen anything even remotely close to "publicly planning to break into my house during my CT trip.". Most posts I've seen are people just making fun of how much he pigsplained how secure his house is. It's ridiculous.

But that's DSP's mentality. Always taking it to the extremes for pitty bucks.
 
Haven't seen anything even remotely close to "publicly planning to break into my house during my CT trip.". Most posts I've seen are people just making fun of how much he pigsplained how secure his house is. It's ridiculous.

But that's DSP's mentality. Always taking it to the extremes for pitty bucks.
He got "alarms", "camaras", neighbors (that he doesn't know nor interact with at all) watching his house, and the police who has "good" contact with. How much anyone can bet that he's full of bullcrap once again of how secure his house and the non-existent social contacts he has outside of his hugbox.
 
He got "alarms", "camaras", neighbors (that he doesn't know nor interact with at all) watching his house, and the police who has "good" contact with. How much anyone can bet that he's full of bullcrap once again of how secure his house and the non-existent social contacts he has outside of his hugbox.

I'm sure the cops are also fans of his 11-year legacy and call him once a week to let him know that he did nothing wrong.
 
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Classic dark antagonizing the people he claims are mental and have have ruined his life on multiple occasions, very intelligent, make sure to direct them cops to the old kiwi farms, it’s just a quick drive past delusional lane, can’t miss it.

I’m also calling bullshit on the neighbor part, there’s no way he knows any of his neighbors names, maybe kat lied and said she talked to the neighbors.

I’m also guessing one of Kats friends/coworkers is the house sitter(since we know dark doesn’t know a single person in the fucking state he lives in) imagine some poor innocent person being exposed to the toxic fumes of the pigpen.....
 
Isn't it really ignorant to lay out all of your security layers in a tweet in addition to saying you'll focus your efforts on an internet forum IF something happens?

What's to say some rando, as ridiculous and stupid as this all is, takes in account all of it and uses it to their advantage?

Half of this trip is going to consist of him checking troll emails and tweets that'll claim people are planning to do things. Fun & chill.
 
I’m also guessing one of Kats friends/coworkers is the house sitter(since we know dark doesn’t know a single person in the fucking state he lives in)

I'd love to be the one sitting that house. It's probably been luxuriously refurnished to the moon and back, since Kat arrived. Remember when he took Kat to IKEA just cause, "she had never experienced it"?? Bull, fucking, shit. Between that plus the convenient, "NO MORE HOUSE TOURS" announcement it's pretty obvious they got some pretty neat stuff downstairs. Makes sense that he's mobilized and armed his neighbors to the teeth to defend his castle. The recent tweet overemphasizing his security basically confirms it too.
 
Hi, Phil.

While you're in Connecticut, or wherever it is you're actually going that you don't want anyone to find out, consider for a moment that for as unsafe as your precious bunker and all your material possessions may be without the King there to defend it, you yourself will be much less so. Don't forget that outside your four walls is an entire world that doesn't care about the well-being or fragility of your ego. Away from your phone and laptop you'll be surrounded on all sides by souls who don't care about you. They don't want you to succeed. They don't particularly care if you fail. One way or another, like or dislike, love or hate, their lives and thoughts will not be about you. For a period longer than a few hours and for the first time in years you'll be exposing yourself to the universe in which the rest of us live, a place where the other living beings that penetrate your consciousness are neither erstwhile supporters nor sworn enemies. People will walk past you and not care who you are. I think alotta peepul would be comforted by that thought. If you fart in public someone might snicker but by and large it won't matter to anyone.

But I'm not betting you're like that. I think for as alone as you are barricaded in your Self-Defense Palace the only time you feel small is out in the world. Where you'll be from the moment you pull your car out of your garage to drive to the airport, for a week or ten days or however long you plan to be away. Alone. Alone. For days.

Happy trails, buddy.
 
The real question is who is it that he has house-sitting/maybe showing up at the house occasionally. Phil doesn't have any friends/never leaves the house so that just leaves people Kat knows. Kinda surprised DSP would be ok with turning over the keys to da mansion to someone that he personally doesn't even know. I'm thinking the squatter saga is lookin more likely.
 
The real question is who is it that he has house-sitting/maybe showing up at the house occasionally. Phil doesn't have any friends/never leaves the house so that just leaves people Kat knows. Kinda surprised DSP would be ok with turning over the keys to da mansion to someone that he personally doesn't even know. I'm thinking the squatter saga is lookin more likely.

No one. It’s a lie. He won’t let anyone in that house that isn’t him or Kat.
 
Haven't seen anything even remotely close to "publicly planning to break into my house during my CT trip.". Most posts I've seen are people just making fun of how much he pigsplained how secure his house is. It's ridiculous.

But that's DSP's mentality. Always taking it to the extremes for pitty bucks.
Same shit he's pulling when some people including myself theorized he's going to disneyland and he comes up with something more extravagant like going on a cruise ship. Or how we will instantly attack anyone who doesn't donate to him anonymous via TIPPING~ and will viciously jump on his patreon pledgers.

He's very much a black or white person which is ironic since he loves to sit on a soapbox and claim the world isn't black or white. I swear everything that comes out of his mouth always comes back to be ironic. He's a goldmine for that.
 
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