DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
N0thingICanDo said:
DSP's patron is ever so closed to drop below $500

he used to get $1200 per month, but he is too lazy to organize Patreon related events and his patron perks are absolutely garbage, you have to pay him $50 to guaranteed to have ONE qusetion answered on his Bimonthly Ask the King which is dying and he said would do it more like every 3 months or something
Click to expand...

This is why I never buy what he says in regards to money. He could easily do a monthly or bi monthly 3-4 hour Patreon stream + take 10 minutes to update his tiers/goals and pull in probably pull in 10k a year for ~50 hours of work all year. All of this "tax money" is just shit for his vacation or more luxury purchases.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, 74 Screaming Armadillos and BSV
So, Swagginz returned already. That was quick. Though he only posted that one chat message, and that was it.

I went over his chats of the Sekiro bitchfight stream of April 1st and picked out some ehm... interesting ones, just to get an overview of how completely derailed he is. Especially when you think about the fact he has banned tons of people since showing up to DSP's streams for saying things exactly like this. Any single one of the following chat messages would normally have warranted a permanent ban:

714068

714051

714052

714053

714054

714055

714056

714057

714058

714059

714060

714061

714062


Yikes. wow
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: draculapenis, Mooty Mooty Mooty, kamekmagik and 8 others
Comma said:
So, Swagginz returned already. That was quick. Though he only posted that one chat message, and that was it.

I went over his chats of the Sekiro bitchfight stream of April 1st and picked out some ehm... interesting ones, just to get an overview of how completely derailed he is. Especially when you think about the fact he has banned tons of people since showing up to DSP's streams for saying things exactly like this. Any single one of the following chat messages would normally have warranted a permanent ban:

View attachment 714068
View attachment 714051
View attachment 714052
View attachment 714053
View attachment 714054
View attachment 714055
View attachment 714056
View attachment 714057
View attachment 714058
View attachment 714059
View attachment 714060
View attachment 714061
View attachment 714062

Yikes. wow
Click to expand...
Yeah, what can you say to that?
Swagginz really hates this game.
?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: draculapenis, Mooty Mooty Mooty, kamekmagik and 2 others
i love the fact that when kat finally ditches phil's ass, he's going to have to stalin her out of existence
and if he gets a new gf, he's going to have to pretend that she's always been his gf after panda
his need to lie and exaggerate everything (he wasn't just heartbroke, he felt so bad he thought he was having a heart attack and about to die.. he didn't have a cold, he was choking and he thought he was going to die.)
the fact that he didn't just say "me and kat met, and dated a bit after the break up with panda, and we thought of giving it a shot"

oh no, he had to go full on "WE R TRUE LOVERS 5 EVR WE SAW EACH OTHER AND WE NEW IT WUZ MEANT 2 B!!!1!"
he's fucked when she goes. if he bitches about how "she was a bitch and left me" he'll be flooded with "but i thought you were inseparable soulmates"
but then again he botches his whole "TRUE LUV 4 LYFE" bullshit with "if i lose the KHANDO, KHET will leave me!!!"
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, JMR, Jaspergers Cat and 3 others
SoapQueen1 said:
According to a FOIA request for records related to DSP's SWATting the police tried calling him on his cell phone before driving out to his condo. He let the call go to voicemail.

Twitter? Important. Emails? Important. Phone calls from the local police department? IM WORKING RIGHT NOW!
Click to expand...

It was on vibrate when they called dood! Nothing I could do!!
 
  • Like
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty
SoapQueen1 said:
According to a FOIA request for records related to DSP's SWATting the police tried calling him on his cell phone before driving out to his condo. He let the call go to voicemail.

Twitter? Important. Emails? Important. Phone calls from the local police department? IM WORKING RIGHT NOW!
Click to expand...

But more than one time he stopped the stream and saying he got an important call and then picked it up.
wtf

EDIT
Not to mention, he is always on his phone
wtf2
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, Slimy Time, Army Burger and 3 others
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Feels
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, Slimy Time, Rootbeer and 11 others
JMR said:
No funds, no friends between the two of them. ?

Last night Phil reiterated that marriage isn't in the cards right now because they don't have money to do it.

timboslice cheered suggesting a courthouse wedding as they are inexpensive.

Phil: "Trust me: if and when Kat and I get married, that's what we're doing. We can't afford anything else. We're not doing any kind of an elaborate ceremony. We don't have any or many guests to invite... so..."

View attachment 714439
Click to expand...
















You know IF it gets to that HE HAS TO marry his golddigger, he would beg so he she can have a huge wedding.

Also, something i forgot to mention before. If I was a girl (Leanna) and someone would propose me but saying he has no intention to actually marry in the next few years, I would dump him right there.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, Jaspergers Cat and 74 Screaming Armadillos
JMR said:
No funds, no friends between the two of them. ?

Last night Phil reiterated that marriage isn't in the cards right now because they don't have money to do it.

timboslice cheered suggesting a courthouse wedding as they are inexpensive.

Phil: "Trust me: if and when Kat and I get married, that's what we're doing. We can't afford anything else. We're not doing any kind of an elaborate ceremony. We don't have any or many guests to invite... so..."

View attachment 714439
Click to expand...

He will have to pay strangers to be witnesses at his courthouse wedding. That’s peak sadness.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, Slimy Time, 74 Screaming Armadillos and 5 others
JMR said:
No funds, no friends between the two of them. ?

Last night Phil reiterated that marriage isn't in the cards right now because they don't have money to do it.

timboslice cheered suggesting a courthouse wedding as they are inexpensive.

Phil: "Trust me: if and when Kat and I get married, that's what we're doing. We can't afford anything else. We're not doing any kind of an elaborate ceremony. We don't have any or many guests to invite... so..."

View attachment 714439
Click to expand...


I thought Timboslice dumped Phil's ass? I'm pretty sure he was one of Phil's mods on his old forum and then went rogue along with the other mods and nuked it.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Mooty Mooty Mooty, 74 Screaming Armadillos, Haunter and 2 others
Wagginz pulls this all the time. Phil talks shit to him, Wagginz gets mad and lashes out a little bit, then comes crawling back to Phil's good graces and gives him a nice cheer or tip for good measure (which is bound to happen this time around as well). I think he does this only for the attention he gets. He knows he can get away with it because anybody else that blatantly derails the chat or stream with their own bullshit gets a manual ban from Phil.

JMR said:
No funds, no friends between the two of them. ?

Last night Phil reiterated that marriage isn't in the cards right now because they don't have money to do it.

timboslice cheered suggesting a courthouse wedding as they are inexpensive.

Phil: "Trust me: if and when Kat and I get married, that's what we're doing. We can't afford anything else. We're not doing any kind of an elaborate ceremony. We don't have any or many guests to invite... so..."

View attachment 714439
Click to expand...
Oh man, I bet Kat is really excited for her courthouse wedding. Truly, the love of your life and soulmate deserves something so devoid of the love and passion you claim to have for them like a courthouse wedding. No friends, no family, no witnesses aside from the guy waiting for his DUI hearing to begin, no tuxedo, no dress. Why even bother at that point? There's no rush to get married anyway, so why not wait until you have some money to have a decent wedding? Even for Phil, this is so fucking cheap and lazy. I don't even like Kat and I would feel so bad for her knowing her big wedding day was viewed in such a "let's just get on with it, I can't be bothered to care" way.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Slimy Time, Jaspergers Cat, BrunoMattei and 5 others
David Davidson said:
View attachment 714510

Taking all bets! TAKING ALL BETS!
Click to expand...
At this point when one of Phil's more well known fans does this kind of stuff they have to be gone 6 months or so before i'll buy it. How many times has Swagginz sat in chat laughing or joining in while Phil rips into somebody else for their opinion? Swagginz is almost as much of an ego inflated attention whore baby as Phil so they can have their pissing contest but it isn't worth any pats on the back in my opinion.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Tatu Carreta2, Slimy Time, Slander Man and 3 others
SoapQueen1 said:
According to a FOIA request for records related to DSP's SWATting the police tried calling him on his cell phone before driving out to his condo. He let the call go to voicemail.

Twitter? Important. Emails? Important. Phone calls from the local police department? IM WORKING RIGHT NOW!
Click to expand...
How many times does DSP have to tell those braindead morons: if you want to contact him you need to email him!

...and hope it doesn't go to his spam folder
 
  • Like
Reactions: That Damned Tiger, 74 Screaming Armadillos, BrunoMattei and 3 others
JMR said:
No funds, no friends between the two of them. ?

Last night Phil reiterated that marriage isn't in the cards right now because they don't have money to do it.

timboslice cheered suggesting a courthouse wedding as they are inexpensive.

Phil: "Trust me: if and when Kat and I get married, that's what we're doing. We can't afford anything else. We're not doing any kind of an elaborate ceremony. We don't have any or many guests to invite... so..."

View attachment 714439
Click to expand...
Nearly 40 years old and has no one to invite to his wedding. God damn. That is so depressing.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: kamekmagik, Slimy Time, Stationary aszs and 3 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back